Hi, I'm selling some of my inventions that i have made (har har. Actually, i found these on the internet. A link is below this post. It's blonde inventions. Don't worry blondes, I'm blonde too -_-. They're actually pretty funny). They are the following, with the prices:
Black highlighter ($1.75)
Waterproof tea bags ($3.50)
Braille driving manual ($27.34)
Dehydrated water ($2.33)
Screen door for submarine ($50.47)
Ejection seat for helicopter ($33.74)
Air conditioning for motorcycle (FREE installation! ~ $47.25)
Left handed pencil ($0.67)
Wooden Barbecue ($86.55)
Glow-in-the-dark Sundial ($243.87)
Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses ($2.47)
Gasoline fire extinguisher ($34.42)
Battery-powered battery charger($27.74)
Solar-powered flashlight ($13.84)
Clear correction fluid ($1.27)
Fake rhinestones ($2.74 for 12 bags)
Fireproof matches ($1.75 per 1 box)
Mesh umbrella ($12.21)
Please order your products by 1/1/1983, and pay $47.95 shipping and handeling to "Jeorge", P.O. Box 4725834, ForknSpork Vill, Canada.
Delivery will take 7,845 - 8,293 business days.
We only accept pennies, glued together by Elmer's glue into the shape of a 47 by 63 scale model of a gingerbread house. We do also accept checks, though they MUST be written in Japanese, and folded into a paper swan.
When you order the products, you have 24 minutes to send out your money order, or else we will find you and capture you.
*Effective March 21st, 2003: We now have these other great threats! You can choose from our selection:
A: We will unfreeze a dinosaur and come and find you. ($2.34 extra with your purchase)
B: We'll buy a horse and ram into you. ($3.27 extra with your purchase)
C: We will freeze time, come capture you, and put you over a cliff, and unfreeze time again ($0.75 cents extra)
D: We will steal your identity, undo your house insurance, and use our newly un-frozen dinosaur to rip off the roof of your house ($7.53 extra)
E: We'll cause great discomfort by replacing your sofa with a large rock ($0.50 cents extra)
Thank you, and come again!
This has (almost) been a ~.:*JOSOA*:.~
( http://www.jokesblonde.com/Blonde-Inventions/ ~ it's the list of the inventions)
Byes for now!
Monday, August 11, 2008
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Jeorge Got Angry
Yes, it's true. But before i can get nito that, I have to say something:
40th Post!!!!!!!
It's trjue, I'm so proud of...me =D
Also, I'd like to thank my readers, and the persons that vote in the poll!
But seriously, it's only 40 posts.
The big one is 50, cuz that means i'm halfway to 100 =D
And it only took me...9 months!!!!
Lol.
Ok. So now, why Jeorge (that's me) got angry.
See, I'm a pretty mellow person. The only thing that really angers me is if they're being annoying to the point where i want to beat them with kitchen appliances, do things that i don't like repeatedly even though they know i don't like it (i.e. ignore me), and some other stuff which i don't remember because it's only 9AM O_o
But Gawd...do you know how agravating Nick Magazine can be?
~.:*JOSOA*:.~
I have always had an issue with people who keep sending me newsletters I don't sign up for. and I tend to get...upset. I got upset at Old Navy:
GO AWAY DONT YOU REALIZE I NEVER READ THESE ANYWAY?! OH, AND BY THE WAY, DONT SEND ME ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE I DONT EVEN LIKE OLD NAVY
and that seemed to do it. But there was one quarrel with Nick magazine that pushed me to the edge. For months I've tried to get them off my back. the directions were simple: all I had to do was reply to the message and put Unsuscribe in the subject line and BOOM! theyd be gone. But they didn't. And I got mad:
HEY GENIUSES IF I WANTED THIS STUPID NEWSLETTER THING I WOULDA ASKED FOR IT!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN PLAY ON YOUR STUPID SITE, I DON'T WATCH YOUR STUPID CHANNEL, AND I DON'T WANT TO READ YOUR STUPID NEWSLETTER!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU HAVE COMMON SENSE AT ALL YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT THIS E-MAIL IS A RANT...TAKE ME YOUR STUPID E-MAIL LIST!!!!!
