IM Update!

Alright, i know this is my second post today, but...I just had another great conversation with pUrPlErOcKs*. And it all started out with a simple question!!!
Here, I shall show it to you:

TinkTink203 (8:27:03 PM): when u press enter when theres nothing typed, how come they call it a form?
pUrPlErOcKs (8:27:50 PM): idk
pUrPlErOcKs (8:28:06 PM): maybe cause they wanna sound offical
TinkTink203 (8:28:10 PM): lol
pUrPlErOcKs0076 (8:28:44 PM): lol!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:28:50 PM): i see our convo!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:28:53 PM): its so random!
TinkTink203 (8:28:55 PM): ialsmrninefbiinftwail?
pUrPlErOcKs (8:29:14 PM): wat the?
pUrPlErOcKs (8:29:30 PM): ok sry but i dont speak cat
TinkTink203 (8:29:36 PM): it means: i am laughing so much rgith now its not even funny but if its not funny then why am i laughinng?
TinkTink203 (8:30:40 PM): wuwhrnbsmlhbgw/ou
pUrPlErOcKs (8:30:56 PM): lol!!
TinkTink203 (8:31:11 PM): heres a perfect note to put on a postcard!!!!: wish u were here right now but seriously my life has been great w/o you
pUrPlErOcKs (8:31:51 PM): thts hilarious!
TinkTink203 (8:32:06 PM): mshtbrciwlsm
TinkTink203 (8:32:27 PM): my spleen had to be removed cuz i was laughing so much
TinkTink203 (8:32:46 PM): ihugrij
TinkTink203 (8:32:52 PM): i hope u go rot in jail
pUrPlErOcKs (8:33:00 PM): lol!
TinkTink203 (8:33:13 PM): iavctbuwawirn
TinkTink203 (8:33:30 PM): i am very close to beating u with a waffle iron right now
pUrPlErOcKs (8:33:39 PM): lol!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:33:47 PM): im laughing out oud right now!
TinkTink203 (8:33:52 PM): and the classic 1:
TinkTink203 (8:34:03 PM): hmldittgtttrcoatp?
TinkTink203 (8:34:20 PM): how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
pUrPlErOcKs (8:34:27 PM): lol
pUrPlErOcKs (8:34:34 PM): i like the waffle iron one!
TinkTink203 (8:34:39 PM): ihucosatfdaw
TinkTink203 (8:34:53 PM): i hope u choke on skittles and then fall down a well
TinkTink203 (8:35:13 PM): ifydustsajfdaw
pUrPlErOcKs (8:35:18 PM): LOL!
TinkTink203 (8:35:36 PM): in fact, y dont u just skip the skittles and fall down a well
pUrPlErOcKs (8:36:06 PM): LOL!!!
TinkTink203 (8:36:07 PM): iwrltsubpbsuun
TinkTink203 (8:36:23 PM): i would really like to suffocate you by putting beef sticks up ur nose
TinkTink203 (8:36:46 PM): and the one that many gamblers use!:
TinkTink203 (8:36:51 PM): diwihtwlt
pUrPlErOcKs (8:36:56 PM): lol!
TinkTink203 (8:37:05 PM): dang i wish i had that winning lottery ticket
pUrPlErOcKs (8:37:19 PM): omg! lol im like laughingmy head off!
TinkTink203 (8:37:31 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (8:37:34 PM): lets see...
TinkTink203 (8:37:55 PM): ihalobeu
TinkTink203 (8:38:03 PM): i hope a loaf of bread eats u
pUrPlErOcKs (8:38:10 PM): lol
pUrPlErOcKs (8:38:12 PM): LOL!
TinkTink203 (8:38:39 PM): tbttwasiatt
TinkTink203 (8:38:50 PM): the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time
pUrPlErOcKs (8:39:15 PM): ONE WITH A COLLAR TURTLE NECK
TinkTink203 (8:39:27 PM): ihttutbnorlu
TinkTink203 (8:39:37 PM): i hate to tell u this but no one really likes u
TinkTink203 (8:39:48 PM): twtbuwawi
TinkTink203 (8:39:56 PM): they want to beat u with a waffle iron
TinkTink203 (8:40:16 PM): iwtpuhiatcrn
TinkTink203 (8:40:28 PM): i want to put ur head in a trash compactor right now
pUrPlErOcKs (8:40:34 PM): LOL!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:40:43 PM): omg where do u get these from?
