Is it really?!

July?! And I last posted in...March -_-.
Sorry. Busy with...*pulls out list of excuses*:
* I didn't want to
* I had nothing to write
* No one comes anyway, so...
* I was too busy editing my novel
* I was too busy with schoolwork
* I was too busy with friends
* I was too busy with finals
* I was too busy with soccer
* I was too busy avoiding my blog
* I was too busy chaing after Sam for my socks

Is that good? Probably not enough excuses for two months, but whatever.
And all those suggestions I gave out in the last post...they seem so far away...
I've mainly been burying my Twinkishly blonde head in my writings, what with editing and printing and whatnot...
Sorry.
I'll post later when I feel like it.
Hopefully it'll be sometime this month ^_^ ehehe...

Love,
Jeorgio

P.S. My new nickname is Twinky. I know. I'm sorry it has to be this way.

Oh Em G! More Psots! (finally)

Hahaha, yes!!
Alright, you guys should expect to see some more posts. Sorry, it's nothing fancy, really. I havent' got any new ideas for Jeorge stories. All i have right now is convos. Which i apologize for, because im not so sharp on the whole concept of Jeorge Stories.
But here's some things you can expect:

♣ The Y Rant (Part 1: His Act)
♣ The Y Rant (Part 2: His Pronunciation)
♣ The Frank Lasse Rant
♣ Sexy Maytag Workers
♣ My Acedemic School Planner (an actual JS!)
♣ And more!!!!

So stay tuned!!!

Love (*ahem*notreally*ahem*) ;D
Jeorge! ^_^

Jesus's Personal Hygene

Call it a religious debate, if you will. But not about what happens when we die. Not if God exists. Not if the Bible is a hoax.
Does Jesus smell good?
I'm sure many people oversee this VERY important question, but lucky for you guys, Jerry and i did not. And so we have discussed it. And we want to share with you what we've come up with! (Sorry, we kind of stay a bit from the subject)
By the way, this is a CONVO.

Of course by now you know that i like to add my comments. And i will. It's in orange.
And with that, i present to you:

Does Jesus Smell Good?

TinkTink203 (9:12:17 PM): i wonder what holy water tastes like. do you think it tastes like tap water or well water? or maybe...it tastes like Jesus?
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:12:26 PM): O_O
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:12:30 PM): new jesus water!
TinkTink203 (9:12:35 PM): mmm *drools*
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:12:44 PM): a bit of the Bible in every sip!
TinkTink203 (9:12:46 PM): as soon as i meet Jesus, im gonig to smell his hair
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:12:51 PM): haha
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:13:02 PM): i bet it's like Jeff's hair.. all long and knotted and unwashed -- Jeff is a guy at our school. His hair is long. People call him Jeefus.
TinkTink203 (9:13:16 PM): what do you think Jesus's hair smells like?
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:13:25 PM): like moses..
TinkTink203 (9:13:26 PM): he's gotta smell holy, right?
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:13:26 PM): O_O
TinkTink203 (9:13:38 PM): i mean, at least put some cologne on
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:13:49 PM): did they have cologne back then?
TinkTink203 (9:13:50 PM): im sure im not the only one that wants to sniff him, right?!
TinkTink203 (9:13:53 PM): right?!! ;_;
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:13:57 PM): well i dont think girls even shaved.. -- why the random comment? I have nooo idea.
TinkTink203 (9:14:03 PM): holy crapolie
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:14:08 PM): that would get annoying
TinkTink203 (9:14:14 PM): oh, very
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:14:19 PM): hmm
TinkTink203 (9:14:24 PM): but seriously. do you think he smells good?
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:14:27 PM): no
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:14:36 PM): he probably smells like camel poop and dirt.
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:14:42 PM): and a barn.
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:14:46 PM): he smells of barn animals.
TinkTink203 (9:15:23 PM): i think he either smells like cupcake perfume (because of all the girls that want to smell him and stroke his god-like hair) or he has a neutral/heaven smell
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:15:36 PM): hmm
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:15:43 PM): he probably smells like BO
TinkTink203 (9:15:49 PM): waaaht? Jesus smell BO-y
TinkTink203 (9:15:50 PM): his god-like non BO smelling abilities eliminates that i think
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:15:52 PM): he's not god though! he's jesus!
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:15:53 PM): and all that walking around though
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:16:06 PM): it was always hot back then
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:16:11 PM): i don't think winter existed
TinkTink203 (9:16:28 PM): are you kidding? you dont think water existed in Jesus's time?
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:16:36 PM): no, winter
TinkTink203 (9:16:39 PM): oh
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:16:42 PM): lol yeah
TinkTink203 (9:16:54 PM): but God can bathe Jesus in his holiness?
TinkTink203 (9:17:02 PM): i mean, baby Jesus had to have baths, right?
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:17:17 PM): well yes, but he had actual parents you know. God can't do EVERYTHING for them.
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:17:40 PM): plus if he bathes Jesus in holy water everyone's going to want him to bathe them in holy water.. and i don't think he has that much holy water.
TinkTink203 (9:17:41 PM): shit, if his parents were able to make a god, dont you think theyd at LEAST get some damn water?!
TinkTink203 (9:18:05 PM): i mean, it doesnt HAVE to be holy
TinkTink203 (9:18:10 PM): but come on
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:18:17 PM): just fruitful smelling?
TinkTink203 (9:18:32 PM): just water-smelling
TinkTink203 (9:18:39 PM): but water doesnt smell
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:18:41 PM): well then they'd still smell bad.
TinkTink203 (9:19:13 PM): Im sure Jesus took some sort of apple and rubbed it on him so he smelled fruitiful and delciious
TinkTink203 (9:19:15 PM): at LEAST
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:19:26 PM): um, apples don't smell..
TinkTink203 (9:19:30 PM): the juice does
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:19:34 PM): ew.
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:19:37 PM): he'd be all sticky!
TinkTink203 (9:19:43 PM): well then he can take a bath!
TinkTink203 (9:19:45 PM): oh WAIT
TinkTink203 (9:19:50 PM): theres no freaking water apparently!
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:19:55 PM): i said WINTER
TinkTink203 (9:20:03 PM): winter practically IS water
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:20:12 PM): no, winter is cold water that falls from the sky!
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:20:15 PM): wait, that's snow..
TinkTink203 (9:20:20 PM): oh
TinkTink203 (9:20:21 PM): yeah
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:20:23 PM): i never said water didn't exist!!
TinkTink203 (9:20:30 PM): *snaps fingers* lemon!
TinkTink203 (9:20:35 PM): the outside smells
TinkTink203 (9:20:42 PM): he'll be all lemony scented
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:20:43 PM): that doesn't work. it just.. covers up the BO
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:20:56 PM): and he'd still be sticky.
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:21:03 PM): and plus, what if he cut himself??
TinkTink203 (9:21:07 PM): nooo the skin of the lemon, not the juice
TinkTink203 (9:21:16 PM): emo Jesus? -- The nicknames we came up with for Jesus for the name "emo Jesus" after were: E-Jay, Jeemo, and Emosus. Lol.
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:21:17 PM): it would burn still
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:21:26 PM): lol no accidentally
TinkTink203 (9:21:28 PM): oh
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:21:32 PM): hahahah
TinkTink203 (9:21:35 PM): well just leave it alone
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:21:41 PM): we're talking about jesus!!
TinkTink203 (9:22:38 PM): well Jesus only needs to be lemon smelling in certain areas. not like on his knees, just in his armpits. maybe his cheeks, to add lemony smellingness and a rosy glow
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:22:59 PM): well people like to smell good all over
TinkTink203 (9:23:22 PM): yeah, but you dont go and spray perfume on an open wound. you avoid it! and im sure thats what Jesus does
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:23:36 PM): well of COURSE!
TinkTink203 (9:23:41 PM): yes, you see?
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:23:56 PM): maybe he used his special jesus powers to mix a bunch of herbs together to make a sort of pine scent?
TinkTink203 (9:24:04 PM): ooh
TinkTink203 (9:24:43 PM): but that gets sickening after awhile. i mean when you get into a car that has air fresheners and stuff,you go, "mm, that smells nice" but after awhile you breathe in that pine scent and go "okay, thats just gross".
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:24:54 PM): yeah true..
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:24:57 PM): like air freshener
TinkTink203 (9:25:01 PM): yuck
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:25:05 PM): yeah
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:25:16 PM): so maybe he used flower pedals instead? so it smells like a meadow
TinkTink203 (9:25:16 PM): so its gotta be something sweet and something non-sticky
TinkTink203 (9:25:19 PM): ooh
TinkTink203 (9:25:21 PM): thats good
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:25:23 PM): hah
TinkTink203 (9:25:25 PM): i bet he did
TinkTink203 (9:25:28 PM): roses?
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:25:29 PM): probably
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:25:34 PM): lilies
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:25:36 PM): etc
TinkTink203 (9:25:37 PM): well thats settles it!
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:25:42 PM): yep!
TinkTink203 (9:25:42 PM): Jesus smells of flowers!
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:25:49 PM): yes!
TinkTink203 (9:25:55 PM): it TOTALLY makes sense
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:26:06 PM): yes it does!
TinkTink203 (9:26:16 PM): and when i die, im going to sniff him and say "Oh Jesus, that flowery scent is intoxicating!" Jesus: "Why thank you. I ujse crysanthemums". Me: "Shit, i was wrong!"
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:26:22 PM): ahhaha
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:26:40 PM): what if he won't let you smell him? i mean, i'm sure EVERYONE'S after him.
TinkTink203 (9:26:51 PM): aw man
TinkTink203 (9:26:57 PM): well i have to tell him about this conversation
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:27:04 PM): plus maybe he got cologne.
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:27:12 PM): the times have changed since back in his time
TinkTink203 (9:27:42 PM): well i dont think he realyl keeps up on the times. i dont think he has a pimp hat and stuff; he still has that [sexy] white robe.
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:27:52 PM): hah
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:28:01 PM): maybe he's wearing khakis or something. -- Jesus in khakis? Uh, no thanks. Hah.
TinkTink203 (9:28:02 PM): gosh, dont you think that would be really dirty after wearing it for thousands of years?
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:28:07 PM): or like a nice white shirt with a tie?
TinkTink203 (9:28:32 PM): no, i think Jesus seems natural and wild. i mean if he has the clothes, hes gonna have to have a different hairstyle
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:28:50 PM): hm
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:28:53 PM): true
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:28:58 PM): maybe he has jeans and a leather jacket?
TinkTink203 (9:29:26 PM): mmm, yeah, but then he'd have to go with a bad-boy style, and not many good guys like Jesus can pull that off
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:29:37 PM): ah yes, you have a point..
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:29:47 PM): okay so maybe he still has his robe.
TinkTink203 (9:29:48 PM): i mean, he IS Jesus, but really
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:29:54 PM): but it's like a chariot robe
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:30:01 PM): like glowing, and clean, and long and flowing
TinkTink203 (9:30:02 PM): oh definately
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:30:05 PM): not short and dirty
TinkTink203 (9:30:08 PM): yeah
TinkTink203 (9:30:22 PM): i think he uses Cheer to keep his clothes from going dingey
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:30:27 PM): hahah
TinkTink203 (9:30:49 PM): i mean, Tide doesnt really do that stain removal stuff, you know?
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:30:54 PM): true
TinkTink203 (9:31:11 PM): its good smelling, which is good on Jesus even though he smells of flowers
TinkTink203 (9:31:19 PM): so i guess he wouldnt need Tide
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:31:38 PM): that's true, but what good is good smelling clothes if your BO overpowers it anyway?
TinkTink203 (9:31:56 PM): i guess
TinkTink203 (9:32:06 PM): he must use a lot of petals :\
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:32:15 PM): yeah
TinkTink203 (9:32:26 PM): and you would think he'd have to shave once in a while,too
TinkTink203 (9:32:37 PM): i mean, no guy can be clean-cut all the time
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:32:48 PM): what would he use to shave?
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:32:50 PM): a knife?
TinkTink203 (9:33:01 PM): maybe he gets his Jesus-powers to do it
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:33:05 PM): hah
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:33:14 PM): or maybe like a fish or something? like the bones?
TinkTink203 (9:33:26 PM): hed have to sharpen the bone
TinkTink203 (9:33:29 PM): but yeah
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:33:32 PM): hmm
TinkTink203 (9:33:47 PM): and you would htink hed have to clip his toenails, too
TinkTink203 (9:33:55 PM): unless they just natually get a pedicure
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:33:57 PM): he could just pick at them
TinkTink203 (9:34:06 PM): but thats a bad habit
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:34:07 PM): with his badly trimmed fingernails
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:34:12 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (9:34:19 PM): maybe they have nail files in heaven
TinkTink203 (9:34:27 PM): god-like nail files
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:34:38 PM): maybe he uses pinecones
TinkTink203 (9:34:43 PM): or maybe Jesus just doesnt worry because nails cant grow in heaven
TinkTink203 (9:34:58 PM): ooh, pinecones
TinkTink203 (9:35:06 PM): are those sharp enough?
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:35:07 PM): they're sharp
TinkTink203 (9:35:11 PM): ah
TinkTink203 (9:35:24 PM): well haleigh ate one, so they cant be TOO sharp
TinkTink203 (9:35:34 PM): but i guess theyre sharp enough to cut nails
"Janelle (AKA Jerry)" (9:35:42): O_o well, thats settled then!