This issue of Nick Magazine was on the Naked Brother's Band Movie. That's why I'm talking about them O_o:
STOP E-MAILING ME!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?!!?! I'D RATHER PUT A WHOLE BOTTLE OF PEPPER SPRAY IN MY EYES THAN LISTEN TO YOU PEOPLE GO ON AND ON ABOUT THE NAKED BROTHERS BAND. THEY SUCK! STOP E-MAILING ME!
I have warned you before not to e-mail me again. I thought I had made this clear. If not, then let me say this: If I EVER see another message from you again, it will be considered harassment and I will be forced to take legal action. Consider this your last warning.
HEY! DON'T SEND ME THIS. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF DEALING WITH YOU PEOPLE! I'D RATHER BEAT MYSELF REPEATEDLY WITH A TOASTER THEN LOOK AT SOME DUMB NEWSFLASH THAT I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT. DIDN'T I TELL YOU GUYS THAT IF YOU SEND ME MORE OF THIS SHIT I'LL BE IN TOUCH WITH THE AUTHORITIES!?!?!? WHAT DOES IT TAKE?!?!??! If you send me any more of this, I will unfreeze a dinosaur and come after you. PLEASE, for the love of all that is pure, DON"T SEND ME THIS ANYMORE. I've asked you repeatedly, I've followed your "unsuscribe" directions... this is now considered harassment. THIS IS CONSIDERED HARASSMENT!!
Please don't send me any more junk.
There was just one itsy bitsy problem about what I did. Not that I threatened them or anything, but something even smaller.
I spelt Unsubscribe wrong.
Yeah... I know -_-
Did I mention I had a spelling problem?
40th Post!!!!!!!
It's trjue, I'm so proud of...me =D
Also, I'd like to thank my readers, and the persons that vote in the poll!
But seriously, it's only 40 posts.
The big one is 50, cuz that means i'm halfway to 100 =D
And it only took me...9 months!!!!
Lol.
Ok. So now, why Jeorge (that's me) got angry.
See, I'm a pretty mellow person. The only thing that really angers me is if they're being annoying to the point where i want to beat them with kitchen appliances, do things that i don't like repeatedly even though they know i don't like it (i.e. ignore me), and some other stuff which i don't remember because it's only 9AM O_o
But Gawd...do you know how agravating Nick Magazine can be?
~.:*JOSOA*:.~
I have always had an issue with people who keep sending me newsletters I don't sign up for. and I tend to get...upset. I got upset at Old Navy:
GO AWAY DONT YOU REALIZE I NEVER READ THESE ANYWAY?! OH, AND BY THE WAY, DONT SEND ME ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE I DONT EVEN LIKE OLD NAVY
and that seemed to do it. But there was one quarrel with Nick magazine that pushed me to the edge. For months I've tried to get them off my back. the directions were simple: all I had to do was reply to the message and put Unsuscribe in the subject line and BOOM! theyd be gone. But they didn't. And I got mad:
HEY GENIUSES IF I WANTED THIS STUPID NEWSLETTER THING I WOULDA ASKED FOR IT!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN PLAY ON YOUR STUPID SITE, I DON'T WATCH YOUR STUPID CHANNEL, AND I DON'T WANT TO READ YOUR STUPID NEWSLETTER!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU HAVE COMMON SENSE AT ALL YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT THIS E-MAIL IS A RANT...TAKE ME YOUR STUPID E-MAIL LIST!!!!!
This issue of Nick Magazine was on the Naked Brother's Band Movie. That's why I'm talking about them O_o:
STOP E-MAILING ME!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?!!?! I'D RATHER PUT A WHOLE BOTTLE OF PEPPER SPRAY IN MY EYES THAN LISTEN TO YOU PEOPLE GO ON AND ON ABOUT THE NAKED BROTHERS BAND. THEY SUCK! STOP E-MAILING ME!