TinkTink203 (8:40:49 PM): its easy
TinkTink203 (8:40:53 PM): u just make em up
TinkTink203 (8:40:59 PM): like for example
pUrPlErOcKs (8:40:59 PM): lol ur a genuis!
TinkTink203 (8:41:07 PM): ahem:
TinkTink203 (8:41:16 PM): iwtwuwaeoc
TinkTink203 (8:41:24 PM): i want to whack you with an ear of corn
pUrPlErOcKs (8:41:32 PM): LOL!!!
TinkTink203 (8:41:37 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (8:41:54 PM): hibabma!!!!
TinkTink203 (8:42:03 PM): help im being attacked by mutant antelopes!!!!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:42:17 PM): LOL!!!!!!!!
TinkTink203 (8:42:27 PM): ihubacaibacsicsu
TinkTink203 (8:42:38 PM): i hope u become a criminal and i become a cop so i can shoot u
pUrPlErOcKs (8:42:59 PM): hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
TinkTink203 (8:43:12 PM): ooh! i got 1!
TinkTink203 (8:43:24 PM): iidcmrrnmdgbmwat
TinkTink203 (8:43:36 PM): if i dont clean my room right now my dads gonna beat me with a toaster
pUrPlErOcKs (8:43:49 PM): lol!!!
TinkTink203 (8:44:17 PM): make your bedtime stories shorter!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:44:24 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (8:44:40 PM): ouattwtbatlbgdftrasfoawte
TinkTink203 (8:45:12 PM): once upon a time there were three bears and this little blonde girl didnt follow the rules and she flew out a window the end
pUrPlErOcKs (8:45:44 PM): lol!
TinkTink203 (8:46:06 PM): siettbdtmmosbmwat
pUrPlErOcKs (8:46:10 PM): LMFAO!!!!
TinkTink203 (8:46:29 PM): sometimes i eat the toothpaste but dont tell my mom or she'll beat me with a toaster
pUrPlErOcKs (8:47:01 PM): lolololololololol!
TinkTink203 (8:47:01 PM): hmm..
TinkTink203 (8:47:31 PM): ilylaswnrbljpidsuwgmam
TinkTink203 (8:47:49 PM): i love you like a sister well not really but lets just pretend i do so u wont get mad at me
pUrPlErOcKs (8:48:06 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (8:48:21 PM): or, u can make those messages blunt!
TinkTink203 (8:48:30 PM): idhaf
TinkTink203 (8:48:33 PM): i dont have a finger
TinkTink203 (8:49:06 PM): usulmbfiwtpuhiab
TinkTink203 (8:49:20 PM): u say u love me but frankly i want to put ur head in a blender
TinkTink203 (8:49:39 PM): or
pUrPlErOcKs (8:49:48 PM): lol!!!
TinkTink203 (8:49:52 PM): uowacsaugdi7d
TinkTink203 (8:50:11 PM): ur operation wasnt a complete success so ur gonna die in 7 days
pUrPlErOcKs (8:50:16 PM): g2g
pUrPlErOcKs (8:50:18 PM): lol!!!
TinkTink203 (8:50:19 PM): awwww
TinkTink203 (8:50:21 PM): ok
pUrPlErOcKs (8:50:31 PM): ill talk to u tom maybe!
TinkTink203 (8:50:47 PM): mmkay ill b here! (maybe) =D
pUrPlErOcKs (8:50:55 PM): i saved all of those on a word document!
TinkTink203 (8:51:00 PM): yay!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:51:01 PM): lol
pUrPlErOcKs (8:51:08 PM): bye!
TinkTink203 (8:51:09 PM): im posting again on my blog
TinkTink203 (8:51:12 PM): bye!!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:51:14 PM): lol
pUrPlErOcKs (8:51:18 PM): see ya
TinkTink203 (8:51:21 PM): have fun sleeping! dont die in ur dreams!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:51:26 PM): omg!
pUrPlErOcKs signed off at 8:51:35 PM.
purplerocks is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
TinkTink203 (8:51:35 PM): ...Freddy Kurger *eyes dart nervousl*


And so there you have it. I hope that these will become useful to you!! until then:
gbfnatgiwsufacoh
Good Bye For Now And Thank God I Won't See You For A Couple Of Hours

Lol, tell that one to your bf/gf and see what they think!