Later...

TinkTink203 (9:48:33 PM): and all because i asked what holy water tastes like
TinkTink203 (9:48:37 PM): which we never figured out -_-
"Janelle (AnimeFan)" (9:48:41 PM): lol true
"Janelle (AnimeFan)" (9:48:46 PM): and you wanted to smell jesus
TinkTink203 (9:49:04 PM): ahhhhhh *breathes in intoxicating flower/BO/Cheer scent*

:D Thanks for reading!

Chilli?

Okay, I had the WEIRDEST dream that definately cracked the top 10 for 2009's weirdest dreams. Hehe. Seriously, this is like one of those dreams where you get to the end and you're just about to pull your hair out. Not even kidding. Allow me to tell you...

Okay, so I was at my school in this one. Sara (a girl at my school) and I were selling chilli randomly in the hallway. Right in the middle of the hallway was a large table, and all the teachers were having a feast. So we gave them bowls of chilli. Well, two other people at my school named Stoney and Brandon decided to hang out around our chilli stand just because they didn't want to go to class.
Obviously, we started talking. But here's the weird thing. This really old lady sitting at the teacher's table told us to shut up. And so we did. For about five mintues. Then i started being all obnoxious and talking really loud. so my writing teacher, Ms. Kramer (no one really likes her because she lashes out sometimes) started yelling at me.

"Shut the hell up!" she yelled.
"We were just selling chilli!" I protested.
"Well quiet down or I'll send you back to the classroom!"
"Yeah, a classroom that doesn't have any teachers in it. So what's the point of going back?" I asked her.
"Okay, that's it, you're done selling chilli." and Ms. Kramer grabs my arm and Sara's and ordered Stoney and Brandon to go back to their classrooms. So also takes the chilli.
"What did i do?!" I demanded.
"Quiet." was her reply. She took us to the office and took the chilli and walked away. So Sara and I stood there, wondering what to do, when Ms. Kramer comes back with the chilli and a big yellow envelope. And, of all the things in the world, she puts the chilli in the envelope! What is this, anyway?!
"Ms. Kramer," I raised my hand for some reason. "if you put the chilli in that envelope, it's going to drip through. And it's also going to get freezer burn."
"Hey!" Ms. Kramer yells at me. "Shut up, you smart ass."
And all the sudden, Sara and I are riding in her car (which is really old and white, by the way) and she drives for a long time before stopping at the side of the road and throwing us out of the car. So now we're stuck in the country, with nothing but a road, a feild, and a barn in the background. Nothing else.
"Well," Sara reaches behind her back and grabs something. "At least we have chilli!"
You've got to be kidding me.

After five hours, we find someone and they take us home. Well, Sara magically teleports somewhere (?!?!??) and the mysterious driver takes me to my neighbor's house. So now I'm all the sudden in my neighbor's basement (he's the same age as me) and we're watching a movie, lights are off, popcorn...
And all the sudden, he disappears, and this other kid from my school, Reed, is watching the movie with me. (Which by the way, happens to be Titanic, my favorite movie).
He looks at me, and-- wait for it--
"Want some chilli?"


This is the part where i woke up and screamed out, "DAMN THE CHILLI!"
So now I have this weird urge to laugh whenever i see, hear, or think about chilli.
Weird? Ch-yeah, I'd have to agree with you there.

(By the way, I tasted the chilli Reed gave me, and it was freakin delicious)
^_^ - Jeorge!!

The NEW category JS!

Ah yes, the sweet smell of a new category of Jeorge Stories. It's the best thing since IMs! Or the best thing since...something else. *ahem*
Jerry and I really love to get chian letters. Sure, i mean, they're annoying, they're stupid, they're just to get attention...but they're HILARIOUS if you know what to do with them. After my 5,000th chain letter, i've seen them all. I'm currently awaiting my $10,000 from Bill Gates, messed up my love life for the next 537 years, found out that im a horrible friend because i didn't send this letter back to *insert name here*. BORRRRRRINNNNNNGGGG.
Obviously you can see where I'm going with this. I AM SICK OF THEM! Until i came across the new FAD of '07-present day: Surveys! Don'cha just love screwing those types of things up? Now I do it will ALL the e-mails i send!
In the words of all the chain letters that want you to press F7: "Try it, it's hilarious!"

If you have some chian letter that YOU'VE screwed up for the enjoyment of others, send it in! At pokethehippo@rocketmail.com.

And now, for the first time EVA in Jeorge Story history, I present to you: Screwed up chain-letters!
(So take THAT, annoying people who always tell me that my love life sucks!)

HEYYY, TIME FOR ANOTHER SURVEY! PUT DOWN THE ANSWER THAT FIRST POPS INTO YOUR HEAD AFTER READING THE QUESTIONS! THEN PASS IT ON TO 10 OF YOUR FRIENDS! TRY IT, AND SEE WHAT YOU GET BACK!

1. Where is your cell phone? I ate it.
2. Your significant other? Hitler!!! Dorphinshmitz!
3. Your hair? lethal
4. Your mother? nothing you can prove
5. Your father? Which one?
6. Your favorite thing? The goopy stuff in the thermometer
7. Your dream last night? No dreams. Hallucinations.
9. Your dream/goal? Gang leader
10. The room you're in... Padlocked
11. Your fear? The German-speaking sheepdog with the power to give out excruciating splinters.
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Out of prison
13. Where were you last night? W-what do you mean by that?
14. What you're not? breathing
15. Muffins Sniffum
16. One of your wish list items? The death of...nevermind.
17. Where did you grow up? Crab-Cake Island, along with the other ninja-monkies and bad-ass chunky fruitcakes.
18. The last thing you did? Answer the last question
19. What are you wearing? Titanium jumpsuit
20. Your TV? is eating me
21. Your pet? is currently taking over Poland. Watch out, Polianites.
22. Your computer? Will destroy mankind
23. Your life? Ended 3 years ago
24. Your mood? Bloxxy
25. Missing someone? Hitler's camel, Jeramiah
26. Your car? bottom of the lake
27. Something you're not wearing? Skin
28. Favorite Store? All of them are great to steal from!
29. Your summer? Black
30. Your favorite color burnt-pizza black
31. When is the last time you laughed? When I killed...nevermind.
32. Last time you cried? I'm like Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris doesn't cry. He makes TEARS cry. (?!)
33. Who will/would re-post this? Some geek who has no time on their/it's hands

34. FOUR PEOPLE WHO E-MAIL ME:
a) No One
b) Cause
c) They're All
d) Dead

35. FOUR OF MY FAVORITE FOODS:
a) children.
b) Burnt pizza
c) Sulphur
d) an occasional Britney Spears fan

36. FOUR PLACES I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT NOW?
a) On the Titanic
b) Zimbabwe
c) Ninja Republic
d) In my lab-- i mean, basement!