I have warned you before not to e-mail me again. I thought I had made this clear. If not, then let me say this: If I EVER see another message from you again, it will be considered harassment and I will be forced to take legal action. Consider this your last warning.
HEY! DON'T SEND ME THIS. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF DEALING WITH YOU PEOPLE! I'D RATHER BEAT MYSELF REPEATEDLY WITH A TOASTER THEN LOOK AT SOME DUMB NEWSFLASH THAT I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT. DIDN'T I TELL YOU GUYS THAT IF YOU SEND ME MORE OF THIS SHIT I'LL BE IN TOUCH WITH THE AUTHORITIES!?!?!? WHAT DOES IT TAKE?!?!??! If you send me any more of this, I will unfreeze a dinosaur and come after you. PLEASE, for the love of all that is pure, DON"T SEND ME THIS ANYMORE. I've asked you repeatedly, I've followed your "unsuscribe" directions... this is now considered harassment. THIS IS CONSIDERED HARASSMENT!!
Please don't send me any more junk.
There was just one itsy bitsy problem about what I did. Not that I threatened them or anything, but something even smaller.
I spelt Unsubscribe wrong.
Yeah... I know -_-
Did I mention I had a spelling problem?
Friday, August 8, 2008
New Feature: The Chat Room
You may or may have not noticed, I've taken out the Quibblo quiz and have put in a new feature: A chat room!
Now, here's where i tell you how to use it and the rules =p
First, the login screen. For a username, you can just type in anything (actually, not really. See rules below). Then, if you wish, you can type in a profile. You know, tell a little about yourself. Or not. Whatever you choose.
The third line of the login screen is the Password. This doesn't concern you at all, this is just for me.
Now the buttons at the top are the following (left to right):
LOG OFF - For exiting the chatroom.
Float: It can just bring the chatroom in a little pop-up window. You might want to have your pop-up blocker off if you want to use this.
Actions: A bunch of different actions. Actions are just like doing something. For example: *smashes bricks in eyes*. The actions here are *laughs out loud*, *looks around*, *smiles*, *grins*, *runs away*, *cries like a baby*, *giggles*, *applauds*, *will be right back*, and *waves goodbye.
Text: theres a few options for this one. The first one is just if you want to clear all the text and start anew. You can also make your text smaller and larger. And you can also change your backround.
Options: Just little check boxes you can click, which is "Accept Private Chats", to turn on sound sounds, and to turn on the system sounds.
Staff & Admin: Sorry, those are for me. I use them to kick people off and/or silence them. If you don't want to be silenced or ejected, read the rules below.
Help: you dont need that button, because im explaining everything Help tells you -_-
Smilies and such:
Sometimes you just can't express your feelings through words. That's where the smilies come into play ^_^
Here's a list to do emoticons:
Classic Smilie: :)
Smilie with tongue: :P
Smilie with sunglasses: 8)
Devil: ])
Crying smilie: :S
Winking smilie: ;)
Frownie face: :(
Laughing-ish smilie: :]
Suprised smilie: :O
Rules:
Live by these rules. Enforce them. Or else I'm gonna take you DOWN. If you skip over these rules and go to the chatroom, you're gonna find yourself ejected out. Just read the dang rules
Rule 1: NO DIRTY USERNAMES:
Nothing sexist, racist, or obscene. Please. If I see that you have a name that fits into this category, you'll immediately be ejected. Names like "Sexy Chick" is ok, but let's try to keep it clean.
Rule 2: NO SPAMMING:
NO SPAMMING. I can't stress this rule enough. for example, no repeating the same thing over: "Pie pie pie pie pie".
Rule 3: NO ASKING FOR INFO:
Don't ask for personal info. If you have been asked for your info, please tell me in a private chat, and I'll kick the person. Do NOT kick that person just because. You must have proof.
Rule 4: NO ADVERTISING:
You can advertise, but PLEASE, don't do it here. You can tell us about this kool video you saw on youtube, but don't advertise your website. You're not only breaking the No Advertising rule, but also the No Spamming rule.
Rule 5: FOLLOW THE RULES:
Is an explaination really needed?