Bye!


~.:*JOSOA*:.~ \.:@C.O.N.V.O@:./

Guess What!!!!

First off, I'd like to introduce a new type of post:
\.:@C.O.N.V.O.@:./
Crazyness Oas* and Not Very Orderly
* - oas is my internet term meaning On A Stick

and now: Guess what!!!!!!!

I'm gonna take over the world!!!
You see, while i was thinking about ways for more people to visit my site (it was a convo with pUrPlErOcKs*, i came up with a foolproof plan.
here it is!:

TinkTink203 (7:57:43 PM): i really want ppl 2 visit my site more, but idk how 2 do tht
pUrPlErOcKs (7:57:50 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (7:57:55 PM): any suggestions gal pal?
pUrPlErOcKs (7:58:13 PM): tell ur friends to tell their friends
TinkTink203 (7:58:43 PM): i suppose...anything else?
TinkTink203 (7:59:01 PM): I know! ill take over the world!
pUrPlErOcKs (7:59:08 PM): yes!
TinkTink203 (7:59:14 PM): its brilliant!
pUrPlErOcKs (7:59:31 PM): it is!
TinkTink203 (7:59:53 PM): first, ill take over Mc Donalds...and itll all go downhill from there!!! mwahaha! XD
pUrPlErOcKs (8:00:14 PM): lol
pUrPlErOcKs (8:00:20 PM): thts funny
TinkTink203 (8:00:26 PM): and u can help!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:00:36 PM): yay!!
TinkTink203 (8:00:48 PM): just u, me, and artificial cheese in a can!! its perfect!!!
pUrPlErOcKs(8:00:57 PM): lol!!!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:01:01 PM): its brilliant!
TinkTink203 (8:01:08 PM): Ah yes...
pUrPlErOcKs (8:01:24 PM): dont forget the crackers in a box
TinkTink203 (8:01:38 PM): ah yes, cant forget tht!
TinkTink203 (8:01:42 PM): then, as my first demand, ill make them name a hamburger after me!!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:01:51 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (8:02:10 PM): and u can have your face plastered to the side of a giant horse!
TinkTink203 (8:02:24 PM): its foolproof!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:02:53 PM): omg!!!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:02:56 PM): i love tht!
TinkTink203 (8:03:01 PM): lol
pUrPlErOcKs (8:03:58 PM): its purrrrfect!
TinkTink203 (8:04:25 PM): was that an intended pun?
pUrPlErOcKs (8:04:43 PM): yes it was
TinkTink203 (8:04:55 PM): ...ouch
pUrPlErOcKs (8:04:57 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (8:05:02 PM): that kinda stung
pUrPlErOcKs (8:05:11 PM): sry
pUrPlErOcKs (8:05:15 PM): tht was my fault
TinkTink203 (8:05:18 PM): omg!
TinkTink203 (8:05:26 PM): i think ur pun just gave me whiplash!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:05:39 PM): omg!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:05:50 PM): jeorge! r u ok?!?
TinkTink203 (8:05:52 PM): help! help! 8runs into wall*
pUrPlErOcKs (8:06:00 PM): -yells- can u hear me?
TinkTink203 (8:06:06 PM): ...wtf?
pUrPlErOcKs (8:06:11 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (8:06:12 PM): im not deaf
pUrPlErOcKs (8:06:16 PM): oh
pUrPlErOcKs (8:06:18 PM): then
TinkTink203 (8:06:23 PM): and YES, I CAN HEAR YOU!
pUrPlErOcKs (8:06:27 PM): ok, thts good
pUrPlErOcKs (8:06:35 PM): how many fingers am i holding up?
TinkTink203 (8:06:52 PM): i dont know, i have whiplash!

Yeah, i ended up with whiplash...not one of my better days -_-
Well, thanks for reading!

Bye!


* = name has been changed

~.:*JOSOA*:.~

The Best Chainletter Ever!!!!

