Chilli?

Okay, I had the WEIRDEST dream that definately cracked the top 10 for 2009's weirdest dreams. Hehe. Seriously, this is like one of those dreams where you get to the end and you're just about to pull your hair out. Not even kidding. Allow me to tell you...

Okay, so I was at my school in this one. Sara (a girl at my school) and I were selling chilli randomly in the hallway. Right in the middle of the hallway was a large table, and all the teachers were having a feast. So we gave them bowls of chilli. Well, two other people at my school named Stoney and Brandon decided to hang out around our chilli stand just because they didn't want to go to class.
Obviously, we started talking. But here's the weird thing. This really old lady sitting at the teacher's table told us to shut up. And so we did. For about five mintues. Then i started being all obnoxious and talking really loud. so my writing teacher, Ms. Kramer (no one really likes her because she lashes out sometimes) started yelling at me.

"Shut the hell up!" she yelled.
"We were just selling chilli!" I protested.
"Well quiet down or I'll send you back to the classroom!"
"Yeah, a classroom that doesn't have any teachers in it. So what's the point of going back?" I asked her.
"Okay, that's it, you're done selling chilli." and Ms. Kramer grabs my arm and Sara's and ordered Stoney and Brandon to go back to their classrooms. So also takes the chilli.
"What did i do?!" I demanded.
"Quiet." was her reply. She took us to the office and took the chilli and walked away. So Sara and I stood there, wondering what to do, when Ms. Kramer comes back with the chilli and a big yellow envelope. And, of all the things in the world, she puts the chilli in the envelope! What is this, anyway?!
"Ms. Kramer," I raised my hand for some reason. "if you put the chilli in that envelope, it's going to drip through. And it's also going to get freezer burn."
"Hey!" Ms. Kramer yells at me. "Shut up, you smart ass."
And all the sudden, Sara and I are riding in her car (which is really old and white, by the way) and she drives for a long time before stopping at the side of the road and throwing us out of the car. So now we're stuck in the country, with nothing but a road, a feild, and a barn in the background. Nothing else.
"Well," Sara reaches behind her back and grabs something. "At least we have chilli!"
You've got to be kidding me.

After five hours, we find someone and they take us home. Well, Sara magically teleports somewhere (?!?!??) and the mysterious driver takes me to my neighbor's house. So now I'm all the sudden in my neighbor's basement (he's the same age as me) and we're watching a movie, lights are off, popcorn...
And all the sudden, he disappears, and this other kid from my school, Reed, is watching the movie with me. (Which by the way, happens to be Titanic, my favorite movie).
He looks at me, and-- wait for it--
"Want some chilli?"


This is the part where i woke up and screamed out, "DAMN THE CHILLI!"
So now I have this weird urge to laugh whenever i see, hear, or think about chilli.
Weird? Ch-yeah, I'd have to agree with you there.

(By the way, I tasted the chilli Reed gave me, and it was freakin delicious)
^_^ - Jeorge!!

The NEW category JS!

Ah yes, the sweet smell of a new category of Jeorge Stories. It's the best thing since IMs! Or the best thing since...something else. *ahem*
Jerry and I really love to get chian letters. Sure, i mean, they're annoying, they're stupid, they're just to get attention...but they're HILARIOUS if you know what to do with them. After my 5,000th chain letter, i've seen them all. I'm currently awaiting my $10,000 from Bill Gates, messed up my love life for the next 537 years, found out that im a horrible friend because i didn't send this letter back to *insert name here*. BORRRRRRINNNNNNGGGG.
Obviously you can see where I'm going with this. I AM SICK OF THEM! Until i came across the new FAD of '07-present day: Surveys! Don'cha just love screwing those types of things up? Now I do it will ALL the e-mails i send!
In the words of all the chain letters that want you to press F7: "Try it, it's hilarious!"

If you have some chian letter that YOU'VE screwed up for the enjoyment of others, send it in! At pokethehippo@rocketmail.com.

And now, for the first time EVA in Jeorge Story history, I present to you: Screwed up chain-letters!
(So take THAT, annoying people who always tell me that my love life sucks!)

HEYYY, TIME FOR ANOTHER SURVEY! PUT DOWN THE ANSWER THAT FIRST POPS INTO YOUR HEAD AFTER READING THE QUESTIONS! THEN PASS IT ON TO 10 OF YOUR FRIENDS! TRY IT, AND SEE WHAT YOU GET BACK!