Rule 6: KEEP IT CLEAN:
Nothing rasicst or obscene, sexist, or dirty. You can swear, just not alot. (i.e. This !!@^% website is so %@#$% &^@$% i mean its like @$%. Oh hey, did you !#$# catch that @#$%# video on youtube! It was so @#% hilarious! @#$% #^@#$ @#$@#!!!!)
P.S. symbols like that are allowed ^_^
Don't be shy, we won't bite =D
Hope you have fun! ^_^
I'm usually going to be on at 9/10c, 10/11c and 5/6c. Maybe I'll be on at 7/8c. You never know.
^_^
Now, here's where i tell you how to use it and the rules =p
First, the login screen. For a username, you can just type in anything (actually, not really. See rules below). Then, if you wish, you can type in a profile. You know, tell a little about yourself. Or not. Whatever you choose.
The third line of the login screen is the Password. This doesn't concern you at all, this is just for me.
Now the buttons at the top are the following (left to right):
LOG OFF - For exiting the chatroom.
Float: It can just bring the chatroom in a little pop-up window. You might want to have your pop-up blocker off if you want to use this.
Actions: A bunch of different actions. Actions are just like doing something. For example: *smashes bricks in eyes*. The actions here are *laughs out loud*, *looks around*, *smiles*, *grins*, *runs away*, *cries like a baby*, *giggles*, *applauds*, *will be right back*, and *waves goodbye.
Text: theres a few options for this one. The first one is just if you want to clear all the text and start anew. You can also make your text smaller and larger. And you can also change your backround.
Options: Just little check boxes you can click, which is "Accept Private Chats", to turn on sound sounds, and to turn on the system sounds.
Staff & Admin: Sorry, those are for me. I use them to kick people off and/or silence them. If you don't want to be silenced or ejected, read the rules below.
Help: you dont need that button, because im explaining everything Help tells you -_-
Smilies and such:
Sometimes you just can't express your feelings through words. That's where the smilies come into play ^_^
Here's a list to do emoticons:
Classic Smilie: :)
Smilie with tongue: :P
Smilie with sunglasses: 8)
Devil: ])
Crying smilie: :S
Winking smilie: ;)
Frownie face: :(
Laughing-ish smilie: :]
Suprised smilie: :O
Rules:
Live by these rules. Enforce them. Or else I'm gonna take you DOWN. If you skip over these rules and go to the chatroom, you're gonna find yourself ejected out. Just read the dang rules
Rule 1: NO DIRTY USERNAMES:
Nothing sexist, racist, or obscene. Please. If I see that you have a name that fits into this category, you'll immediately be ejected. Names like "Sexy Chick" is ok, but let's try to keep it clean.
Rule 2: NO SPAMMING:
NO SPAMMING. I can't stress this rule enough. for example, no repeating the same thing over: "Pie pie pie pie pie".
Rule 3: NO ASKING FOR INFO:
Don't ask for personal info. If you have been asked for your info, please tell me in a private chat, and I'll kick the person. Do NOT kick that person just because. You must have proof.
Rule 4: NO ADVERTISING:
You can advertise, but PLEASE, don't do it here. You can tell us about this kool video you saw on youtube, but don't advertise your website. You're not only breaking the No Advertising rule, but also the No Spamming rule.
Rule 5: FOLLOW THE RULES:
Is an explaination really needed?
Rule 6: KEEP IT CLEAN:
Nothing rasicst or obscene, sexist, or dirty. You can swear, just not alot. (i.e. This !!@^% website is so %@#$% &^@$% i mean its like @$%. Oh hey, did you !#$# catch that @#$%# video on youtube! It was so @#% hilarious! @#$% #^@#$ @#$@#!!!!)
P.S. symbols like that are allowed ^_^
Don't be shy, we won't bite =D
Hope you have fun! ^_^
I'm usually going to be on at 9/10c, 10/11c and 5/6c. Maybe I'll be on at 7/8c. You never know.
^_^
The Longest Poll Ever O_O
Yep...my longest poll ever. I had to stop the other one short because people were getting mad at me and calling it stupid >.< And i know, no one wants to die. I get it.