37. FOUR PEOPLE I THINK WILL RESPOND:
a) Ka-- oh wait, dead
b) Fr-- killed
c) Lo-- deceased
d) Ash Ketchum...Gotta KATCH EM All! :D

More coming soon!
~Jeorge
~.:*JOSOA*:.~

For All You Die-Hard Twilight Fans

Alright guys, I'm sorry, but I must vioce my opinion.
Do you know what ticks me off nowadays?
Twilighters.
Our school is FILLED with these beasts. I can't even voice my opinion without a "GASP! Jourdan, how could you even have those THOUGHTS?!" and so now I'm forced to voice my opinion on this web page.
"So why are you all the sudden talking about this now?"
Well, I was looking up when Edward said he loved Bella, because I wanted to see when my guy character should say he loved his equal.
And I found a very interesting website. This girl talks about what she thinks. And I like it.

For you die-hard Twilight fans, I know you will object. But I gotta say this:
BELLA AND EDWARD'S LOVE IS A LIE!

...
"GASP! Jourdan, how could you even have those THOUGHTS?!"
Yeah. Gotcha.
http://summersnook.com/2008/01/edward-and-bella-true-love-or-true-lust/#comment-8724
^ Click it.
I agree so strongly. Now, make no mistake. I, too, was a victim of the Bella/Edward love relationship. I wanted to express my feelings personally, but i wont have enough room.

.:~BOOK SPOILERS BEYOND THIS POINT! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVENT READ THE WHOLE SERIES AND ACTUALYL WANT TO!~:.
I really loved Twilight. And, despite everyone's judgement against it, I like New Moon the best. The way she acted like a drone, however, made me waver. But I continued to read.
As i read Eclipse, and found that Bella only wanting sex and would do anything to get it a bit extreme. This brought up my thoughts about New Moon. But I ignored them. After all, when I start to read a series, I can't stop until I finish it.
Then I read Breaking Dawn.
Alright, I'll admit it: I liked the beginning and part of the middle. I hated, absolutely HATED the ending, however.
"Why?"
First of all, Bella's power, to PROTECT PEOPLE...i found that to be utterly stupid. Everyone else gets the cool powers. So what's up with Bella's un-kick-ass-like power? But I continued to read.
Then, Jacob imprinted on Renesmee. What the--?! Of course, he does that because she's JUST LIKE BELLA. If you ask me, Sam's ex would be a much better match for Jacob.
Finally...the climax. If you could even call it a climax. People talking? BOOORRRRRINNNGNGGGGGG....and flat. Nothing happened. All this build up for nothing? Great. Thanks for wasting my valuble time. If i would have known it would end like that, I wouldnt have bothered.
When I told my classmates this, all they said was "But the Volturi would have killed them all."
Gwa--?!!??!??!
So WHAT?! Stephenie, i won't lie to you: You really needed a better climax.
Infact, ALL the climaxes you have should be amped. In the first book, the one with James, that was exciting, I'll admit. The second-- Edward trying to kill himself --took about two minutes, then it was done. Everything was better. YAAAAAAYYYYYY--no. And the third...you're not even in the action. Bella cuddling with Jacob is NOT a climax. Neither is an old man talking in the fourth one! C'mon, Stephenie...
And that finally brings me to the end. The ending screams "AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER". Gee. I mean, seriously. "Bella! I can read your thoughts!" Great. That was pretty much the only reason they fell in love in the first place (Edward was only interested in Bella because he couldn't read her thoughts. if he could, he wouldnt waste his breath to give her the time of day). Repeat after me: "LUSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT".
Plus, one of my schoolmates, Shelby, brough up an interesting point: When i asked her the reason for being on "Team Jacob", she replied, "Just think about it: do you think Bella would be in love with Edward if he actually looked like a 119-year-old?"

Finally, I saw the movie. Disappointment. All my visuals were ruined. So, in my sadness, I picked up Harry Potter again. And now I'm a die-hard Harry Potter fan.
So take THAT, Twilighters!

- Jeorge ^_^

You're Beautiful

Hello, Jeorge here!
Yeah, yeah, i know, spare me the lecture. "WHY HAVENT YOU COME ON!?!?! I KEPT CHECKING AND CHECKING BUT YOU NEVER POSTED! WTF IS UP WITH THAT, HUH?!"
I've been busy. That's all I can give you rigth now. I don't have time to make some Jeorge Sotries of my own, but I do have some post ideas. So today, I'll post two posts. Just to make you guys happy and to FILL YOUR CRAVING for yet another exciting post of Jeorge.
Well, I found another funny song that I gotta share with you. Hopefully I get the lyrics right this time (I was only telling you what I was hearing, so...)
To listen to this song, please go to http://www.playlist.com/user/30871758 (<---clickable link; if you can't click on it, please type this in: www.playlist.com/twinky) and scroll down until you see a song that says "You're Beautiful" - James Blunt. Now, my playlist is in alphabetical order (i get bored on sundays =p ) so you can just scroll to the bottom. There'll be two songs. When you click on one of them, the first line should be, "my job is stupid". If its not, you've chosen the actual version of this song.

Here's the lyrics:

My job is stupid
My days are bored
Inside this office
From 8 to 4

Well, nuthin ever happens
My life is pretty blank
Pretending that im working
??????????????????????

My cubicle! My cubicle!
Its one of six-DEE-two!
Its my small space
In a crowded place
Just a six by six board roof
and i hate it thats the truth

Well i give a sigh
As the boss walks by
No ever talks to me
Or looks me in the eye
And i really should work
But instead
I just sit here and surf the internet
In

My cublicle! My cubicle!
It doesnt have a veiw!
It's my small space,
In a crowded place
I sit and sob there too
and sometimes i sit here, nude

I'm afriad i dont have the last line of the first stanza. Sorry guys. But hey, the song is still pretty good.
Byes for now!
JEORGE

An Apology

Hello to all of you (if you're not already gone) Jeorge Readers. I'd like for you to forgive me for vanishing off the face of the earth. I wasn't even planning on posting today, but I'd just like to apologize to all of you. I've been very busy. Here's a list of things, in case you don't believe me:

Hanging out with friends
Playing with Tyson (he needs to be active 24/7)
Homework
Anticipating the '08 election (Barak Obama won!!!!!!!! Ha on you, McCain!)
Trick-or-Treating!
WKCE (state testing XP)
And the big one...
I don't know if I've told y'all this, but I'm post-poning my book, Aslendalion Book 1. It was boring. So I started a new book (Burns) and posted it on the MySpace blog. I've been doing a lot of MySpace lately (to veiw my profile, please go to www.myspace.com/emberia . There you can find my blog, and if you've missed it, my playlist).

You might be wondering "Gee Jeorge, how come you haven't posted all this time, and now suddenly you're posting out of the blue?"
The reason for this was because i had no Jeorge Stories, and I have not been on AIM in 2 billion years.
"Well, you could have at least kept us updated"
I was going to, put it kept putting it off. I was actually going to yesterday, but i had an MOTL (Mandatory Opportunity To Learn...yes, it's pretty much like a detention)

So i hope there's many more posts to come =D

Urbis and Waterballoons!

What does that sound like to you? Uribs? To me, that sounds like some kind of big city in a weird country no one's heard of....like Zimbabwe.
Hehe. But no, I'm not here to insult Urbis.
I'm here to talk about it.
They arent paying me to do this or anything. It's a site I found on Myspace where you can post your stories.
Only if you're a serious writer, though.
I mean, you don't ACTUALLY have to be a published author or anyhting, i mean...
Ugh >.< *sigh*
So anyway, if you're ever wanting to post your work, please do so. Oh, by the way, my name on Urbis is Kaabii203. If you want, i could reveiw your work for you ^_^

So...wtf does Urbis and waterballoons have to do with each other?
Hehe, nothing.

But see, on Saturday, me and Jerry were at the mall, and we decided to buy some balloons.
Well, as we all know, regular balloons with air in them are SOOO boring.
So, we decided to put water in them.
And Oh my Gawd, they get so big.
Anway...
I have a tranpoline, so we thought it would be funny if we made a bunch of them and tried to pop them. Hehe. But Jerry kept treating them as though they were babies...-_-. It kinda creeped me out. But it was funny. Take a look at the names we gave them:
Bob (Green)
Patricia (Pink)
Sulio (Yellow; Combination of Suzy and Huilo (Hulio was a balloon that popped in the making ='( so yeah))]
Edward (yellow; Ed...also referred to as Edd, Eddy, Double Dee, and Edwardo)
Charles (purple; Second biggest balloon we ever made)
Charlie (purple; tribute to Charles)
Bon Jovi (pink =D; the last balloon we ever popped!)
Blappa (blue...don't ask about the name)
Meg (also Meg 2, 3, and 4...Meg was the 3rd biggest ((she's a tribute to Meg Griffen from Family Guy...was red, which symbolized Meg's hat)))
Elmer (and Elmer 2, 3, 4, and 5; black ((A tribute to my favorite animal on Animal Crossing)
Frye (yellow; Biggest balloon ever made!)
Tuffy (light blue; Very hard to pop >.<)
Eighthy (red; Originally supposed to be number 8. But then one popped >.<)
♪FreDAAAY♪! (light blue)

Okay, so just so you know, when you're doing a CRAZY (lol) stunt like this, flopping on your back and cannonballing is the best way to go. Belly flops and just landing on them hurts like hell. Popping them while standing is boring. And if you get them all by you and you jump lightly, it feels really cool!
*if you have a playful dog, make sure he/she doesnt try to eat the balloons. -_-

That's all for now!
JeOrGe.
Hehe.

Bill Cosby Pokemon Rap!!!