POMG...well, I know it's like kinda late (the time at the bottom of the page fools you...), but anyway, I just read the funniest and truest of all chain letters!!! Check it out:

Dear All,
My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about cockroach eggs in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl ( Penny Brown ); who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $1000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program

..... I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa 's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gas without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan .

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bum.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't even pick up the $5 I found dropped in the car park because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump.

I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.

Enjoy the rest of 2008 ...


And it's funny. Know why? It's true. Oh, and also, I'd like to give a special shout out of my own:

Thanks for giving me a cursed love life for the next 247 years.
Thanks for making me lose all my friends because i didn't send this letter back to them. i know they understand, but right now their probably planning some kind of neucular attack on me because I can't send a chainletter back to them in the next 10 minutes.
Thanks for telling me that God doesn't love me because I can't send an e-mail to 15 people in the next 45 minutes.
Thanks for giving me a cursed life with misery for the next 321 years.
Thanks for telling me that my friends are drifting away from me, and that a silly little chain letter telling them that will fix it all, even though i see them every day.
Thanks, I really enjoyed wasting my life sending a chain letter to 60 people and pressing F7, because I wanted to see my crush's name in big, blocky letters. Because I really need a reminder of who I like.
I really love it how you crush my wishes, my hopes and dreams because by the time i read your silly little letter, my time to send it to 25 people has expired, and no one will love me for the next 7 years.
Thanks, I can't wait for that clown to come up on the foot of my bed at 3am with a chainsaw, ready to cut me down. Because surely I wouldn't hear him starting up the chainsaw and run.
Thanks for also telling me that there is a girl who will be at the foot of my bed under a white sheet humming. I do enjoy clowns and girls in sheets at the foot of my bed at 3 in the freaken morning.
I absolutely adore hearing about those sick, sick girls who need help right this very second. I do like a reminder that I'm a bad person because I can't contribute 3 cents to that 7 year old girl who is now 28 and is probably alive and well thanks to others donations. I'm pretty sure she's sick and tired of reciveing money to help her cancer. Was it cancer? I forgot, she has so many other medical conditions, it's hard to remember.
I don't use my e-mail very much, and I love people telling me that my life is pretty much screwed because I don't have enough contacts to send this to.

I hope I've covered everything. Though I have to admit, I love the e-mail with the cute pictures of the dogs. I also like the chalk drawings. But now it's starting to cheese me off because i get those letters 60 times a day.

Alright. I just had to get that out of my system. I hope you all enjoy your next 21 loveless years too!
Bye!

~.:*JOSOA*:.~

Jeorge Story Numba 2!!!!! An Offer...you cant rufuse...(Mwahaha)

"Batten" down the "Hatches" because its time for "Jeorge Story" Numba "2"!!!
Some people may know that I play Runescape. Well, I do. U can veiw my profile thats to the right of your page you currently have up. This Jeorge Story is all about an experiment I did. See, for people who DON'T play RS, there are certian rules you can break. People ni the game can report you for it, and you get black marks. If you get 10 black marks, you either get permanently banned from the game or permanently muted. My main account on there got banned for one offense because I was advertising a website. Someone actually had stolen my password. If you get 10 black marks or higher, you can Appeal for them, which means you either tell them
1. Youre sorry
2. Why you think Customer support had made a mistake
3. Someone else had your password.
So I looked online to see the chances of my Last Chance appeal being accepted. Other people were complaining that only random appeals go selected, or ones that were funny. Is this true? Lets look at the evidence:

U BETTA BELIEVE IT PL0X!
In this Jeorge Sotry, i take my bad grammar to a whole new lvl!!!!
Get ready for a ton of Pl0x (Pl0x = please, plz. i figure this out AFTER i send the messages)Alright, so i heard that on RuneScape, Jagex approves random appeals with their "bots". a lot of people were sayin that they sent in a weird appeal (ex. i was pregnat and my hormones were actin up...which btw I think is funny and stoopid) and it got accepted, whilist "normal" appeals got denied. I tried this for myself, so i made a new account, called Cornmeal_Ftw. I got as many reports as i could (only managed 3 -_- ) but anywayz, my excuses are funny.
Take a look FTW:
My first report for: Rule 1 ~ Offensive Language
What i did: Well, the only way you could get reported for Rule 1 was either to make racist remarks or *ahem* sexual remarks. Since both were just as bad, i decided 2 do the one that wasnt creepy: racism. I hate racism, i really do (please dont make fun of me for this, or judge me by this, cuz im not racist. but i didnt want to make sexual remarks). But i didnt insult blacks, or yellows (srry, just making a visual). I insulted whites -_- .....so really, thats like insulting myself -_- -_-
Evidence:
cornmeal_ftw: im supposed 2 b racist
cornmeal_ftw: but im not ='(
************: i kno ur not
cornmeal_ftw: mmkay
************: byee
cornmeal_ftw: shuld i say it on private chat?
cornmeal_ftw: i dont want 2 hurt ne 1s feelings
************: no say it out loud so other ppl repotrt
cornmeal_ftw: ...oh...
cornmeal_ftw: i hate...
cornmeal_ftw: hmmm...
cornmeal_ftw: i hate white people!
cornmeal_ftw: o wait wtf i am white -_-
cornmeal_ftw: but anyway
cornmeal_ftw: i hate white people!

My Appeal (reasons why I think Customer Support made a mistake):
OK SOe HeARZ THe DeALIO WULL I WeNTT 2 PLAYe POKeMONZ WeN I COMe BAK MY MANATEES HuNTING CORN AND SOE I LEIK TTLY SLAP HEIM UPSYDE HIS MANATEE HEAD AND HES JST LEIK WTF PL0X ND THEN I FOUND MAILMAN ON COMPUTER WITH BEEEFF JERKIE AND IM LIKE U PHR33 L04DER AND HES LIKE U SUX. WE PLAY POKE MON AND I PWN HIS MAILMANN BUTT YES SIRREEEE THTS Y I NEED THIS ACC BAK CUZ THE MAIL MAN HATES MANATEES. RADDA


My Second Report for:Rule 3 ~ Password Scamming
What i did: Errr...well, a girl just reported me for it.

Evidence:There's no evidence that i DID actually password scamm.

My Appeal (my apology):

I WANNA BE
THE VRY BEST
LEIK NO 1 EVER WAZ
*DUN DUN DUN

2 CATCH THEM IZ MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IZ MY CAUZ
I WILL TRAVL CROSS THE LAND
SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
*DUN DUN DUN

THESE POKEMON
TO UNDERSTAND,
THE POWER THATZ INSIDE
POKEMON GOTTA CATCHEM (ITS U AND ME)
I KNO ITS MY DESTINY
POKEMON
OHH
UR MY BEST FREND
IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEENNNNED!

PL0X IT WAS THT MAILMAN AGAIN!


My Thrid Report:Rule 5 ~ Jagex / Staff Impersonation
How i did it: I said I was a mod

Evidence:
cornmeal_ftw: i am a jagex mod
cornmeal_ftw: haha
cornmeal_ftw: rawr
cornmeal_ftw: i am a jagex mod
cornmeal_ftw: i am a jagex mod
cornmeal_ftw: i am a jagex mod
cornmeal_ftw: mwahaha

My Appeal (My other apology):
HEY PL0XERZ MY CAT SCRATCHD MY IN MY EYEBALLZ AND I WAS TYPING THINGS THT I DIN NO I WAZ TYPING I WILL SU U CAUSE MY KITTYS ON A RAMPAGE WITH THOSE DAMN LEPUCHAUNS I CONT CATCH THE CORN. ANYWAYZ PL0X, I GAVE MY LOCAL RETAILER A GOOD BEATIN W/ TEH WAFFLE IRON, U KNO WAT IM SAYIN FOO? CUZ I DON TANX 2 MEH PSYCHOTIC KITTY. HEY, I DNT EVEN HAVE A CAT! HOO R U?! Y AM I ON THE DINING R00M TABLE?! PL0X!!

But it's funny...2 out of those three appeals got accepted. Which one do you think didn't get accepted?


...Numba 1!!!
Heres the response I got back:

Thank you for your appeal.
We are sorry to inform you that this appeal has been denied.
We have conclusive evidence that you were in control of the account at the time of the offence and, for this reason, this offence will remain on your account.
We suggest you take some time to remind yourself of the Rules of Conduct before you start playing again!
Jagex Customer Support

Alright, umm...First off, I never said i WASNT in controll of my account. Secondly, err.... they give the same message out to everyone.
But anywayz.....

