An Apology

Hello to all of you (if you're not already gone) Jeorge Readers. I'd like for you to forgive me for vanishing off the face of the earth. I wasn't even planning on posting today, but I'd just like to apologize to all of you. I've been very busy. Here's a list of things, in case you don't believe me:

Hanging out with friends
Playing with Tyson (he needs to be active 24/7)
Homework
Anticipating the '08 election (Barak Obama won!!!!!!!! Ha on you, McCain!)
Trick-or-Treating!
WKCE (state testing XP)
And the big one...
I don't know if I've told y'all this, but I'm post-poning my book, Aslendalion Book 1. It was boring. So I started a new book (Burns) and posted it on the MySpace blog. I've been doing a lot of MySpace lately (to veiw my profile, please go to www.myspace.com/emberia . There you can find my blog, and if you've missed it, my playlist).

You might be wondering "Gee Jeorge, how come you haven't posted all this time, and now suddenly you're posting out of the blue?"
The reason for this was because i had no Jeorge Stories, and I have not been on AIM in 2 billion years.
"Well, you could have at least kept us updated"
I was going to, put it kept putting it off. I was actually going to yesterday, but i had an MOTL (Mandatory Opportunity To Learn...yes, it's pretty much like a detention)

So i hope there's many more posts to come =D

Urbis and Waterballoons!

What does that sound like to you? Uribs? To me, that sounds like some kind of big city in a weird country no one's heard of....like Zimbabwe.
Hehe. But no, I'm not here to insult Urbis.
I'm here to talk about it.
They arent paying me to do this or anything. It's a site I found on Myspace where you can post your stories.
Only if you're a serious writer, though.
I mean, you don't ACTUALLY have to be a published author or anyhting, i mean...
Ugh >.< *sigh*
So anyway, if you're ever wanting to post your work, please do so. Oh, by the way, my name on Urbis is Kaabii203. If you want, i could reveiw your work for you ^_^

So...wtf does Urbis and waterballoons have to do with each other?
Hehe, nothing.

But see, on Saturday, me and Jerry were at the mall, and we decided to buy some balloons.
Well, as we all know, regular balloons with air in them are SOOO boring.
So, we decided to put water in them.
And Oh my Gawd, they get so big.
Anway...
I have a tranpoline, so we thought it would be funny if we made a bunch of them and tried to pop them. Hehe. But Jerry kept treating them as though they were babies...-_-. It kinda creeped me out. But it was funny. Take a look at the names we gave them:
Bob (Green)
Patricia (Pink)
Sulio (Yellow; Combination of Suzy and Huilo (Hulio was a balloon that popped in the making ='( so yeah))]
Edward (yellow; Ed...also referred to as Edd, Eddy, Double Dee, and Edwardo)
Charles (purple; Second biggest balloon we ever made)
Charlie (purple; tribute to Charles)
Bon Jovi (pink =D; the last balloon we ever popped!)
Blappa (blue...don't ask about the name)
Meg (also Meg 2, 3, and 4...Meg was the 3rd biggest ((she's a tribute to Meg Griffen from Family Guy...was red, which symbolized Meg's hat)))
Elmer (and Elmer 2, 3, 4, and 5; black ((A tribute to my favorite animal on Animal Crossing)
Frye (yellow; Biggest balloon ever made!)
Tuffy (light blue; Very hard to pop >.<)
Eighthy (red; Originally supposed to be number 8. But then one popped >.<)
♪FreDAAAY♪! (light blue)

Okay, so just so you know, when you're doing a CRAZY (lol) stunt like this, flopping on your back and cannonballing is the best way to go. Belly flops and just landing on them hurts like hell. Popping them while standing is boring. And if you get them all by you and you jump lightly, it feels really cool!
*if you have a playful dog, make sure he/she doesnt try to eat the balloons. -_-

That's all for now!
JeOrGe.
Hehe.

Bill Cosby Pokemon Rap!!!