1. Where is your cell phone? I ate it.
2. Your significant other? Hitler!!! Dorphinshmitz!
3. Your hair? lethal
4. Your mother? nothing you can prove
5. Your father? Which one?
6. Your favorite thing? The goopy stuff in the thermometer
7. Your dream last night? No dreams. Hallucinations.
9. Your dream/goal? Gang leader
10. The room you're in... Padlocked
11. Your fear? The German-speaking sheepdog with the power to give out excruciating splinters.
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Out of prison
13. Where were you last night? W-what do you mean by that?
14. What you're not? breathing
15. Muffins Sniffum
16. One of your wish list items? The death of...nevermind.
17. Where did you grow up? Crab-Cake Island, along with the other ninja-monkies and bad-ass chunky fruitcakes.
18. The last thing you did? Answer the last question
19. What are you wearing? Titanium jumpsuit
20. Your TV? is eating me
21. Your pet? is currently taking over Poland. Watch out, Polianites.
22. Your computer? Will destroy mankind
23. Your life? Ended 3 years ago
24. Your mood? Bloxxy
25. Missing someone? Hitler's camel, Jeramiah
26. Your car? bottom of the lake
27. Something you're not wearing? Skin
28. Favorite Store? All of them are great to steal from!
29. Your summer? Black
30. Your favorite color burnt-pizza black
31. When is the last time you laughed? When I killed...nevermind.
32. Last time you cried? I'm like Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris doesn't cry. He makes TEARS cry. (?!)
33. Who will/would re-post this? Some geek who has no time on their/it's hands

34. FOUR PEOPLE WHO E-MAIL ME:
a) No One
b) Cause
c) They're All
d) Dead

35. FOUR OF MY FAVORITE FOODS:
a) children.
b) Burnt pizza
c) Sulphur
d) an occasional Britney Spears fan

36. FOUR PLACES I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT NOW?
a) On the Titanic
b) Zimbabwe
c) Ninja Republic
d) In my lab-- i mean, basement!

37. FOUR PEOPLE I THINK WILL RESPOND:
a) Ka-- oh wait, dead
b) Fr-- killed
c) Lo-- deceased
d) Ash Ketchum...Gotta KATCH EM All! :D

More coming soon!
~Jeorge
~.:*JOSOA*:.~

For All You Die-Hard Twilight Fans

Alright guys, I'm sorry, but I must vioce my opinion.
Do you know what ticks me off nowadays?
Twilighters.
Our school is FILLED with these beasts. I can't even voice my opinion without a "GASP! Jourdan, how could you even have those THOUGHTS?!" and so now I'm forced to voice my opinion on this web page.
"So why are you all the sudden talking about this now?"
Well, I was looking up when Edward said he loved Bella, because I wanted to see when my guy character should say he loved his equal.
And I found a very interesting website. This girl talks about what she thinks. And I like it.

For you die-hard Twilight fans, I know you will object. But I gotta say this:
BELLA AND EDWARD'S LOVE IS A LIE!

...
"GASP! Jourdan, how could you even have those THOUGHTS?!"
Yeah. Gotcha.
http://summersnook.com/2008/01/edward-and-bella-true-love-or-true-lust/#comment-8724
^ Click it.
I agree so strongly. Now, make no mistake. I, too, was a victim of the Bella/Edward love relationship. I wanted to express my feelings personally, but i wont have enough room.