Gosh, some people really need to lighten up.
So, anyway, i ended it early and started a new poll-- your favorite Jeorge's Life Posts.
Hopefully this doesn't cause nationwide panic to all.
Have fun!
Gosh, some people really need to lighten up.
So, anyway, i ended it early and started a new poll-- your favorite Jeorge's Life Posts.
Hopefully this doesn't cause nationwide panic to all.
Have fun!
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
August Holiday?
Well, now that it's August, we gotta get ready for holiday season.
You know, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas...
But what about holidays in August?????
Nadda. Nothing. Besides August 31st, which is National Trail Mix Day!!!!!!!!!! *fireworks go off in backround* and the 18th, which is Bad Poetry Day (ohhh, are you guys in for a treat then!!! *demon laughs*), the 14th, which is National Creamsickle Day, the 11th, which is Presidential Joke Day (like we dont do that everyday!), the 9th, which is Book Lover's Day...
But seriously. Have you ever even HEARD of these holidays?
Probably not.
Jeorge is here to fix that XD
My favorite number is 18, but that's taken up by Bad Poetry Day (seriously...you guys better be ready for that) so BE PREPARED! The next national holiday is on August 22nd!!!!!!!!!
And who decided that?
ME!!!!!
Hard thing about coming up with a holiday is the NAME. I mean, what should it be? National Furby Day, but i dont want people to suffer (or do i?), National Jeorge Day, but that sounds obnoxious and self centered...Ooh! How about National You Can't Escape Me Day????
Crap, that sounds like crap.
No, no. I got it.
National Villan Day.
Aw, come on. Don't you think the villans should get a day? The Joker can finally step out of his abandoned warehouse without Batman swoopin down and kickin his...erm...butt...
And its just not the evil villans, either. What about Rabbit? You know, the one from the Trix commercials that doesnt have a name? All he wants is to steal the Trix. On August 22nd, he'll get them!
If you don't like that, then try this one on for size:
National Cannnabalizim Day
Hey, what do you expect from me at 10pm? I'm no Einstein here. Gimme a break, huh?
National MyFootFellAsleep Day.
Goddamn, its so hard to make holidays!!!!!
National Nyaberagerbalooba Day.
National Spork Day
Alright. I can't decide.
Since i have to wait for my poll to end, I'll ask here.
Do you think the national holiday on August 22nd should be:
National Villan Day
National Cannabalizim Day
National MyFootFellAsleep Day
National Nyaberagerbalooba Day
National Spork Day
Or, if you have your own idea for a holiday name, you can post it in the comments, or in the ShoutBox! located right to your right.
Personally, i like National Nyaberagerbalooba Day. But you know, that's just me.
Hey, i got it!!! National Waffle Iron Day!!!!!
...>.< i'll see you guys in the morning.
You know, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas...
But what about holidays in August?????
Nadda. Nothing. Besides August 31st, which is National Trail Mix Day!!!!!!!!!! *fireworks go off in backround* and the 18th, which is Bad Poetry Day (ohhh, are you guys in for a treat then!!! *demon laughs*), the 14th, which is National Creamsickle Day, the 11th, which is Presidential Joke Day (like we dont do that everyday!), the 9th, which is Book Lover's Day...
But seriously. Have you ever even HEARD of these holidays?
Probably not.
Jeorge is here to fix that XD
My favorite number is 18, but that's taken up by Bad Poetry Day (seriously...you guys better be ready for that) so BE PREPARED! The next national holiday is on August 22nd!!!!!!!!!
And who decided that?
ME!!!!!
Hard thing about coming up with a holiday is the NAME. I mean, what should it be? National Furby Day, but i dont want people to suffer (or do i?), National Jeorge Day, but that sounds obnoxious and self centered...Ooh! How about National You Can't Escape Me Day????
Crap, that sounds like crap.
No, no. I got it.
National Villan Day.
Aw, come on. Don't you think the villans should get a day? The Joker can finally step out of his abandoned warehouse without Batman swoopin down and kickin his...erm...butt...