OMFG!!!!
Bill Cosby Pokemon Rap. SOOOO Hilarious. You GOTTA hear it for yourself.
http://www.playlist.com/user/30871758/view
Here's a link that goes to one of my playlists. My pokemon playlist. There, you scroll down and find the Bill Cosby Pokemon Rap.
I couldn't find lyrics, so I wrote them myself!!!!!
=D
=D
Cuz copy and pasting is for losers, right?
Yeah ^_^

Kids
Listen to the rap music
Kids
Listen to the rap music

What do you like to play?
Pokemon!
Pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon ...
What do you like to play?
Pokemon!
Pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon...

You see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them
the brain damage
you see
with there
hippin and a hoppin and the bippin and the bobbin
so they don't know what the jazz is all about!

You see, jaz is like Jell-O pudding
no
actually
it's more like Kodak film
no
actually
jazz is more like
the new Coke
It'll be around forever,
HEHEHE

Whats the difference between me and you
pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon...
Whats the difference between me and you
Pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon...

C'mon litte fella
you like a jumprope
what do you think candy is made out of?
Pokemon!
Pokemon...no
actually
candy is more like Kodak film
See

Here i go, down the slope
Doh, im goin zip zop zoobity bop
Its okay, take your time
do you
remember what he looked like?

I had an uncle named stewie, and he used to sell bicycles
coo coo kachew!
What you got there?
Oh
A big stupid doo doo head!

*fades*
what do you like to play?
pokemon!
pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon...


Lol. Random lyrics, i know.
Hope you enjoyed it!!!

A Weird Freaking Experience

Okay, well today (today being 5/8/08) I was home sick because of this stupid horrible stomach ache that's been going on for two days. Well, just to let you guys in, i got a new dog on Thursday, named Tyson. He's a Labradoodle. Anyway, this JUST happened to me like 5 minutes ago and I'm blogging about it now. So it's fresh in my mind.

So a car door had slammed outside, and Tyson started barking. He never really barks, just when someone was at the door or, of course, when a car door slams. He kept barking and barking, so I called him over by my side, and he stopped. Mostly. He would do like 1 bark every 2 minutes and stuff, until 10 minutes later he completely stopped. So we were both practically asleep.
10 minutes later, he started barking again.

Why? I talked to Tyson, told him I didn't hear any car doors, or any door bell ringing, i even looked outside. Nothing. No cars going by, no car doors slamming, nobody on my street.
Nothing.
Then I remembered a show called A Haunting (National Geographic channel, at 11/12c and 12/1c) where people talk about their haunted houses, and the experiences they had with ghosts and demons. 99% of the time dogs would bark when they feel there's another prescience in the house. One that's eerie.
Like a ghost.

I wasn't a bit worried.
"Tyson?" I asked, half asleep. "Bark once if there's any ghosts around."
Bark.

Now I was alert and focused. The car incident happened 20 minutes ago, he couldn't possibly be still worked up about it. Plus, the car had left...
"Tyson?" i asked again, now more alert. "Is it true?"
Nothing.
"Tyson, you there?" (Tyson tends to dose off)
"Tyson, bark once if there's any ghosts here."
Nothing.
1 1/2 minutes later...
Bark.

It's eerie, I know. I got up to type this blog post, and I feel a sharp pain in my knee. It hurt.
Even sitting here, typing, I ask Tyson once again and he barks.

This is kinda creepy.
I think it's all in my head.
But that's what they all say. It's just in my head.
Aaak, this is too creepy to continue. I think I'll go make some Spaghettio's to calm my nerves.
Plus, I'm hungry.
There's no possible way.
No possible way.

50th Post!!!! W00t W00t W00t W00t (cont.)

I hope you have enjoyed the Steve the Waffle JS. If you have anymore ideas for Steve the Waffle, please contact me (my info is at the Contact Me column to your right). If you have any questions, comments, or concerns about this post, you can also contact me. Please, no spam or flaming. Thank you.

<3,
Jeorge =D =D (that's me!)

50th Post!!!! W00t W00t W00t W00t!