.:~BOOK SPOILERS BEYOND THIS POINT! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVENT READ THE WHOLE SERIES AND ACTUALYL WANT TO!~:.
I really loved Twilight. And, despite everyone's judgement against it, I like New Moon the best. The way she acted like a drone, however, made me waver. But I continued to read.
As i read Eclipse, and found that Bella only wanting sex and would do anything to get it a bit extreme. This brought up my thoughts about New Moon. But I ignored them. After all, when I start to read a series, I can't stop until I finish it.
Then I read Breaking Dawn.
Alright, I'll admit it: I liked the beginning and part of the middle. I hated, absolutely HATED the ending, however.
"Why?"
First of all, Bella's power, to PROTECT PEOPLE...i found that to be utterly stupid. Everyone else gets the cool powers. So what's up with Bella's un-kick-ass-like power? But I continued to read.
Then, Jacob imprinted on Renesmee. What the--?! Of course, he does that because she's JUST LIKE BELLA. If you ask me, Sam's ex would be a much better match for Jacob.
Finally...the climax. If you could even call it a climax. People talking? BOOORRRRRINNNGNGGGGGG....and flat. Nothing happened. All this build up for nothing? Great. Thanks for wasting my valuble time. If i would have known it would end like that, I wouldnt have bothered.
When I told my classmates this, all they said was "But the Volturi would have killed them all."
Gwa--?!!??!??!
So WHAT?! Stephenie, i won't lie to you: You really needed a better climax.
Infact, ALL the climaxes you have should be amped. In the first book, the one with James, that was exciting, I'll admit. The second-- Edward trying to kill himself --took about two minutes, then it was done. Everything was better. YAAAAAAYYYYYY--no. And the third...you're not even in the action. Bella cuddling with Jacob is NOT a climax. Neither is an old man talking in the fourth one! C'mon, Stephenie...
And that finally brings me to the end. The ending screams "AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER". Gee. I mean, seriously. "Bella! I can read your thoughts!" Great. That was pretty much the only reason they fell in love in the first place (Edward was only interested in Bella because he couldn't read her thoughts. if he could, he wouldnt waste his breath to give her the time of day). Repeat after me: "LUSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT".
Plus, one of my schoolmates, Shelby, brough up an interesting point: When i asked her the reason for being on "Team Jacob", she replied, "Just think about it: do you think Bella would be in love with Edward if he actually looked like a 119-year-old?"

Finally, I saw the movie. Disappointment. All my visuals were ruined. So, in my sadness, I picked up Harry Potter again. And now I'm a die-hard Harry Potter fan.
So take THAT, Twilighters!

- Jeorge ^_^

You're Beautiful

Hello, Jeorge here!
Yeah, yeah, i know, spare me the lecture. "WHY HAVENT YOU COME ON!?!?! I KEPT CHECKING AND CHECKING BUT YOU NEVER POSTED! WTF IS UP WITH THAT, HUH?!"
I've been busy. That's all I can give you rigth now. I don't have time to make some Jeorge Sotries of my own, but I do have some post ideas. So today, I'll post two posts. Just to make you guys happy and to FILL YOUR CRAVING for yet another exciting post of Jeorge.
Well, I found another funny song that I gotta share with you. Hopefully I get the lyrics right this time (I was only telling you what I was hearing, so...)
To listen to this song, please go to http://www.playlist.com/user/30871758 (<---clickable link; if you can't click on it, please type this in: www.playlist.com/twinky) and scroll down until you see a song that says "You're Beautiful" - James Blunt. Now, my playlist is in alphabetical order (i get bored on sundays =p ) so you can just scroll to the bottom. There'll be two songs. When you click on one of them, the first line should be, "my job is stupid". If its not, you've chosen the actual version of this song.

Here's the lyrics:

My job is stupid
My days are bored
Inside this office
From 8 to 4

Well, nuthin ever happens
My life is pretty blank
Pretending that im working
??????????????????????

My cubicle! My cubicle!
Its one of six-DEE-two!
Its my small space
In a crowded place
Just a six by six board roof
and i hate it thats the truth

Well i give a sigh
As the boss walks by
No ever talks to me
Or looks me in the eye
And i really should work
But instead
I just sit here and surf the internet
In

My cublicle! My cubicle!
It doesnt have a veiw!
It's my small space,
In a crowded place
I sit and sob there too
and sometimes i sit here, nude

I'm afriad i dont have the last line of the first stanza. Sorry guys. But hey, the song is still pretty good.
Byes for now!
JEORGE

An Apology

Hello to all of you (if you're not already gone) Jeorge Readers. I'd like for you to forgive me for vanishing off the face of the earth. I wasn't even planning on posting today, but I'd just like to apologize to all of you. I've been very busy. Here's a list of things, in case you don't believe me:

Hanging out with friends
Playing with Tyson (he needs to be active 24/7)
Homework
Anticipating the '08 election (Barak Obama won!!!!!!!! Ha on you, McCain!)
Trick-or-Treating!
WKCE (state testing XP)
And the big one...
I don't know if I've told y'all this, but I'm post-poning my book, Aslendalion Book 1. It was boring. So I started a new book (Burns) and posted it on the MySpace blog. I've been doing a lot of MySpace lately (to veiw my profile, please go to www.myspace.com/emberia . There you can find my blog, and if you've missed it, my playlist).