Hope you enjoyed reading! I enjoyed the whole experiment (except my first report ='( man, i feel so bad) But what i really enjoyed was writing the reasons. E-mail me back saying which one you liked!
Appeal 1,
Appeal 2,
orAppeal 3?

PokeAHippo@mail2me.com




~.:*JOSOA*:.~

2 All New jeorge Stories!

All new, all fresh, and is absolutely and completely free! You'll get a Jeorge Story for only $19.95 +shipping and handeling! But Wait! There's more! Keep reading and I'll also give you another Jeorge Story FREE of charge! This is a $40 value, and its yours for only $19.95!!! But wait! we're not done yet! Call the number that will soon be on the screen before you for a BONUS! folable tredmill! Tired of being fat? Want to be fit while reading your NEW Jeorge Stories? Get a FREE foldable tredmill with this exclusive offer!

The number? Oh, sorry, the number is not in service at this time.
Time estimated waiting: 489 hours
But hurry! This EXCLUSIVE offer ends in: 2 weeks
Startinnggggg............NOW!

Alright. Back to business. My, my, arent you little monsters lucky? TWO Jeorge Stories! No, that ws no joke (except for the price. What a ripp off!) you get TWO Jeorge Sotries. Not ONE, but TWO! TWO! TWO! Alright. So, the first one is Nursery Rhymes. BOrrRrRRrInnNgggGgGggG...
You would think. But i added a little twist to it.
A Jeorge Story twist XD
And with that said, I present to you...

Hello, and Welcome to...Jeorge Sotry Mix Ups!!!!!
*crowd cheering in the backround*
Today on the Jeorge Sotries, I will be remaking some of America's timeless pieces! As i was reading an IM that i saved from Haleigh (antelope girl...See other posts) i thought of this. So yeah.