That's right, all. POST NUMBER FIFTY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've struggled through these first 50th posts. Trying to get readers, getting comments...Well, I just wanna say *sniff* that I'm glad *wipes tear* that you guys are here! *sobs* I love you guys!
I hope these next 50 posts (if i make it! ^_^) are even better yet =D

So, screw this emotional crap. Time for the 50th post! (Rgiht after this message):
Mango, Jerry, I dedicate this post and my bad-ass glittery text to you. Thanks, my buddies ^_^.

It's a story that Mango and I came up with when I had Writer's Block. It's a little something called:

THE ADVENTURES OF STEVE THE WAFFLE!
Not really perfected, but i hope you guys like it ^_^


The Adventures of Steve the Waffle
By Tink and Mango
In the vast Bacon Kingdom lies a town. This town is an ordinary town; located right in the middle of the Kingdom. This town is called Hashbrownsville.

Meet Steve. By day, an ordinary waffle. By night…

Kitten the SuperWaffle!

…But where there is a SuperWaffle Superhero…

There is a SuperPancake Villan.

And that SuperPancake Villan is known as Charles. Or as people like to call him…Mr. Yum Yums. With his evil sidekick, Tator Tot Joe, together they attempt to take over the Bacon Kingdom.

It was a peaceful day in the Kingdom of Bacon. The yolk was shining, the bacon bits were chirping…another beautiful day.

Kitten the SuperWaffle (he goes by his undercover name…Steve) was walking down the wafer streets when he hears a desperate cry for help. Darting his eyes left and right, he proceeds to an ally, where he transforms into…

“It’s Kitten, The SuperWaffle!” shouted a lobster. He bounced into the air and flew, his ears picking up any signs of danger. Hearing the cry again, he swooped down to find none other than…Sally the Squash, fighting for dear life to get her purse back from none other than--
“Tater Tot Joe.” said Kitten menacingly. “We meet again. Where is your master?” Joe laughed cruelly and spat. “Foolish Waffle. By the power of my Tater tot-ness, I shall defeat you. You are no match for my kung-fu potato goodness!”
“That’s where you’re wrong, bub!”exclaimed Kitten. Racing at the speed of light, dodging trashcans and other obstacles, he punches Tater Tot Joe in his weak spot -- his warm potato-y center. He tries to throw another punch when Mr. Yum Yums swoops in.
“Mr. Yum Yums! Or should I say…Charles!” gasps Kitten.
“That’s right.” sneered Mr. Yum Yums. “And even though you are my half twin brother, you’re going down. You’re no match for the steamy goodness of my pancake delight!” he said, walking closer and closer toward Kitten. He was taken aback with Mr. Yum Yum’s power.
“Waffle...powers…activate.” gasped Kitten. And with his strength returning, he punches Mr. Yum Yums in his flavorful eye. Mr. Yum Yums yelled in agony and threw punch wildly, hitting Kitten twice, but mostly missing my inches.
“Beet vision, activate!” he yelled, his eyes glowing red. Before Mr. Yum Yums had a chance to counteract, a thousand red and white beets were flung at him.
Mr. Yum Yums lay there in a heap under hundreds of beats.
“Victory is--” started Kitten, but was interrupted when Mr. Yum Yums said, “Not so fast, Kitten the SuperWaffle.” he got up from the pile of beets, with a look of pure hated painted across his face. “Prepare to taste the power…the power of what, you may ask? Prepare to taste the power…of MILK!!!”
“NO!” exclaimed Kitten “I’m allergic to--” milk poured into his mouth before he could finish his sentence. The cold white substance made him gag. Drenched in milk and on the ground, he raised a hand and said, “Pudding power…activate.”
Our hero lay there, motionless, unconscious from the milk he had consumed.
“Bwahaha! Looks like I, Mr. Yum Yums, has finally--”
The ground started to shake violently.
“Master, w-what is that?” asked Tater Tot Joe.
All of a sudden, a wave of delicious chocolate pudding swept the alley, sweeping Mr. Yum Yums and Tater Tot Joe away.
“I’ll get you someday, Kitten the SuperWaffle!” yelled Mr. Yum Yums in the distance. His voice echoed through the alley.