OMFG!!!!
Bill Cosby Pokemon Rap. SOOOO Hilarious. You GOTTA hear it for yourself.
http://www.playlist.com/user/30871758/view
Here's a link that goes to one of my playlists. My pokemon playlist. There, you scroll down and find the Bill Cosby Pokemon Rap.
I couldn't find lyrics, so I wrote them myself!!!!!
=D
=D
Cuz copy and pasting is for losers, right?
Yeah ^_^

Kids
Listen to the rap music
Kids
Listen to the rap music

What do you like to play?
Pokemon!
Pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon ...
What do you like to play?
Pokemon!
Pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon...

You see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them
the brain damage
you see
with there
hippin and a hoppin and the bippin and the bobbin
so they don't know what the jazz is all about!

You see, jaz is like Jell-O pudding
no
actually
it's more like Kodak film
no
actually
jazz is more like
the new Coke
It'll be around forever,
HEHEHE

Whats the difference between me and you
pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon...
Whats the difference between me and you
Pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon...

C'mon litte fella
you like a jumprope
what do you think candy is made out of?
Pokemon!
Pokemon...no
actually
candy is more like Kodak film
See

Here i go, down the slope
Doh, im goin zip zop zoobity bop
Its okay, take your time
do you
remember what he looked like?

I had an uncle named stewie, and he used to sell bicycles
coo coo kachew!
What you got there?
Oh
A big stupid doo doo head!

*fades*
what do you like to play?
pokemon!
pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon, pokemon...


Lol. Random lyrics, i know.
Hope you enjoyed it!!!

A Weird Freaking Experience

Okay, well today (today being 5/8/08) I was home sick because of this stupid horrible stomach ache that's been going on for two days. Well, just to let you guys in, i got a new dog on Thursday, named Tyson. He's a Labradoodle. Anyway, this JUST happened to me like 5 minutes ago and I'm blogging about it now. So it's fresh in my mind.

So a car door had slammed outside, and Tyson started barking. He never really barks, just when someone was at the door or, of course, when a car door slams. He kept barking and barking, so I called him over by my side, and he stopped. Mostly. He would do like 1 bark every 2 minutes and stuff, until 10 minutes later he completely stopped. So we were both practically asleep.
10 minutes later, he started barking again.

Why? I talked to Tyson, told him I didn't hear any car doors, or any door bell ringing, i even looked outside. Nothing. No cars going by, no car doors slamming, nobody on my street.
Nothing.
Then I remembered a show called A Haunting (National Geographic channel, at 11/12c and 12/1c) where people talk about their haunted houses, and the experiences they had with ghosts and demons. 99% of the time dogs would bark when they feel there's another prescience in the house. One that's eerie.
Like a ghost.

I wasn't a bit worried.
"Tyson?" I asked, half asleep. "Bark once if there's any ghosts around."
Bark.

Now I was alert and focused. The car incident happened 20 minutes ago, he couldn't possibly be still worked up about it. Plus, the car had left...
"Tyson?" i asked again, now more alert. "Is it true?"
Nothing.
"Tyson, you there?" (Tyson tends to dose off)
"Tyson, bark once if there's any ghosts here."
Nothing.
1 1/2 minutes later...
Bark.

It's eerie, I know. I got up to type this blog post, and I feel a sharp pain in my knee. It hurt.
Even sitting here, typing, I ask Tyson once again and he barks.

This is kinda creepy.
I think it's all in my head.
But that's what they all say. It's just in my head.
Aaak, this is too creepy to continue. I think I'll go make some Spaghettio's to calm my nerves.
Plus, I'm hungry.
There's no possible way.
No possible way.

50th Post!!!! W00t W00t W00t W00t (cont.)

I hope you have enjoyed the Steve the Waffle JS. If you have anymore ideas for Steve the Waffle, please contact me (my info is at the Contact Me column to your right). If you have any questions, comments, or concerns about this post, you can also contact me. Please, no spam or flaming. Thank you.

<3,
Jeorge =D =D (that's me!)

50th Post!!!! W00t W00t W00t W00t!

That's right, all. POST NUMBER FIFTY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've struggled through these first 50th posts. Trying to get readers, getting comments...Well, I just wanna say *sniff* that I'm glad *wipes tear* that you guys are here! *sobs* I love you guys!
I hope these next 50 posts (if i make it! ^_^) are even better yet =D

So, screw this emotional crap. Time for the 50th post! (Rgiht after this message):
Mango, Jerry, I dedicate this post and my bad-ass glittery text to you. Thanks, my buddies ^_^.

It's a story that Mango and I came up with when I had Writer's Block. It's a little something called:

THE ADVENTURES OF STEVE THE WAFFLE!
Not really perfected, but i hope you guys like it ^_^


The Adventures of Steve the Waffle
By Tink and Mango
In the vast Bacon Kingdom lies a town. This town is an ordinary town; located right in the middle of the Kingdom. This town is called Hashbrownsville.

Meet Steve. By day, an ordinary waffle. By night…

Kitten the SuperWaffle!

…But where there is a SuperWaffle Superhero…

There is a SuperPancake Villan.

And that SuperPancake Villan is known as Charles. Or as people like to call him…Mr. Yum Yums. With his evil sidekick, Tator Tot Joe, together they attempt to take over the Bacon Kingdom.

It was a peaceful day in the Kingdom of Bacon. The yolk was shining, the bacon bits were chirping…another beautiful day.

Kitten the SuperWaffle (he goes by his undercover name…Steve) was walking down the wafer streets when he hears a desperate cry for help. Darting his eyes left and right, he proceeds to an ally, where he transforms into…

“It’s Kitten, The SuperWaffle!” shouted a lobster. He bounced into the air and flew, his ears picking up any signs of danger. Hearing the cry again, he swooped down to find none other than…Sally the Squash, fighting for dear life to get her purse back from none other than--
“Tater Tot Joe.” said Kitten menacingly. “We meet again. Where is your master?” Joe laughed cruelly and spat. “Foolish Waffle. By the power of my Tater tot-ness, I shall defeat you. You are no match for my kung-fu potato goodness!”
“That’s where you’re wrong, bub!”exclaimed Kitten. Racing at the speed of light, dodging trashcans and other obstacles, he punches Tater Tot Joe in his weak spot -- his warm potato-y center. He tries to throw another punch when Mr. Yum Yums swoops in.
“Mr. Yum Yums! Or should I say…Charles!” gasps Kitten.
“That’s right.” sneered Mr. Yum Yums. “And even though you are my half twin brother, you’re going down. You’re no match for the steamy goodness of my pancake delight!” he said, walking closer and closer toward Kitten. He was taken aback with Mr. Yum Yum’s power.
“Waffle...powers…activate.” gasped Kitten. And with his strength returning, he punches Mr. Yum Yums in his flavorful eye. Mr. Yum Yums yelled in agony and threw punch wildly, hitting Kitten twice, but mostly missing my inches.
“Beet vision, activate!” he yelled, his eyes glowing red. Before Mr. Yum Yums had a chance to counteract, a thousand red and white beets were flung at him.
Mr. Yum Yums lay there in a heap under hundreds of beats.
“Victory is--” started Kitten, but was interrupted when Mr. Yum Yums said, “Not so fast, Kitten the SuperWaffle.” he got up from the pile of beets, with a look of pure hated painted across his face. “Prepare to taste the power…the power of what, you may ask? Prepare to taste the power…of MILK!!!”
“NO!” exclaimed Kitten “I’m allergic to--” milk poured into his mouth before he could finish his sentence. The cold white substance made him gag. Drenched in milk and on the ground, he raised a hand and said, “Pudding power…activate.”
Our hero lay there, motionless, unconscious from the milk he had consumed.
“Bwahaha! Looks like I, Mr. Yum Yums, has finally--”
The ground started to shake violently.
“Master, w-what is that?” asked Tater Tot Joe.
All of a sudden, a wave of delicious chocolate pudding swept the alley, sweeping Mr. Yum Yums and Tater Tot Joe away.
“I’ll get you someday, Kitten the SuperWaffle!” yelled Mr. Yum Yums in the distance. His voice echoed through the alley.

“Kitten…Kitten! Wake up!” said a sweet voice beside him. He awoke to find none other than Sally the Squash by his side.
“Sally…did I win?” asked Kitten.
“Yes! A wave of pudding swept them clean out of the alley!”
“Good.” said Kitten, taking a stand. “And by the power of Kitten the SuperWaffle, I declare this mission to be OVER!”
And then the town returned to normal. Except it was all covered in pudding. But pudding is good, so that’s okay.
The End!!!