And its just not the evil villans, either. What about Rabbit? You know, the one from the Trix commercials that doesnt have a name? All he wants is to steal the Trix. On August 22nd, he'll get them!
If you don't like that, then try this one on for size:
National Cannnabalizim Day
Hey, what do you expect from me at 10pm? I'm no Einstein here. Gimme a break, huh?
National MyFootFellAsleep Day.
Goddamn, its so hard to make holidays!!!!!
National Nyaberagerbalooba Day.
National Spork Day
Alright. I can't decide.
Since i have to wait for my poll to end, I'll ask here.
Do you think the national holiday on August 22nd should be:
National Villan Day
National Cannabalizim Day
National MyFootFellAsleep Day
National Nyaberagerbalooba Day
National Spork Day
Or, if you have your own idea for a holiday name, you can post it in the comments, or in the ShoutBox! located right to your right.
Personally, i like National Nyaberagerbalooba Day. But you know, that's just me.
Hey, i got it!!! National Waffle Iron Day!!!!!
...>.< i'll see you guys in the morning.
Monday, August 4, 2008
SELLING DS LITE WITH EXTRAS!!!
Here's a link!! I'm selling my DS Lite! Comes with 3 games and a car charger!!!!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230278299962
Hope you win!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Jeorge
*EDIT: August 11th, 2008 7:59PM:
Well, my DS sold for $78.00 if anyone cares =p. Not the price i was going for, but hey, it works for me.
I was also selling my Gamecube games on the same day, which got nuthin =p.
Combined with the money i got for my gameboy advance sp ($36.99) hopefully this can buy me a new DS on ebay =p =p =p Cuz the DS i sold was broked >.<
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230278299962
Hope you win!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Jeorge
*EDIT: August 11th, 2008 7:59PM:
Well, my DS sold for $78.00 if anyone cares =p. Not the price i was going for, but hey, it works for me.
I was also selling my Gamecube games on the same day, which got nuthin =p.
Combined with the money i got for my gameboy advance sp ($36.99) hopefully this can buy me a new DS on ebay =p =p =p Cuz the DS i sold was broked >.<
A Quiz O_o
Well, you guys voted, and it's a tie between "A Quiz" and "I don't care, as long as it's funny".
Errr....
A funny quiz? What's so funny about quizzes? When a teacher hands youa pop quiz do you start laughing histerically? When you want to become a citzen of the United States, do you laugh during THAT quiz? Didn't think so!
So, here goes:
The Quiz of Perpetual Torture
P.S. For this quiz, you must have access to Google.
1. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
2. if John has 40 dollars (haha, johns such a loser) he spends 19 steals triple the amount he orignally has, quadrouples his income, pays 67 to the tax ppls, eats 9 for breakfast, steals 63 from his dad, pawns his moms ring for half the price he orignally had, and burns 25% of half, how much does he have?
3. you are lead into a cold, dark room and given nothing but a match. You stumble upon three other items in the room: an oil lamp, and oil heater, and a candle. Which do you light first?
4. The Glass Castle Is by...?
a) Jeannette Walls
b) Gregory E. Lang
c) Marc Salem
d) Libba Bray
e) J.K.Rowling.
5. Everyday for the past 2,008 years, Mrs. Claus has baked Santa 24 cookies. Each cookie will make him gain 4 pounds. He eats ever single cookie. When they started this tradition, Santa was 347 pounds. On the 2008th year, Mrs. Claus asked Santa to go on a diet. And he did. He lost 43 pounds with Jenny Craig! But he started sneaking Mrs. Claus's cookies again. He snuck and ate 38 cookies before Mrs. Claus caught him. The tradition stopped on January 1st, 2009, where Santa had but 1 cookie on that day. How much does Santa weigh?
6. At long last, somebody invents “the dream VCR.” This machine allows you to tape an entire evening’s worth of your own dreams, which you can then watch at your leisure. However, the inventor of the dream VCR will only allow you to use this device if you agree to a strange caveat: When you watch your dreams, you must do so with your family and your closest friends in the same room. They get to watch your dreams along with you. And if you don’t agree to this, you can’t use the dream VCR. Would you still do this?