“Kitten…Kitten! Wake up!” said a sweet voice beside him. He awoke to find none other than Sally the Squash by his side.
“Sally…did I win?” asked Kitten.
“Yes! A wave of pudding swept them clean out of the alley!”
“Good.” said Kitten, taking a stand. “And by the power of Kitten the SuperWaffle, I declare this mission to be OVER!”
And then the town returned to normal. Except it was all covered in pudding. But pudding is good, so that’s okay.
The End!!!


Thanks guys. For a great 50 posts ^_^
Heres hoping for 50 more.
Cheers! ^_^

Video Game...Spoof

*DISCLAIMER ~ If you like Luigi's Mansion, do NOT praise about him in the comments! I like the game too. Just having some fun*
~~..::***WARNING!!!!***::..~~ You are about to read this Jeorge Story. Due to some foul language, I would like to ask any veiwers under 13 years of age NOT read this Jeorge Story Post. If you DO continue down, you are saying that you CAN handle the language, so what you may read below the warning sign is not my responsibility. Do be aware, however, that I did not post anything racist, obscene, nudest, or sexually based. Thank you.



~~~~~If you are under 13 years of age, and you are going to keep reading, I am no longer responsible beyond this point~~~~~

Haha, yeah. I found this kool new website called Uncyclopedia. It's where they...well, it's like Wikipedia. Except, different. Funnier. Well, i was just looking up Animal Crossing: Wild World Cheats, so when i stumbled upon this site, i thought it was HILARIOUS. So, i started looking up other stuff on there. TV shows, books...then i typed in Luigi's Mansion. They don't even have an article on that! So, today, I'm going to write my own (I've played this game 18 times...XP).
And now, fellow Jeorge Story veiwers, I present to you my 49th post:

Luigi's Mansion Spoof*
* This post was based off of the article of ACWW. But it's still a JOSOA.
~.:*JOSOA*:.~
LUIGI'S MANSION:
This video game was based off an Italian guy who's brother gets captured in a haunted mansion. It was made by Donkey Kong. He made it because he annoyed Mario so much, but never Luigi. Way to go, Donkey Kong! =D
The gay brother of Mario, Luigi, gets a phone call from Curious George, telling Luigi he has won some bad-ass mansion. A mansion he didn't even enter to win. Luigi, being the stupid, ignorant, bafoon he is, decides to go. After all, it doesn't seem suspicious! So he calls his bro Mario and he's like "Dood, FTW, i jst wun a freekin sweete manshun. I dun have no map or anythin, but come on ova." and so, Mario leaves (that stupid...nevermind.). Mario somehow manages to get there before Luigi (probably because Luigi is so freaken slow) and gets captured by a ghost. How that happens, i do not know -_-.

OBJECTIVE:
To get Mario back, stupid! As we all know, Luigi can't stand to live without his dear precious Mario. Even though with Mario gone, Luigi can corrupt the whole Mario corporation and have Princess Peach to himself, thus leaving thousands of gamers upset and confused. Yeah. Don't think about that. Go save your brother. Smart one. *rolls eyes*

YOUR CHARACTER:
A gay, probably 45-year old Italian guy who wears the same green clothes all the time. He'd rather put on a dress (as seen in the wardrobe room) but he doesn't want to feel like a girl. Even though he is. He has a big freaken nose that bounces with him when he waddles around the mansion. And a moustache, which when his is standing and bobbing up and down, sways peacefully. He is armed with a Kirby vaccuum cleaner. He also hates dust.

STARTING OUT:
Well, Luigi is following this VERY complex map while walking through a dead forest during a dark and stormy night. Actually, it's not exactly stormy. There's just lightening. Which kinda sucks. There are also birds that squak, which scare him out of his li'l granny panties. then he realizes the mansion is haunted. he gets scared, but goes up the steps anyway, even though there's a graveyard on the front lawn, and one of the lights is turned on even though the mansion is his. He slowly goes in and shines his flashlight. "Hallo?" he calls out. No answer. Duh. He goes in. That may just be his smartest move all night. He finds himself face to face with a door with a bunch of thorns on it. It's pulsing. But yet, that doesn't get Luigi scared. And birds do? Luigi, you have issues. Then, he goes upstairs and shakes the doorknob. He hears laughing. Could it be? Mario?? *eyes sparkle with joy* he rushes downstairs to find a ghost with a key! Luigi is terrified!(no surprise there.) And so, the adventure begins. Great. *rolls eyes again*