Thanks guys. For a great 50 posts ^_^
Heres hoping for 50 more.
Cheers! ^_^

Video Game...Spoof

*DISCLAIMER ~ If you like Luigi's Mansion, do NOT praise about him in the comments! I like the game too. Just having some fun*
~~..::***WARNING!!!!***::..~~ You are about to read this Jeorge Story. Due to some foul language, I would like to ask any veiwers under 13 years of age NOT read this Jeorge Story Post. If you DO continue down, you are saying that you CAN handle the language, so what you may read below the warning sign is not my responsibility. Do be aware, however, that I did not post anything racist, obscene, nudest, or sexually based. Thank you.



~~~~~If you are under 13 years of age, and you are going to keep reading, I am no longer responsible beyond this point~~~~~

Haha, yeah. I found this kool new website called Uncyclopedia. It's where they...well, it's like Wikipedia. Except, different. Funnier. Well, i was just looking up Animal Crossing: Wild World Cheats, so when i stumbled upon this site, i thought it was HILARIOUS. So, i started looking up other stuff on there. TV shows, books...then i typed in Luigi's Mansion. They don't even have an article on that! So, today, I'm going to write my own (I've played this game 18 times...XP).
And now, fellow Jeorge Story veiwers, I present to you my 49th post:

Luigi's Mansion Spoof*
* This post was based off of the article of ACWW. But it's still a JOSOA.
~.:*JOSOA*:.~
LUIGI'S MANSION:
This video game was based off an Italian guy who's brother gets captured in a haunted mansion. It was made by Donkey Kong. He made it because he annoyed Mario so much, but never Luigi. Way to go, Donkey Kong! =D
The gay brother of Mario, Luigi, gets a phone call from Curious George, telling Luigi he has won some bad-ass mansion. A mansion he didn't even enter to win. Luigi, being the stupid, ignorant, bafoon he is, decides to go. After all, it doesn't seem suspicious! So he calls his bro Mario and he's like "Dood, FTW, i jst wun a freekin sweete manshun. I dun have no map or anythin, but come on ova." and so, Mario leaves (that stupid...nevermind.). Mario somehow manages to get there before Luigi (probably because Luigi is so freaken slow) and gets captured by a ghost. How that happens, i do not know -_-.

OBJECTIVE:
To get Mario back, stupid! As we all know, Luigi can't stand to live without his dear precious Mario. Even though with Mario gone, Luigi can corrupt the whole Mario corporation and have Princess Peach to himself, thus leaving thousands of gamers upset and confused. Yeah. Don't think about that. Go save your brother. Smart one. *rolls eyes*

YOUR CHARACTER:
A gay, probably 45-year old Italian guy who wears the same green clothes all the time. He'd rather put on a dress (as seen in the wardrobe room) but he doesn't want to feel like a girl. Even though he is. He has a big freaken nose that bounces with him when he waddles around the mansion. And a moustache, which when his is standing and bobbing up and down, sways peacefully. He is armed with a Kirby vaccuum cleaner. He also hates dust.

STARTING OUT:
Well, Luigi is following this VERY complex map while walking through a dead forest during a dark and stormy night. Actually, it's not exactly stormy. There's just lightening. Which kinda sucks. There are also birds that squak, which scare him out of his li'l granny panties. then he realizes the mansion is haunted. he gets scared, but goes up the steps anyway, even though there's a graveyard on the front lawn, and one of the lights is turned on even though the mansion is his. He slowly goes in and shines his flashlight. "Hallo?" he calls out. No answer. Duh. He goes in. That may just be his smartest move all night. He finds himself face to face with a door with a bunch of thorns on it. It's pulsing. But yet, that doesn't get Luigi scared. And birds do? Luigi, you have issues. Then, he goes upstairs and shakes the doorknob. He hears laughing. Could it be? Mario?? *eyes sparkle with joy* he rushes downstairs to find a ghost with a key! Luigi is terrified!(no surprise there.) And so, the adventure begins. Great. *rolls eyes again*

CHARACTERS
There are a bunch of Characters in Luigi's Mansion. Here they are!

Mario (haha, i put him in front of Luigi): He's the red guy, the one who gets captured. And, THANKS TO HIM, we have to go on a whole wild goose chase. not literally though. He leaves clues all over the mansion, so the bad-ass ugly fortune teller can tell Luigi where Mario is. She doesn't tell him, though, after all the clues, so he beats her mercelissly with his vaccuum cleaner. He leaves his hat (which has just been laundered recently!), his glove (Luigi sniffs it), his shoe (Luigi sniffs that too), his star (Luigi finds it on the moon O_o), and a letter ("Luigi beware of boos!" Like he doesn't know this already X/).

Luigi: He's the 45 year old Italian i was talking about. He must rescue Mario. Thanks Luigi, thanks. How is it that you wound yourself up in this?! Mario doesn't need you! He hasen't needed you in over 20 video games! so NOW you wanna be a brother?! Great Luigi, that's just GREAT.

Professor E. Gadd: His street name is PEG. He has a freaken sweet hairdoo. He's the one that gives Luigi the vaccuum cleaner. You see folks, E. Gadd (I'm sorry...PEG) is a ghost hunter. I don't know how, but once he captures the ghosts, he puts them in a painting. you heard me: THE GHOSTS ARE PUT INTO A PAINTING. well, thanks to those goddamn boos, all the ghosts escape. Guess who has to put them all back? Yeah. Idiot Luigi. Doesn't PEG know anything?

Toad: He's the sweet-awesome mushroom guy. He's the only person that can save the game. you usually find him crying because he's either: Lost, sad that Mario is gone, afraid that Peach is going to beat him with a toaster if he doesn't return with Mario, saw a bad image of Mario in a painting, or dropped something REALLY important in the toilet. Guess who has to fish it out of there? Good ol' Luigi.

Peach: She's the Princess who sent Toad after Mario. Stupid Peach. Mario rescues you EVERY SINGLE TIME you get yourself kidnapped, and all you can do for Mario is just send a crying Toad?!? And the only way you can get Toad over there is if you threaten him! You dumb bitch. No wonder no one likes you.

Donkey Kong: He's the one who gets all the credit. If he haden't driven Mario into complete insanity for throwing barrels at him, Mario would've NEVER gone into that mansion! especially since HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A FREAKING MAP!

Bowser: More on him later. You heard me. LATER!

King Boo: Him too.

THE GHOSTS:

Also known as the Gallery Ghosts. Here they are: (to veiw these ghosts pictures,

Neville (The Bookish Father): No, not the loveable geek in the Harry Potter series. Neville, the first gallery ghost! He looks like Eliza's dad in Eliza Thornberry, a cartoon on Nickelodeon. Seriously. He just sits there in a library, reading. Because that's the funnest thing he can think of when being dead. When he yawns, you have to suck him up with a vaccuum cleaner. I know. None of this is making sense. -_- stupid Neville. Making things compicated.

Lydia (The Mirror Gazing Mother): When Luigi comes into her room, she doesn't notice him. When he opens the curtain, letting in breeze, she doesn't notice him. "Oh dear, what a terrible draft." is all she says. She sits there, just brushing her hair. It would be fun to crack the mirror and see what she says XD

Chauncey (The Spoiled Baby): Damn, is this baby a pain in the ass. He makes you really tiny and throws horses and cloth balls at you. then he bodyslams you and laughs really dementedly. He has kool hair though. Kudos, Chauncey!

Then the thorny, weird pulsing door opens. Hoo-rah!

The Floating Whirlindas (The Dancing Couple): All they do is waltz. Waltz. Waltz. Waltz. They suck. Seriously. There's not much to say about them, seeing as how they're losers. so, on to the next ghost.

Shivers (The Wandering Butler): More like the Pervy Butler. He's like 75 years old and he paces outside of a 29-year-old girl pianist named Melody. I know. Not only that, but he's a stalker. And a backstabber. And psychopathic when it comes to fire. Which is odd, considering the fact that HE'S HOLDING A FREAKING CANDELSTICK.

And of course, we have Melody Pianissima: Do you NOT notice a name thing here? Besides the fact that they all stuck. Well, Luigi goes in there, and starts to play an instrument to the song of, you guessed it, the Mario Bros. Theme. Then she comes in, and she's like "Z0mg, pl0x, U gottza like heer meh songs. Oh, nd 1'm l1ke, a BIG videeoh game freek." so she plays a tune to, that's right, a Mario Bros. Game. If he got the answer right, he gets attacked my music sheets. If not, she totally spazzes and flees. Nice one, Luigi. You're an expert on the ladies -_-. I hope you get a papercut from those music sheets.