7. Your best friend is taking a nap on the floor of your living room. Suddenly, you are faced with a bizarre existential problem: This friend is going to die unless you kick them (as hard as you can) in the rib cage. If you don’t kick them while they slumber, they will never wake up. However, you can never explain this to your friend; if you later inform them that you did this to save their life, they will also die from that. So you have to kick a sleeping friend in the ribs, and you can’t tell them why. Since you cannot tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you fabricate to explain this (seemingly inexplicable) attack?
And that's it -_-
So here's my answers:
READ THIS ONLY AFTER YOU TOOK THE QUIZ
1. It really depends on who licks the lollipop.
2. $18.50. He shoulda just kept the money he already had =p
3. The match! Haw, Haw, Haw.
4. A: Jeanette Walls
5. Santa weighs 772,444 pounds.
6. NO WAY. Not in a million years.
7. I'm really, really sorry. I didn't mean to. See, I kinda forgot you were on my floor, and I wanted to watch Uncle Buck, so i went to get the DVD, and I tripped over you. Err...can i get you some soup?
Errr....
A funny quiz? What's so funny about quizzes? When a teacher hands youa pop quiz do you start laughing histerically? When you want to become a citzen of the United States, do you laugh during THAT quiz? Didn't think so!
So, here goes:
The Quiz of Perpetual Torture
P.S. For this quiz, you must have access to Google.
1. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
2. if John has 40 dollars (haha, johns such a loser) he spends 19 steals triple the amount he orignally has, quadrouples his income, pays 67 to the tax ppls, eats 9 for breakfast, steals 63 from his dad, pawns his moms ring for half the price he orignally had, and burns 25% of half, how much does he have?
3. you are lead into a cold, dark room and given nothing but a match. You stumble upon three other items in the room: an oil lamp, and oil heater, and a candle. Which do you light first?
4. The Glass Castle Is by...?
a) Jeannette Walls
b) Gregory E. Lang
c) Marc Salem
d) Libba Bray
e) J.K.Rowling.
5. Everyday for the past 2,008 years, Mrs. Claus has baked Santa 24 cookies. Each cookie will make him gain 4 pounds. He eats ever single cookie. When they started this tradition, Santa was 347 pounds. On the 2008th year, Mrs. Claus asked Santa to go on a diet. And he did. He lost 43 pounds with Jenny Craig! But he started sneaking Mrs. Claus's cookies again. He snuck and ate 38 cookies before Mrs. Claus caught him. The tradition stopped on January 1st, 2009, where Santa had but 1 cookie on that day. How much does Santa weigh?
6. At long last, somebody invents “the dream VCR.” This machine allows you to tape an entire evening’s worth of your own dreams, which you can then watch at your leisure. However, the inventor of the dream VCR will only allow you to use this device if you agree to a strange caveat: When you watch your dreams, you must do so with your family and your closest friends in the same room. They get to watch your dreams along with you. And if you don’t agree to this, you can’t use the dream VCR. Would you still do this?
7. Your best friend is taking a nap on the floor of your living room. Suddenly, you are faced with a bizarre existential problem: This friend is going to die unless you kick them (as hard as you can) in the rib cage. If you don’t kick them while they slumber, they will never wake up. However, you can never explain this to your friend; if you later inform them that you did this to save their life, they will also die from that. So you have to kick a sleeping friend in the ribs, and you can’t tell them why. Since you cannot tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you fabricate to explain this (seemingly inexplicable) attack?
And that's it -_-
So here's my answers:
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1. It really depends on who licks the lollipop.
2. $18.50. He shoulda just kept the money he already had =p
3. The match! Haw, Haw, Haw.
4. A: Jeanette Walls
5. Santa weighs 772,444 pounds.
6. NO WAY. Not in a million years.
7. I'm really, really sorry. I didn't mean to. See, I kinda forgot you were on my floor, and I wanted to watch Uncle Buck, so i went to get the DVD, and I tripped over you. Err...can i get you some soup?
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