CHARACTERS
There are a bunch of Characters in Luigi's Mansion. Here they are!

Mario (haha, i put him in front of Luigi): He's the red guy, the one who gets captured. And, THANKS TO HIM, we have to go on a whole wild goose chase. not literally though. He leaves clues all over the mansion, so the bad-ass ugly fortune teller can tell Luigi where Mario is. She doesn't tell him, though, after all the clues, so he beats her mercelissly with his vaccuum cleaner. He leaves his hat (which has just been laundered recently!), his glove (Luigi sniffs it), his shoe (Luigi sniffs that too), his star (Luigi finds it on the moon O_o), and a letter ("Luigi beware of boos!" Like he doesn't know this already X/).

Luigi: He's the 45 year old Italian i was talking about. He must rescue Mario. Thanks Luigi, thanks. How is it that you wound yourself up in this?! Mario doesn't need you! He hasen't needed you in over 20 video games! so NOW you wanna be a brother?! Great Luigi, that's just GREAT.

Professor E. Gadd: His street name is PEG. He has a freaken sweet hairdoo. He's the one that gives Luigi the vaccuum cleaner. You see folks, E. Gadd (I'm sorry...PEG) is a ghost hunter. I don't know how, but once he captures the ghosts, he puts them in a painting. you heard me: THE GHOSTS ARE PUT INTO A PAINTING. well, thanks to those goddamn boos, all the ghosts escape. Guess who has to put them all back? Yeah. Idiot Luigi. Doesn't PEG know anything?

Toad: He's the sweet-awesome mushroom guy. He's the only person that can save the game. you usually find him crying because he's either: Lost, sad that Mario is gone, afraid that Peach is going to beat him with a toaster if he doesn't return with Mario, saw a bad image of Mario in a painting, or dropped something REALLY important in the toilet. Guess who has to fish it out of there? Good ol' Luigi.

Peach: She's the Princess who sent Toad after Mario. Stupid Peach. Mario rescues you EVERY SINGLE TIME you get yourself kidnapped, and all you can do for Mario is just send a crying Toad?!? And the only way you can get Toad over there is if you threaten him! You dumb bitch. No wonder no one likes you.

Donkey Kong: He's the one who gets all the credit. If he haden't driven Mario into complete insanity for throwing barrels at him, Mario would've NEVER gone into that mansion! especially since HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A FREAKING MAP!

Bowser: More on him later. You heard me. LATER!

King Boo: Him too.

THE GHOSTS:

Also known as the Gallery Ghosts. Here they are: (to veiw these ghosts pictures,

Neville (The Bookish Father): No, not the loveable geek in the Harry Potter series. Neville, the first gallery ghost! He looks like Eliza's dad in Eliza Thornberry, a cartoon on Nickelodeon. Seriously. He just sits there in a library, reading. Because that's the funnest thing he can think of when being dead. When he yawns, you have to suck him up with a vaccuum cleaner. I know. None of this is making sense. -_- stupid Neville. Making things compicated.

Lydia (The Mirror Gazing Mother): When Luigi comes into her room, she doesn't notice him. When he opens the curtain, letting in breeze, she doesn't notice him. "Oh dear, what a terrible draft." is all she says. She sits there, just brushing her hair. It would be fun to crack the mirror and see what she says XD

Chauncey (The Spoiled Baby): Damn, is this baby a pain in the ass. He makes you really tiny and throws horses and cloth balls at you. then he bodyslams you and laughs really dementedly. He has kool hair though. Kudos, Chauncey!

Then the thorny, weird pulsing door opens. Hoo-rah!

