August Holiday?

Well, now that it's August, we gotta get ready for holiday season.
You know, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas...
But what about holidays in August?????
Nadda. Nothing. Besides August 31st, which is National Trail Mix Day!!!!!!!!!! *fireworks go off in backround* and the 18th, which is Bad Poetry Day (ohhh, are you guys in for a treat then!!! *demon laughs*), the 14th, which is National Creamsickle Day, the 11th, which is Presidential Joke Day (like we dont do that everyday!), the 9th, which is Book Lover's Day...
But seriously. Have you ever even HEARD of these holidays?
Probably not.
Jeorge is here to fix that XD

My favorite number is 18, but that's taken up by Bad Poetry Day (seriously...you guys better be ready for that) so BE PREPARED! The next national holiday is on August 22nd!!!!!!!!!
And who decided that?
ME!!!!!

Hard thing about coming up with a holiday is the NAME. I mean, what should it be? National Furby Day, but i dont want people to suffer (or do i?), National Jeorge Day, but that sounds obnoxious and self centered...Ooh! How about National You Can't Escape Me Day????
Crap, that sounds like crap.
No, no. I got it.

National Villan Day.

Aw, come on. Don't you think the villans should get a day? The Joker can finally step out of his abandoned warehouse without Batman swoopin down and kickin his...erm...butt...
And its just not the evil villans, either. What about Rabbit? You know, the one from the Trix commercials that doesnt have a name? All he wants is to steal the Trix. On August 22nd, he'll get them!

If you don't like that, then try this one on for size:

National Cannnabalizim Day

Hey, what do you expect from me at 10pm? I'm no Einstein here. Gimme a break, huh?

National MyFootFellAsleep Day.
Goddamn, its so hard to make holidays!!!!!

National Nyaberagerbalooba Day.
National Spork Day



Alright. I can't decide.
Since i have to wait for my poll to end, I'll ask here.

Do you think the national holiday on August 22nd should be:

National Villan Day
National Cannabalizim Day
National MyFootFellAsleep Day
National Nyaberagerbalooba Day
National Spork Day

Or, if you have your own idea for a holiday name, you can post it in the comments, or in the ShoutBox! located right to your right.
Personally, i like National Nyaberagerbalooba Day. But you know, that's just me.
Hey, i got it!!! National Waffle Iron Day!!!!!

...>.< i'll see you guys in the morning.