You might be wondering "Gee Jeorge, how come you haven't posted all this time, and now suddenly you're posting out of the blue?"
The reason for this was because i had no Jeorge Stories, and I have not been on AIM in 2 billion years.
"Well, you could have at least kept us updated"
I was going to, put it kept putting it off. I was actually going to yesterday, but i had an MOTL (Mandatory Opportunity To Learn...yes, it's pretty much like a detention)

So i hope there's many more posts to come =D

Urbis and Waterballoons!

What does that sound like to you? Uribs? To me, that sounds like some kind of big city in a weird country no one's heard of....like Zimbabwe.
Hehe. But no, I'm not here to insult Urbis.
I'm here to talk about it.
They arent paying me to do this or anything. It's a site I found on Myspace where you can post your stories.
Only if you're a serious writer, though.
I mean, you don't ACTUALLY have to be a published author or anyhting, i mean...
Ugh >.< *sigh*
So anyway, if you're ever wanting to post your work, please do so. Oh, by the way, my name on Urbis is Kaabii203. If you want, i could reveiw your work for you ^_^

So...wtf does Urbis and waterballoons have to do with each other?
Hehe, nothing.

But see, on Saturday, me and Jerry were at the mall, and we decided to buy some balloons.
Well, as we all know, regular balloons with air in them are SOOO boring.
So, we decided to put water in them.
And Oh my Gawd, they get so big.
Anway...
I have a tranpoline, so we thought it would be funny if we made a bunch of them and tried to pop them. Hehe. But Jerry kept treating them as though they were babies...-_-. It kinda creeped me out. But it was funny. Take a look at the names we gave them:
Bob (Green)
Patricia (Pink)
Sulio (Yellow; Combination of Suzy and Huilo (Hulio was a balloon that popped in the making ='( so yeah))]
Edward (yellow; Ed...also referred to as Edd, Eddy, Double Dee, and Edwardo)
Charles (purple; Second biggest balloon we ever made)
Charlie (purple; tribute to Charles)
Bon Jovi (pink =D; the last balloon we ever popped!)
Blappa (blue...don't ask about the name)
Meg (also Meg 2, 3, and 4...Meg was the 3rd biggest ((she's a tribute to Meg Griffen from Family Guy...was red, which symbolized Meg's hat)))
Elmer (and Elmer 2, 3, 4, and 5; black ((A tribute to my favorite animal on Animal Crossing)
Frye (yellow; Biggest balloon ever made!)
Tuffy (light blue; Very hard to pop >.<)
Eighthy (red; Originally supposed to be number 8. But then one popped >.<)
♪FreDAAAY♪! (light blue)

Okay, so just so you know, when you're doing a CRAZY (lol) stunt like this, flopping on your back and cannonballing is the best way to go. Belly flops and just landing on them hurts like hell. Popping them while standing is boring. And if you get them all by you and you jump lightly, it feels really cool!
*if you have a playful dog, make sure he/she doesnt try to eat the balloons. -_-

That's all for now!
JeOrGe.
Hehe.

Bill Cosby Pokemon Rap!!!

OMFG!!!!
Bill Cosby Pokemon Rap. SOOOO Hilarious. You GOTTA hear it for yourself.
http://www.playlist.com/user/30871758/view
Here's a link that goes to one of my playlists. My pokemon playlist. There, you scroll down and find the Bill Cosby Pokemon Rap.
I couldn't find lyrics, so I wrote them myself!!!!!
=D
=D
Cuz copy and pasting is for losers, right?
Yeah ^_^

Kids
Listen to the rap music
Kids
Listen to the rap music

What do you like to play?
Pokemon!
Pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon ...
What do you like to play?
Pokemon!
Pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon...

You see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them
the brain damage
you see
with there
hippin and a hoppin and the bippin and the bobbin
so they don't know what the jazz is all about!

You see, jaz is like Jell-O pudding
no
actually
it's more like Kodak film
no
actually
jazz is more like
the new Coke
It'll be around forever,
HEHEHE

Whats the difference between me and you
pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon...
Whats the difference between me and you
Pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon...

C'mon litte fella
you like a jumprope
what do you think candy is made out of?
Pokemon!
Pokemon...no
actually
candy is more like Kodak film
See

Here i go, down the slope
Doh, im goin zip zop zoobity bop
Its okay, take your time
do you
remember what he looked like?

I had an uncle named stewie, and he used to sell bicycles
coo coo kachew!
What you got there?
Oh
A big stupid doo doo head!

*fades*
what do you like to play?
pokemon!
pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon...


Lol. Random lyrics, i know.
Hope you enjoyed it!!!