The Floating Whirlindas (The Dancing Couple): All they do is waltz. Waltz. Waltz. Waltz. They suck. Seriously. There's not much to say about them, seeing as how they're losers. so, on to the next ghost.

Shivers (The Wandering Butler): More like the Pervy Butler. He's like 75 years old and he paces outside of a 29-year-old girl pianist named Melody. I know. Not only that, but he's a stalker. And a backstabber. And psychopathic when it comes to fire. Which is odd, considering the fact that HE'S HOLDING A FREAKING CANDELSTICK.

And of course, we have Melody Pianissima: Do you NOT notice a name thing here? Besides the fact that they all stuck. Well, Luigi goes in there, and starts to play an instrument to the song of, you guessed it, the Mario Bros. Theme. Then she comes in, and she's like "Z0mg, pl0x, U gottza like heer meh songs. Oh, nd 1'm l1ke, a BIG videeoh game freek." so she plays a tune to, that's right, a Mario Bros. Game. If he got the answer right, he gets attacked my music sheets. If not, she totally spazzes and flees. Nice one, Luigi. You're an expert on the ladies -_-. I hope you get a papercut from those music sheets.

Mr. Luggs (The Glutton): Before he enters the room, and Luigi's struttin' down the hall, you hear like this noise that sounds like a saw on wood. That's Mr. Luggs -_-. You go in, slip on a stupid freaking banana peel, and Mr. Luggs is eating none other than see-through cake. Mmm, appetizing. So, when he runs out of cake, he pounds his fork and spoon on the table, and ghosts come and bring him more. You kick those ghosties asses, suck up the cake wit your state-of-the-art Kirby vaccuum cleaner, and eventually he barfs fireballs at you. But i think he has cancer cause then he tires out after throwing up so much. *Sigh* Goddamn that fire-ball burping glutton.

Spooky (The Hungry Dog): Ah, ze finest dog on ze market, a crrross ov a peetbull and a sabertoothed tigear.

Errr, sorry. I got bored =/. I hate this dog. Hate him, hate him, hate him. He chomps on Luigi's leg, until some undead skeloton says "BAD DOG!" and starts throwing bones at you. -_- GREAT mansion, Luigi. Really.

Bogmire (The Cemetary Ghost): Why they called him Bogmire, i do not know. Well, the sky goes from "gross stormy black yuckiness" to "zomg theres black yuckiness with colors around.". I don't know why it turns that way, i think Nintendo is telling us that Luigi is on some kind of medication O_o. Then the cemetary turns into this pitty Arena of Cemetary Death. Gaaah. Luigi, how many fingers am i holding up?

Biff Atlas (The Bodybuilder): Wow. Biff. Imagine having a name like that *though bubble appears over head*

"Hey, Biff, my MAN!"

"The Biff Man! What up, homie G?"

"The Biffster, HEY!"

"Atlas, if you wanna know something, look it up in the Atlas." XD

Anway, he attacks you when you punch him with a punchy bag thingy. And then he comes at you and his arms move wildly, and he does this weird kung-fu call like "WAAAA! WA! WaaaaaaAAAAA! WAAA! WA!"

I think he's taking Luigi's meds.

Miss Petunia (The Bathing Beauty): There are three things i know about her.
1. She is NOT a beauty

2. She's fat.

3. She looks like a freaking pig.

Luigi sees her in the shower (EWWW...well, good thing he's gay, right?) and Petunia spits water at him. Yes, the water hurts. So Luigi opens a can of whoop-ass on her, and BOOM! She's gone, and the water keeps running, making a high bill and causing nationwide panic. =D

Nana (The Scarf-Knitting Nanny): Well, Nana, for sure, is a freak. She has pet balls of yarn which roll after Luigi, lazer beam power, and the incredible power to knit and rock at the same time. Freeeeaaak....

Slim Bankshot (The Lonely Pool Shark): no wonder he's loneyly. all he does is play pool with magical pool balls that hit him in the head!And it's weird, because the pool balls all end up in the same place on the table...Let's give him some tips, shall we?

He makes me sick. First of all, what's up with the sweater vest thing he's got goin on? He looks like a waitor. And second, his hair? I mean, believe me, it's always fun talking to a guy with purple hair, but seriously Slim, it does NOT work for you. And your name. Slim?!?! What, do you want a girl named Slender? Come ON. At least have a good name. Like Kevin. And lastly, you need a tan.