Mr. Luggs (The Glutton): Before he enters the room, and Luigi's struttin' down the hall, you hear like this noise that sounds like a saw on wood. That's Mr. Luggs -_-. You go in, slip on a stupid freaking banana peel, and Mr. Luggs is eating none other than see-through cake. Mmm, appetizing. So, when he runs out of cake, he pounds his fork and spoon on the table, and ghosts come and bring him more. You kick those ghosties asses, suck up the cake wit your state-of-the-art Kirby vaccuum cleaner, and eventually he barfs fireballs at you. But i think he has cancer cause then he tires out after throwing up so much. *Sigh* Goddamn that fire-ball burping glutton.

Spooky (The Hungry Dog): Ah, ze finest dog on ze market, a crrross ov a peetbull and a sabertoothed tigear.

Errr, sorry. I got bored =/. I hate this dog. Hate him, hate him, hate him. He chomps on Luigi's leg, until some undead skeloton says "BAD DOG!" and starts throwing bones at you. -_- GREAT mansion, Luigi. Really.

Bogmire (The Cemetary Ghost): Why they called him Bogmire, i do not know. Well, the sky goes from "gross stormy black yuckiness" to "zomg theres black yuckiness with colors around.". I don't know why it turns that way, i think Nintendo is telling us that Luigi is on some kind of medication O_o. Then the cemetary turns into this pitty Arena of Cemetary Death. Gaaah. Luigi, how many fingers am i holding up?

Biff Atlas (The Bodybuilder): Wow. Biff. Imagine having a name like that *though bubble appears over head*

"Hey, Biff, my MAN!"

"The Biff Man! What up, homie G?"

"The Biffster, HEY!"

"Atlas, if you wanna know something, look it up in the Atlas." XD

Anway, he attacks you when you punch him with a punchy bag thingy. And then he comes at you and his arms move wildly, and he does this weird kung-fu call like "WAAAA! WA! WaaaaaaAAAAA! WAAA! WA!"

I think he's taking Luigi's meds.

Miss Petunia (The Bathing Beauty): There are three things i know about her.
1. She is NOT a beauty

2. She's fat.

3. She looks like a freaking pig.

Luigi sees her in the shower (EWWW...well, good thing he's gay, right?) and Petunia spits water at him. Yes, the water hurts. So Luigi opens a can of whoop-ass on her, and BOOM! She's gone, and the water keeps running, making a high bill and causing nationwide panic. =D

Nana (The Scarf-Knitting Nanny): Well, Nana, for sure, is a freak. She has pet balls of yarn which roll after Luigi, lazer beam power, and the incredible power to knit and rock at the same time. Freeeeaaak....

Slim Bankshot (The Lonely Pool Shark): no wonder he's loneyly. all he does is play pool with magical pool balls that hit him in the head!And it's weird, because the pool balls all end up in the same place on the table...Let's give him some tips, shall we?

He makes me sick. First of all, what's up with the sweater vest thing he's got goin on? He looks like a waitor. And second, his hair? I mean, believe me, it's always fun talking to a guy with purple hair, but seriously Slim, it does NOT work for you. And your name. Slim?!?! What, do you want a girl named Slender? Come ON. At least have a good name. Like Kevin. And lastly, you need a tan.

A big tan.

Henry and Orville (The Twin Brothers): Well, these mini-assholes first want you to play hide and seek with them. Yee ha. So they hide in boxes. (FTW?) and then, after you FINALLY find them, they accuse you of cheating and barricade the door with thorns. Then they get on their little airplanes and automobiles and drop bombs on you. How two 7-year-olds can obtain bombs, i do not know. Yeah. Try babysitting for THESE monsters. Oh, and Luigi is scared of the chairs in that room. And a tennis racket. Ah, good ol' Luigi.

Madame Clairvoya (The Freaky Fortune Teller): Freaky, that's for sure. And like i said, she's bad-ass ugly. Just look at her! Makes me go EWWW! She's the one that reads all of Mario's sweaty socks and whatnot. And yes, then Luigi beats her mercelissly with a vaccuum. She was so ugly, even LUIGI couldn't compare. So you know, he felt threatened and beat her to death. Er, or, into the painting at least.

Boolossus (The Jump Ghost): Err...first of all, the name. Boolossus? I mean sure, it's Boo and Colossus combined, but seriously, Nintendo, you could've done better. You find it on the balcony. But if you didn't capture 20 freaking ghosts, this guard blows you back to the start. >.<>

Uncle Grimmly (Hermit of the Darkness): Hermit of the D-...Oh My Gawd. Nintendo? HERMIT OF THE FREAKING DARKNESS!?!?!? THAT'S ALL YOU COULD COME UP WITH?!?! Well, after lightening strikes the building, the power goes out. Not that there was any power before X/. PEG and his sweet-awesome hair tells you that ghsots roam free, which is 'an excellent time to catch Uncle Grimmly!' Gee. Thanks PEG. I always wanted to capture a dead geezer with a vaccuum cleaner. PEG says that he's in a room with a miror. Great tip, PEG. Considering EVERY SINGLE FREAKING ROOM HAS A MIRROR! Well, you find him in the dressing room. He boo's at you when you turn around. Yeah. Real scary, Nintendo.

Clockwork Soldiers (The Toy Platoon): Toys. As ghosts. Ghost toy soldiers. I don't know, it seems a bit odd. And there damn annoying. Who knew toy guns could hurt so much? Of course, for Luigi, everything hurts. But what hurts deepest his *sniff* the loss of his brother *bursts in tears*. I wanna know who built those soldiers. So i can beat his ghost ass. Seriously. They look pretty good though, so maybe i wont kick his ass. Maybe I'll mildly bruise it.

Sue Pea (The Dozing Girl): She wets the bed. Her room is upsidown. She sends evil clown dolls after you. She has funky hair. Is there anything else to say? She's just downright odd.

Jarvis (The Jar collecter): What an asshole. I don't know what else to say. The man lives in pots, for god's sake! You know what? I hope one day, someone wins this mansion. And that special someone happens to have four kids, all of which are sons. And those particualr kids like sports. What sport?

Baseball.

So they have their nifty bats, and they take it upstairs. They find the room and say, "Oh look, a mish-mosh of pots." And they take that bat, and they slam it on those damn pots!

So take that, Jar Man!

Sir Weston (The Chilley Climber): He lives in the freezer. And when you light a fire in there (considering the fact that's even POSSIBLE) he throws icicle beams at you. Oh Luigi. Like i said, you are one lucky Italian, wining this mansion. Smartest move you ever made.

Vincent Van Gore (The Starving Artist): Uhh...he has a funny accent. And he paints ghosts. Sorry. I'm running out of jokes to make.

Bowser and King Boo: Now you know why i wanted to wait. Yes, it turns out King Boo posseses Bowser's carcass. And you gotta throw bombs at him to unscrew his head. Then Bowser puts it on backwards and smashes everything. Sounds kinda weird.

I know -_-

And there you have it. Sorry it took so long, I mean the length of the post AND how much time it took...but rest assured, the 50th post has already been made, so you don't have to wait. Hopefully this reveiw was good...it has some good and bad points...but hopefully you enjoyed it ^_^

Welcome!

I'd like to announce a new member of the Jeorge Story Team. Rojoblue22. But now that she's a member, you can call her Jerry. I'm not sure if she'll be posting a lot (she says she's not funny -_-), but you may see some new updates rearing their ugly heads. As well as school. So yes, that DOES mean i won't be posting as often.
But anyway, what I'm trying to say is:

Free Glitter Text Maker

Glad to have you on the team ^_^.

Gross Candy Madness

Hi there all. Just saw a link for the Top 10 Worst Candy Ever, and it thought you might like to read it.
http://www.asylum.com/2008/02/29/the-top-10-worst-candy-ever/

I'd also like to add another candy to their list.
5th Avenue
Now, there may not be anything wrong with the name. And the fact that it's chocoalte and peanutbutter. But this is no ordinary regular candy bar. It can also defend itself! The peanutbutter doubles as painful, pointy, peanutbuttery shards! How delightful! How can resist the taste of chocolate, peanutbutter, and blood?

Lol, hope you liked it. Seriously though, it hurts.
I hope you weren't expecting anything grand. But hey, at least it's something, right?



If you have any other disgusting candy you'd like to trash, you can put it in the comments of this post (clicking the button that says "___ comments ((the ___ should have a number. Probably 0 -_-)) ), or you can put it in the BlabBox. Or if that doesn't satisfy you, you can e-mail me it (no spam) or IM it (see the "contact me" section to your right).
Bye for now!
Jeorge

Approaching 50

No...I'm not turning 50. WhatI'm talking about is the 50th post!
I finally have a great JS (in my opinion) to do for the 50th post.
I think i should get like some sparkly banner or something XD lol. Or maybe a party. An internet party XD XD.
With a sparkly banner XD XD XD.

Alright, that's enough XD's.
Right now, I'm kinda not focusing on my 50th post though. Not even my 49th, 48th, 47th, or 46th.
Maybe i need some kind of organization sheet.
Anyway, I was reading this post. It told me to express my opinions and keep it under 250 words or less.

Haha, yeah. Like i could keep it under 250 words.
But, i know, i know. I'll try. I've recently created a new blog to post my IMs in. Maybe i should delete the posts that have IMs in them. Unless you guys like it. =/ if only there's a way you could tell me *looks over at BlabBox*

