Hanks Pancakes!!!

Stumbling over some old files, i clicked on one and stumbled upon Hanks Pancakes!!!

Is it a type of Pancake Mix?
No.
Is it a restaurant?
No.
Donne moi une pancakes?
Wtf? (alright, alright...donne moi une pancakes means 'give me some pancakes'.)

It's a person!
Well, a person me n' my gal pal Dani invented.
Ah yes, it was a boring day in the Jeorge residents when me n' Dani decided to mess around with the Runescape Gold Farmer's Live Support (you guys know how i luv messin with those guys...ane even if you dont play/dont like Runescape, it doesnt matter. Just try it out. you'll understand.) and we came across a little friend *cough*bot*cough* named Ruby. Next to Maggie, she's so funny. Dani thought of the name HanksPancakes. I have to say, nice going Dani. It really is funny. Oh, and by the way, we shared the keyboard, so his/her gender changes a lot...lol.
And so, i present to you, HANKS PANCAKES LIVE SUPPORT!!!:
Welcome to Vgsgame,nice to meet you.
ruby: hello
HanksPancakes: Bowla
ruby: ^ ^
HanksPancakes: commet ca va aujoud hui?
HanksPancakes: ...Salut?
ruby: wait a moment please
HanksPancakes: je ne sais pas
HanksPancakes: cornmeal?
ruby: sorry, i can't French
HanksPancakes: oh, thats ok
HanksPancakes: neither can i
ruby: can i help you?
HanksPancakes: yes, where do one-legged waitresses work?
ruby: What do you mean by one-legged waitresses
HanksPancakes: I mean, one legged waitreses. Like, they only have one leg
ruby: sorry, i don't know the answer
HanksPancakes: Ihop! Ba dum, ching!
HanksPancakes: haw, haw, haw
HanksPancakes: ...yeah.
ruby: ^^
HanksPancakes: I was wondernig if you shipped your gold to the Johto region. See, my grandson Bartholomew just got a D- on his report card, and i want to congratulate him by giving him some gold dabloons and a box of Corn Flakes. He's eaten the Corn Flakes already, so I want to give him something inedible
ruby: i see .Johto region? in which game?
HanksPancakes: I believe the name is called RunScrap, RuneScrape, somehting like that. I would also like to give some gold to my pet platypus Sherman. He likes cherry pie and cherry pie ONLY.
ruby: ok
ruby: yes, so you mean you want to buy your grandson some rs gold right?
ruby: yes, we have runescape gold
HanksPancakes: Ah yes. I am 98 years old. What is RuneScape? I think it's a cult, but my grandson wont tell me.
ruby: oh, really? you are a nice grandpa
ruby: have you ordered yet?
HanksPancakes: I am a grandma! Didn't you read my T-shirt? It says "Foxy Grandma".
HanksPancakes: Do i have to order on the computer?
ruby: yes
HanksPancakes: Oh, well...I don't have a computer. I used to in 1835, but then in World War 2, it got destroyed to the Germans. Not that i hate them. I dont hate them! what are you talking about? USA! USA! USA! USA!
ruby: well, if you don't have a computer, why are you talking with me now?
HanksPancakes: I am not at liberty to say...If i told you, I'd have to kill you. But you know, nothing personal.
ruby: ^^
HanksPancakes: Have you been to the Johto region? It's very nice and tropical. My Pikachu and I love to hit the clubs.
ruby: sorry, i haven't been there before
HanksPancakes: Well, what you do is you go into Elvis's house, take a left, shimmy into the mine cart, go right passed Janken's old windmill, then take a dive under the earth's crust, where you will get flung out of the cart. Then, walk 5 miles down the RIGHT path and to the LEFT door. Not the RIGHT. The right one explodes, we have to fix that. Then, you're going to be lifted in the air and spun around several hundred times. It's ok. That's just Paul. You'll be givin a pint of beer, where you'll soon pass out. in at least 62 hours you'll be transported to a village called Cornmeal. Look at the Directory and fin the Johto region
ruby: thank you
HanksPancakes: hold on, im not done yet
ruby: ok
HanksPancakes: then hop on the Bus of Doom, where you'll be sliced in half and taken to the hospital. The only hospital is in Johto. After paying the medical bill (they'll kill you if you dont), then go to the bar. My monkey Jerome will be there to escort you to either the gym where you'll lose 25% of flabbage, McDonalds, to gain 25% of the flabbage you just lost, and/or back under the earth's crust where you'll have to repeat this process 5 more times.
HanksPancakes: What was your first Pokemon? Mine was RippyourheadoffMon
HanksPancakes: what? where am i? Ou? Quand? A Quelle Heure?
ruby: yes
HanksPancakes: who are you? My name is Flogenhimer, and I'm a foxy Grandpa
ruby: is there anything i can do for you ? foxy grandpa
HanksPancakes: Did i change genders again? Silly me. Anyway, originally my question was "Do you ship to the Johto region?"
ruby: is Johto region a place?
HanksPancakes: Yes, and it is also a national anthem, a city in Pokemon, and a type of mexican fruit
HanksPancakes: USA! USA! USA! USA!
ruby: no, i'm araid not
HanksPancakes: afriad not of what?
ruby: shiping to there
HanksPancakes: Well...do you at least ship to Sinnoh?
ruby: no, we don't
HanksPancakes: Damn
ruby: if you want to buy rs gold, we can give you by the Internet
HanksPancakes: I'm sorry, i dont have what you kids call "The Internet". I dont even have a computer =(
HanksPancakes: If you look sideways, you will notice a frowny face
ruby: well, That's strange, if you don't have a computer and Internet, how can you talking to me?
HanksPancakes: I'm not at liberty to say...If i told you, I'd have to kill you. But you know, nothing personal
ruby:
ruby: you must be very clever, because i never see a grandma who is 98 can log in the computer and talk to me
HanksPancakes: ^^
ruby: ^^
HanksPancakes: well, yes. I invented sliced ham, TVs, microwaveable popcorn, and the Plastic Toe. I also invented My Little Pony Playset and Jungle Gym (each set sold separetly)
HanksPancakes: And by the way, I am a grandpa. A Foxy Grandpa
HanksPancakes: And also, i dont log into the computer. I dont have a computer.
ruby: sorry, i'm busy now, wait a moment
HanksPancakes: crap
HanksPancakes: im going to go to KogaKola while i wait. I'll bring my Foxy Grandpa Ladies with me.
HanksPancakes: i like to call it my FGL
HanksPancakes: Hola! Me Paco! Dora The Explorer! Hey, when did i get here? Who are you? Why am I on the bathroom floor with a knife through my heart? Pl0x!

and there you have it!!! Hanks Pancakes, and his FGL(s)!
I hope you have enjoyed this little conversation blurb, and please tune in next week when we talk with Citheya!!!!!!!
BYE!


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