A big tan.

Henry and Orville (The Twin Brothers): Well, these mini-assholes first want you to play hide and seek with them. Yee ha. So they hide in boxes. (FTW?) and then, after you FINALLY find them, they accuse you of cheating and barricade the door with thorns. Then they get on their little airplanes and automobiles and drop bombs on you. How two 7-year-olds can obtain bombs, i do not know. Yeah. Try babysitting for THESE monsters. Oh, and Luigi is scared of the chairs in that room. And a tennis racket. Ah, good ol' Luigi.

Madame Clairvoya (The Freaky Fortune Teller): Freaky, that's for sure. And like i said, she's bad-ass ugly. Just look at her! Makes me go EWWW! She's the one that reads all of Mario's sweaty socks and whatnot. And yes, then Luigi beats her mercelissly with a vaccuum. She was so ugly, even LUIGI couldn't compare. So you know, he felt threatened and beat her to death. Er, or, into the painting at least.

Boolossus (The Jump Ghost): Err...first of all, the name. Boolossus? I mean sure, it's Boo and Colossus combined, but seriously, Nintendo, you could've done better. You find it on the balcony. But if you didn't capture 20 freaking ghosts, this guard blows you back to the start. >.<>

Uncle Grimmly (Hermit of the Darkness): Hermit of the D-...Oh My Gawd. Nintendo? HERMIT OF THE FREAKING DARKNESS!?!?!? THAT'S ALL YOU COULD COME UP WITH?!?! Well, after lightening strikes the building, the power goes out. Not that there was any power before X/. PEG and his sweet-awesome hair tells you that ghsots roam free, which is 'an excellent time to catch Uncle Grimmly!' Gee. Thanks PEG. I always wanted to capture a dead geezer with a vaccuum cleaner. PEG says that he's in a room with a miror. Great tip, PEG. Considering EVERY SINGLE FREAKING ROOM HAS A MIRROR! Well, you find him in the dressing room. He boo's at you when you turn around. Yeah. Real scary, Nintendo.

Clockwork Soldiers (The Toy Platoon): Toys. As ghosts. Ghost toy soldiers. I don't know, it seems a bit odd. And there damn annoying. Who knew toy guns could hurt so much? Of course, for Luigi, everything hurts. But what hurts deepest his *sniff* the loss of his brother *bursts in tears*. I wanna know who built those soldiers. So i can beat his ghost ass. Seriously. They look pretty good though, so maybe i wont kick his ass. Maybe I'll mildly bruise it.

Sue Pea (The Dozing Girl): She wets the bed. Her room is upsidown. She sends evil clown dolls after you. She has funky hair. Is there anything else to say? She's just downright odd.

Jarvis (The Jar collecter): What an asshole. I don't know what else to say. The man lives in pots, for god's sake! You know what? I hope one day, someone wins this mansion. And that special someone happens to have four kids, all of which are sons. And those particualr kids like sports. What sport?

Baseball.

So they have their nifty bats, and they take it upstairs. They find the room and say, "Oh look, a mish-mosh of pots." And they take that bat, and they slam it on those damn pots!

So take that, Jar Man!

Sir Weston (The Chilley Climber): He lives in the freezer. And when you light a fire in there (considering the fact that's even POSSIBLE) he throws icicle beams at you. Oh Luigi. Like i said, you are one lucky Italian, wining this mansion. Smartest move you ever made.

Vincent Van Gore (The Starving Artist): Uhh...he has a funny accent. And he paints ghosts. Sorry. I'm running out of jokes to make.

Bowser and King Boo: Now you know why i wanted to wait. Yes, it turns out King Boo posseses Bowser's carcass. And you gotta throw bombs at him to unscrew his head. Then Bowser puts it on backwards and smashes everything. Sounds kinda weird.

I know -_-

And there you have it. Sorry it took so long, I mean the length of the post AND how much time it took...but rest assured, the 50th post has already been made, so you don't have to wait. Hopefully this reveiw was good...it has some good and bad points...but hopefully you enjoyed it ^_^