Little Miss Muffet
~~~Summary~
Well, it's self-exclamitory, really: Little Miss Muffet was sitting on her tuffet, eating her "Curds and way" (?!) and then this spider comes along and he sits right beside her and "frightened Miss Muffet away!"

My Version:The Egg Mc. Muffin Who Was Not Particuarily Little But Was a Bit Short for His Age

The Egg Mc. Muffin sat at a bar stool, happily munching on little childeren when along comes the Federal Government and the IRS. Well, Egg Mc. Muffin over here forgot to pay his taxes...for the past 4 months. So, he fled to Canada and took up the name Hamilton Smith. But I'm not supposed to tell you that.
Aw, crap.



Hey Diddle Diddle
Summary~~~
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. The little dog Laughed to see such a sight and the dish ran away with the spoon. Also self exclamitory.

My Version:The Cat Named Diddle Who Had No Artistic Talent Whatsoever

There once was a cat named Diddle. Diddle was currently going to college at the University Thatdoezntexist. He took an art course but he really sucked at it. So the art teacher decided that he should play an instrament instead. Since Diddle wasn't tall enough to play the cello or the bass, he chose to play the fiddle. The night that he got his new fiddle, he decided to play it. He was by a farm. He was so bad that a cow got startled and jumped in suprise. Well, it just so happened that there was a tranpoline under that particular cow. So, the cow bounced off the tranpoline and well...he got to the moon, but he got stuck there. A dog happened to see the whole thing. He laughed; partially because the cat was so bad at playing, and partially because the cow was stuck on the moon and was currently floating. But he was supposed to be watching the silverware so they wouldn't get out of the pen. before he could control his spontanious laughter, the dish and the spoon ran out. They currently reside in Alabama.



Little Bo Peep
Summary~~~~
Little Bo-peep has lost her sheep,
And can't tell where to find them;
Leave them alone,
and they'll come home,
And bring their tails behind them.

Little Bo-peep fell fast asleep,
And dreamt she heard them bleating;
But when she awoke,
she found it a joke,
For they were still a-fleeting.

Then up she took her little crook,
Determined for to find them;
She found them indeed,
but it made her heart bleed,
For they'd left all their tails behind them.

My Version:Bo Peep and the Movies
Bo Peep's Daddy, Mr. Peep. told Bo that she needed to watch the lambs tonight. Well, Bo was also going to go to the movies. Hmmmm...watching movies or watching lambs, what would you choose? Bo Peep? She chose the movies. Nice move, Bo. The sheep got away!
She put up Missing posters...just in case someone saw them. She didn't tell her dad though, because...well, his father made swords for knights. It was best not to tell him she lost the sheep, now was it?
Bo drank too many Dr. Peppers at the movies, even thoguh it WAS a good bargain. Her sugar rush ended and she crashed. While she was crashing, she drempt that she heard those sheep come home, and they were calling her name. Bo...Bo....Bo......She suddenly awoke from her crash. "Where are the sheep?" her father asked.
"Damn."
"What was that?!"
"Uh...Corn?"
"Take me to the pen, i want to see them."
"Okay."
Bo took her silver sickle just in case her dad was...unhappy. Thew shep were actually there! But...their tails were gone.
"Where are their tails?" her father demanded.
Time to think quick and cunning, thought Bo.
"I needed a snack for the movies."


Thank you one and all for reading this Jeorge Story. I personally liked Bo Peep and the Movies. I hope you enjoy them. Goodnight, all!

Quizzes and Quizzes Galore!

I am totally obsessed with quizzes right now. I mean it's not even funny. I'd like to share with you guys some of the quizzes that I've made and some that I've added in my favorites. You can comment what you got on the quizzes, or you can e-mail me at PokeAHippo@mail2me.com. If you want, you can also IM me at PokeTheeHippo. but enough of that crap, let me show you the quizzes.

Are You Random, Boring, Depressing, or Stupid?

Quizzes by Quibblo.com

My Result: Stupid

more on the way...my computer is being a...ahem...

Err...Happy July!...

I know, my abssence is inexcusable. I mean, stuff has just been goin on, ya know? I was kind of in trouble because i was failing all my classes at midquater, but it's ok now; I've got my grade up to an A ~ B- range. Alrgiht, so now that I'm back, and you all know I'm alive...how bout we bump the How to Create a Perfect Crime post down. It's really starting to annoy me -_-
Alright, so school's out, so now maybe I can catch up to the blog again and start posting.
Recently I've made an account on Quibblo.com (crap, i keep wanting to spell it quibbloe). Anyway, my account name is KirbyFuzz, and so far...well, I've only created two quizzes. -_- I'll create more, but I don't know when I'll fnid the time. I've got summer school, hangin out with friends, dad's birthday, camping, oh! And my buddy on RS is now a member again for this summer, so you know i gotta spend some time with him too. But don't worry, I won't forget about you guys...*ahem*...so let's get started.
Well, at the end of the year, our teacher gave us this test. It's REALLY hard. I'll give it to you right now.

1. There are seven flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy?

2. I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What am I?

3.Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?

4. You're in a place called Bobby's World and there is only one Law. There is a mirror, but no reflection. There is pizza with cheese, but not sausage. There is pepper, but no salt. There is a door, yet no entrance or exit. what is the Law?

5. A 6-foot tall magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water. How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill a drop of water?

6.With a little detective work and deep thought, the following facts can make an accurate statement. Can you figure it out?
11 is a race horse
12 is 12
1111 race
12112

7. A man falls overboard and gets washed ashore an island with nothing but sand. the island is 50 miles from the nearest land. He can't swim, the water's 100 feet deep, and the island has nothing to make a flotation device with. with no help from people, animals, fish, or machines, he finds a way off the island. How does he do it?

8. Alice, Ben , Charlie, David, and Ed entered a contest to gues how many jelly beans are in a jar. Alice guessed 30, Ben guessed 28, Charlie guessed 29, David guessed 25, and Ed guessed 26. Two were off the mark by 1, one was wrong by 4, and one by 3. But one was correct. How many jelly beans are in the jar?

9. What is the famous line in President roosevet's "Attack on Pearl Harbor" speech?


Good luck everyone. You can e-mail me the answers at PokeaHippo@mail2me.com, or IM me: PokeTheeHippo. If you are e-mailing me, DO NOT send me any junk mail or spam. For those who are thick headed: DO NOT send me any junk mail or spam, i will delete them all. If you want, you can include your e-mail and i will send you the answers. I won't send you any junk mail of any kind, or any spam. If you IM me and I don't respond, don't keep sending IMs, because I'm obviously not there, you dunce. Thank you.

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