Well, just wanted to let you guys in on that. Ugh. Now i gotta go do something productive.
=p

Bye!
P.S. Did i keep it under 250 words?

Doctor Jeorge

Yes, it's true. I guess i got another job. You know, besides the ones i already have: ruler of the earth, ninja, secret agent, author...
It's not easy being me =p
Haha.
But being a doctor is fun. And, I'm sorry, but this is a CONVO.
I'm gonna do something special for the 50th post.
Trust me.

And with that, i give you:

Doctor Jeorge
You know the drill. If it's in orange, it's not part of the real convo.

"Jerry" (11:43:02 AM): im having the worst problem, twinky ~ my nickname. To make a long story short, Tink sounds like Twink, and Twink is like Twinky.
TinkTink203 (11:43:06 AM): awwwww
"Jerry" (11:43:13 AM): i think i have insomnia
TinkTink203 (11:43:27 AM): y?
"Jerry" (11:43:45 AM): cuz i try 2 go 2 sleep at 11. and i cant
"Jerry" (11:44:00 AM): so at 12 (still awake) i watch george lopez
"Jerry" (11:44:10 AM): then eventually i fall asleep.
"Jerry" (11:44:26 AM): but then at like 4 am i wake up and watch more tv cuz i cant sleep
TinkTink203 (11:45:04 AM): the dr. is in! *puts on nurse's hat*
"Jerry" (11:45:09 AM): ha
TinkTink203 (11:45:14 AM): now
TinkTink203 (11:45:23 AM): ull have to wait in the waiting room
"Mango" (11:45:29 AM): O_o
TinkTink203 (11:45:30 AM): ill check u in
"Jerry" (11:45:37 AM): wut waiting room!?!?!
TinkTink203 (11:45:39 AM): here's a BaBar the elephant book
"Jerry" (11:45:42 AM): u JUST got ur hat on!!!
"Jerry" (11:45:50 AM): ...
"Mango" (11:45:55 AM): mango confused
TinkTink203 (11:46:00 AM): lol
"Jerry" (11:46:04 AM): lol
TinkTink203 (11:46:09 AM): the doctor will see u now
"Mango" (11:46:14 AM): see who? ~ ... -_- probably the person who just said she had insomnia. Don't worry, he's only partially like this -_-
"Jerry" (11:46:17 AM): me
"Jerry" (11:46:18 AM): me
"Jerry" (11:46:19 AM): me
"Jerry" (11:46:19 AM): me
"Jerry" (11:46:20 AM): me
TinkTink203 (11:46:20 AM): jerry
"Jerry" (11:46:22 AM): yes
"Mango" (11:46:23 AM): pick her
"Jerry" (11:46:24 AM): ty
TinkTink203 (11:46:26 AM): ok
"Jerry" (11:46:33 AM): ya!
"Jerry" (11:46:34 AM): ty mango
TinkTink203 (11:46:45 AM): please sit on the bed while we get the small hammer thingy to tap at ur knee
"Jerry" (11:46:51 AM): um...
"Jerry" (11:47:01 AM): wut duz my sleeping problem hafta do with reflexs?
TinkTink203 (11:47:07 AM): SHUSH!!!!
"
"Jerry" (11:47:12 AM): yes mam
"Mango" (11:47:12 AM): shes the doctor!!
TinkTink203 (11:47:19 AM): ok
"Jerry" (11:47:19 AM): sorry! sorry!!!
TinkTink203 (11:47:28 AM): i need a tongue depresser
"Jerry" (11:47:35 AM): !?!?!
TinkTink203 (11:47:38 AM): and a flashlight
TinkTink203 (11:47:46 AM): aaand...a tub of peanut butter
"Jerry" (11:47:52 AM): wut!?
TinkTink203 (11:47:53 AM): nurse mango, can u get me this please?
"Jerry" (11:47:57 AM): hehehe
"Jerry" (11:47:58 AM): nurse
"Mango" (11:48:02 AM): -gets all those things-
TinkTink203 (11:48:05 AM): ok
"Mango" (11:48:13 AM): and since when was i a nurse? ~ *sigh* there he goes again...
TinkTink203 (11:48:21 AM): can i also get some smilie face stickers?
"Jerry" (11:48:22 AM): hehehe
TinkTink203 (11:48:27 AM): now jerry
"Jerry" (11:48:30 AM): yes?
"Mango" (11:48:31 AM): -gets those 2-
TinkTink203 (11:48:44 AM): i need u 2 stand up
TinkTink203 (11:48:50 AM): no wiat
"Jerry" (11:48:53 AM): * stands up *
"Jerry" (11:49:00 AM): * sits back down? *
TinkTink203 (11:49:08 AM): first i need 2 check ur earlobes for damage
TinkTink203 (11:49:17 AM): *taps hammer on earlobes*
"Jerry" (11:49:18 AM): ur a bizzare doctor
TinkTink203 (11:49:47 AM): now, i need to chek the tongue for any tongue disease
"Jerry" (11:49:56 AM): tongue disease...?
TinkTink203 (11:50:04 AM): whos the doctor here?
"Mango" (11:50:04 AM): >.>
"Mango" (11:50:08 AM): i am
"Jerry" (11:50:13 AM): ya...twinky, ur the nurse
TinkTink203 (11:50:13 AM): aw, shit
TinkTink203 (11:50:23 AM): screw u, buckos!!!
"Jerry" (11:50:28 AM): ur wearing ur stylish nurses dress
TinkTink203 (11:50:36 AM): i partially went to collage!
"Mango" (11:50:44 AM): wait so sonce when was i a nurse
"Jerry" (11:50:45 AM): twinky, ur the doctor.
TinkTink203 (11:50:52 AM): oh
"Jerry" (11:50:53 AM): since the doc sed so!!
TinkTink203 (11:50:54 AM): thats good
"Jerry" (11:51:04 AM): ya now help me with my prob plz
"Mango" (11:51:08 AM): >.>
"Jerry" (11:51:21 AM): i asked my mom and she sed its cuz i wake up 2 late.
TinkTink203 (11:51:25 AM): yes
"Jerry" (11:51:29 AM): well... the later i stay up the later i sleep, right!?
"Jerry" (11:51:35 AM): so she was no help there.
TinkTink203 (11:51:35 AM): that is exactly correct
"Jerry" (11:51:49 AM): i need 2 sleep at night, but i cant =(
TinkTink203 (11:52:02 AM): i found the problem
TinkTink203 (11:52:16 AM): its because u dont burn off enough energy throughout the day.
TinkTink203 (11:52:35 AM): like, take walks, and ride ur bike, and...other stuff
TinkTink203 (11:52:39 AM): WOO HOOO!!!!! NOBEL PRIZE!!!!
"Jerry" (11:52:41 AM): twinky, this has been going on 4 months. its been getting worse every day
"Jerry" (11:52:49 AM): even wen u and i went 4 a bike ride
TinkTink203 (11:52:55 AM): shit
TinkTink203 (11:53:03 AM): damn the mind
"Mango" (11:53:05 AM): no nobel prize for u
TinkTink203 (11:53:07 AM): grrr
"Jerry" (11:53:08 AM): haha
TinkTink203 (11:53:10 AM): okay
"Jerry" (11:53:14 AM): i say the nurse gets one ~ yet he doesnt even know hes a nurse?!
"Jerry" (11:53:19 AM): 4 getting all the supplies!
TinkTink203 (11:53:25 AM): screw u, bucko
"Mango" (11:53:31 AM): i know i should get one for that
TinkTink203 (11:53:38 AM): screw u 2
"Jerry" (11:53:40 AM): ya
"Jerry" (11:53:41 AM): ha
TinkTink203 (11:53:42 AM): ummmmm
"Mango" (11:53:43 AM): >.>
"Jerry" (11:54:02 AM): mango, heres ur plaque
TinkTink203 (11:54:03 AM): DONT PRESSURE ME
"Mango" (11:54:18 AM): -taked plaque- mine!! ~ Great... a man nurse gets a plaque for getting me a rubber hammer thingy and tongue depressers. And he doesn't even know he's a nurse. -_- *sigh* if only if only...
"Jerry" (11:54:26 AM): hahaha
TinkTink203 (11:54:37 AM): *slaps mango upside head* go play supermario

Ended on a bad note, but its okay...yes, he did go play supermario. I hope someday Mango realizes hes a nurse, or his future wont be very bright =p
Especially if he's a nurse.

Ropes...And Orbit Gum!

Yes...and you may think "Gee Jeorge, what does one have to do with the other?"
If only you knew.
Yes, I'm sorry to say, this is another CONVO. I forced to put it on by my friend Jerry. I don't want her to open a six-pack of whoop-ass on me, so tonight I'm posting our convo on Ropes and Orbit gum.
Sorry...a whole new shipment of Jeorge Stories will hopefully be coming soon...
I just gotta think about what to write about =p
Yeah guys...BlabBox is open for suggestions...
And for those who didn't read the last line...
THE BLABBOX IS OPEN FOR SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT MY NEXT JEORGE STORY SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!
And with that, i give you...

Ropes and Orbit Gum
"MangaChick" (4:48:49 PM): im making my teeth stronger by chewing orbit!
TinkTink203 (4:48:55 PM): YAY!!!!!!!
"MangaChick" (4:49:01 PM): ya!!!!!!!
TinkTink203 (4:49:05 PM): then u can rip tires!!!!
"MangaChick" (4:49:20 PM): AND chew up plates!!!
"MangaChick" (4:49:26 PM): my life long dream!
TinkTink203 (4:49:35 PM): dont forget breaking picture frames!!!
"MangaChick" (4:49:55 PM): and play tug-a-war with another kid over a purse!!!
TinkTink203 (4:50:01 PM): yeah!
TinkTink203 (4:50:12 PM): but...
"MangaChick" (4:50:15 PM): but?
TinkTink203 (4:50:20 PM): how can u tug a war?
"MangaChick" (4:50:27 PM): ....
"MangaChick" (4:50:31 PM): never thought of that either
TinkTink203 (4:50:40 PM): u cant tug on a war either
"MangaChick" (4:50:46 PM): well
TinkTink203 (4:50:56 PM): haha i got a funny picture in my hed!
TinkTink203 (4:51:21 PM): then wouldnt it be tug-a-rope
"MangaChick" (4:51:25 PM): lol
"MangaChick" (4:51:30 PM): not necessarily
TinkTink203 (4:51:43 PM): well ur not tugging on a war, ur tugging on a rope
MangaChick" (4:51:56 PM): maybe if the ropes name was war
TinkTink203 (4:52:14 PM): but if its say "hypothetically" named jim
TinkTink203 (4:52:19 PM): it would be tug-a-jim
"MangaChick" (4:52:27 PM): thats a fun name
"MangaChick" (4:52:35 PM): lets all play tug a jim!!!!!!!!!!!
TinkTink203 (4:52:46 PM): if there was a kid named jim playing tug-a-jim, he'd be pretty unlucky
"MangaChick" (4:52:57 PM): ha
"MangaChick" (4:52:59 PM): tru dat
TinkTink203 (4:53:04 PM): more unlucky since their chewing orbit
"MangaChick" (4:53:26 PM): lol i almost 4got thats wut started this
TinkTink203 (4:53:48 PM): but now we're on a tug-a-jim subject
"MangaChick" (4:53:56 PM): of course, of course
"MangaChick" (4:54:05 PM): we could make that a game
"MangaChick" (4:54:10 PM): where you use ur teeth
"MangaChick" (4:54:22 PM): u might lose some, but thats just the perks of winning!!
TinkTink203 (4:54:34 PM): =D
"MangaChick" (4:54:40 PM): hehe
TinkTink203 (4:55:34 PM): ...but what if the rope doesnt have a name?
TinkTink203 (4:55:40 PM): would it be tug-a-blank
"MangaChick" (4:56:05 PM): it wuld b weird running around screaming: "lets all play tug-a-blank!!!"
TinkTink203 (4:56:10 PM): lol
"MangaChick" (4:56:15 PM): maybe something like tug-a-no-name
TinkTink203 (4:56:17 PM): seriously, i just loled
"MangaChick" (4:56:20 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (4:56:32 PM): yea but then thered be 2 many hyphens
"MangaChick" (4:56:39 PM): ugh
"MangaChick" (4:56:43 PM): tug-a-nameless
TinkTink203 (4:56:48 PM): yup
TinkTink203 (4:56:52 PM): lol
"MangaChick" (4:56:52 PM): theres no ring 2 that, tho
"MangaChick" (4:56:55 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (4:56:59 PM): what if the name is "spaz"
TinkTink203 (4:57:04 PM): tug-a-spaz
"MangaChick" (4:57:06 PM): hahahahahahahaha
TinkTink203 (4:57:06 PM): lol
"MangaChick" (4:57:23 PM): "wutcha doing?" "tugging-a-spaz"
"MangaChick" (4:57:35 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (4:57:35 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (4:57:49 PM): we shuld name a rope someday
"MangaChick" (4:57:55 PM): yes we should
TinkTink203 (4:58:06 PM): tug-a-frank
TinkTink203 (4:58:17 PM): tee hee
"MangaChick" (4:58:19 PM): lol
"MangaChick"(4:58:25 PM): tug-a-crap
TinkTink203 (4:58:31 PM): tug-a-bug
"MangaChick" (4:58:35 PM): lol
"MangaChick" (4:58:40 PM): ryming action!
TinkTink203 (4:58:43 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (4:58:58 PM): word yo
"MangaChick" (4:59:09 PM): tug-a-physco (do not try this without parenal supervision)
"MangaChick" (4:59:10 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (4:59:14 PM): XDXD
"MangaChick" (4:59:26 PM): yo-yo
TinkTink203 (4:59:52 PM): theres no parental supervision, because some other kids r playing tug-a-guardien
"MangaChick" (5:00:01 PM): haha
"MangaChick" (5:00:09 PM): i thought it was a rope tho!
TinkTink203 (5:00:17 PM): oh yea
"MangaChick" (5:00:20 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (5:00:23 PM): unless the rope is named guardien

I wish it didnt end so awkwardly =p
But oh well.
Time for bed...
This has been Jeorge, saying goodnight, sleep tight, but not too tight or you'll suffocate.
=D

Ugh...ANOTHER Convo?

Yes, you're probably all sick to DEATH because I keep posting \.:*CONVO*:./s. But it's the only thing i got right now =p i gotta get my act together and come up with some REAL Jeorge Stories, not just some cheap IMing crap.
But hey. You guys wanna have a real Jeorge Sotry????? Then give me something to write about. *Details at the end of the post.*
But hopefully that's what the poll will do. I'm gona come up with a brilliant Jeorge Story from your guyses favorite Jeorge Stories. But right now, it's all a tie. Why must you people all like different things? ;_;
*Sigh* it's ok though. I'll find something.
I'm just wishing it'll end so i can start my new poll.
Until then, here's a Jeorge Story \.:*CONVO*:./

The MYSTERY DOOR:
Everything in orange is not part of the conversation, just me, merely translating and stuff


MonKeyLuvr (9:27:37 PM): u kno wen -insert name here- goes lawl?
TinkTink203 (9:27:42 PM): ya
MonKeyLuvr (9:27:50 PM): i didnt kno wut it meant so i made up laffing at windows loudly
TinkTink203 (9:27:56 PM): OMFG!
TinkTink203 (9:27:58 PM): so funny
MonKeyLuvr (9:28:02 PM): yupp
TinkTink203 (9:28:14 PM): laughing at walruses legs
MonKeyLuvr (9:28:18 PM): lol
MonKeyLuvr(9:28:22 PM): they dont have legs...
TinkTink203 (9:28:23 PM): loloas ~ laugh out loud on a stick
TinkTink203 (9:28:29 PM): thts the point (ding!*)
MonKeyLuvr(9:28:34 PM): ..........
MonKeyLuvr (9:28:37 PM): I GET IT
TinkTink203 (9:28:43 PM): eh?
MonKeyLuvr (9:28:44 PM): hahaha funny
TinkTink203 (9:28:54 PM): ...um...
MonKeyLuvr (9:28:55 PM): "laffs hysterically"
TinkTink203 (9:29:42 PM): "pretendstobelaughingbutreallyquestinosinheadthensuffocatesanddies andthenreincarnates"
TinkTink203 (9:30:01 PM): what a mouful!
TinkTink203 (9:30:13 PM): just like honeycomb! part of a complete breakfast
MonKeyLuvr (9:30:25 PM): "laffsatjokegeorgejustmadeandthengoesandspontaniouslycombustsintoashatcheapcharlies."
MonKeyLuvr (9:30:29 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (9:30:58 PM): wow
MonKeyLuvr (9:31:04 PM): o yes
TinkTink203 (9:31:12 PM): the first thing we gotta do is take cheep charlies DOWN ~ Cheap Charlies was something we made up in fifth grade. So yes, i DO know MonkeyLuvr in person. Anyway, Cheap Charlies is from the Suite Life of Zach and Cody, on Disney Channel (Eww). MonkeyLuvr spontaniously combusts when she walks in the door O_o
MonKeyLuvr (9:31:19 PM): o yes
TinkTink203 (9:31:23 PM): and i mean, like, DOWN down
MonKeyLuvr (9:31:24 PM): of course
TinkTink203 (9:31:35 PM): ahaha
TinkTink203 (9:31:43 PM): i was one sec earlier than u
MonKeyLuvr (9:31:43 PM): all i hafta do is walk in and it explodes
TinkTink203 (9:31:50 PM): w00t!
TinkTink203 (9:31:52 PM): i win again!
MonKeyLuvr (9:31:56 PM): woo
TinkTink203 (9:31:57 PM): a sports car ~ if you're wondering why i said that, it's because i won a sports car for being 1 sec earlier than MonkeyLuvr =p
TinkTink203 (9:32:01 PM): eyyyyyyy
TinkTink203 (9:32:04 PM): oas
MonKeyLuvr (9:32:05 PM): haha
TinkTink203 (9:32:07 PM): iac ~ in a cup
MonKeyLuvr (9:32:09 PM): i win
TinkTink203 (9:32:09 PM): iab ~ in a bowl
TinkTink203 (9:32:12 PM): iae
MonKeyLuvr (9:32:14 PM): iaw
TinkTink203 (9:32:17 PM): ?
MonKeyLuvr (9:32:20 PM): in a well
TinkTink203 (9:32:23 PM): oh
MonKeyLuvr (9:32:23 PM): iae?
TinkTink203 (9:32:30 PM): in an elephant XD
MonKeyLuvr (9:32:37 PM): iawltde
TinkTink203 (9:32:45 PM): ...eh...
MonKeyLuvr (9:32:49 PM): in a walruses legs tht dont exist
TinkTink203 (9:33:05 PM): WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
TinkTink203 (9:33:10 PM): ...oas
MonKeyLuvr (9:33:11 PM): of course
MonKeyLuvr (9:33:14 PM): iac
TinkTink203 (9:33:17 PM): CORN! ~ See the post, 2 All New Jeorge Stories! for details
MonKeyLuvr (9:33:23 PM): ................
MonKeyLuvr (9:33:27 PM): a peanuts
TinkTink203 (9:34:01 PM): im sorry 4 my foul language. i suppose i should watch my tongue wen saying a naughty word like corn...aw, crap.
MonKeyLuvr (9:34:17 PM): tht darn jeorge
TinkTink203 (9:34:25 PM): buh dum, ching!
MonKeyLuvr (9:35:01 PM): "laffter from studio audience tht just magically appeared w/ donuts and happy meals from McDonalds and their new phones from Cingular, raising the bar"
MonKeyLuvr (9:35:21 PM): loliac
TinkTink203 (9:35:25 PM): Wtfoaw?
MonKeyLuvr (9:35:34 PM): on a walrus?
TinkTink203 (9:35:35 PM): wtf on a walrus...
MonKeyLuvr (9:35:38 PM): ha
MonKeyLuvr (9:35:39 PM): i win
TinkTink203 (9:35:39 PM): LOLOAS!
TinkTink203 (9:35:42 PM): u get it!
MonKeyLuvr (9:35:45 PM): yup
MonKeyLuvr (9:35:55 PM): all this talk about walruses is making me
MonKeyLuvr (9:36:18 PM): pizza is dead sed kaitlin as she waddled out of the internet ~ from a story I made. i may show it to you guys later on in some point in time
TinkTink203 (9:36:20 PM): alright jerry (her nickname), u have two options: go with the cash prize, the car, OR....
TinkTink203 (9:36:26 PM): THE MYSTERY DOOR!
TinkTink203 (9:36:34 PM): *audience appluase*
MonKeyLuvr (9:36:38 PM): umm.... uh... "looks nervously back and forth"
MonKeyLuvr (9:36:46 PM): "audience: TAKE THE DOOR"
TinkTink203 (9:36:48 PM) one nerdy guy: "The cash!"
MonKeyLuvr (9:36:51 PM): ill go with...
MonKeyLuvr (9:36:54 PM): THE MYSTERY DOOR
MonKeyLuvr (9:37:01 PM): "audience cheers"
TinkTink203 (9:37:02 PM): OH!
TinkTink203 (9:37:20 PM): alright then, sally, whats behind the "MYSTERY DOOR?"
MonKeyLuvr (9:37:32 PM): well george, todays prize is...
TinkTink203 (9:37:42 PM): dun dunnnnnn....
MonKeyLuvr (9:37:47 PM): "gasp"
TinkTink203 (9:37:54 PM): A HOUSE!
TinkTink203 (9:38:00 PM): but....
MonKeyLuvr (9:38:00 PM): NO WAAAAY!!!!!!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:38:03 PM): "cheers"
TinkTink203 (9:38:06 PM): not JUST a house...
MonKeyLuvr (9:38:09 PM): oooo
TinkTink203 (9:38:49 PM): its a cardboard box! Congradulations! *sally* this carboard box house is RIGHT in the back of wallmart! you can just smell that old ham in the dumpster!
MonKeyLuvr (9:38:56 PM): .....
MonKeyLuvr (9:38:58 PM): omg....
MonKeyLuvr (9:39:02 PM): I LUCKED OUT BIG TIME
MonKeyLuvr (9:39:06 PM): WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TinkTink203 (9:39:07 PM): WOOOOOOOOO!
MonKeyLuvr (9:39:14 PM): "crowd cheers"
TinkTink203 (9:39:15 PM): AND!
MonKeyLuvr (9:39:20 PM): and...?
TinkTink203 (9:39:22 PM): NO AIR CONDITIONING!!!! WOOOO!
MonKeyLuvr (9:39:27 PM): AWESOME
MonKeyLuvr (9:39:33 PM): perfect 4 those hot sweaty nights
TinkTink203 (9:39:43 PM): of course!
MonKeyLuvr (9:39:50 PM): wut about cable?
TinkTink203 (9:39:57 PM): bum bummmm....
TinkTink203 (9:40:09 PM): you get....1.5 channels!
TinkTink203 (9:40:17 PM): thats more than the average bear!
MonKeyLuvr (9:40:17 PM): YA- .5?
MonKeyLuvr (9:40:24 PM): i get a whole .5?
TinkTink203 (9:40:28 PM): ik,
MonKeyLuvr (9:40:32 PM): thts more then at my moms house!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:40:50 PM): i just wanna thank..... ME
TinkTink203 (9:41:15 PM): wooo!
MonKeyLuvr (9:41:29 PM): duz it have room 4 pets?
MonKeyLuvr (9:41:37 PM): like my pet cougar benjamen?
TinkTink203 (9:41:54 PM): well, we know how much you luv animals, so we put a pen out in bak!
MonKeyLuvr (9:42:01 PM): AWESOME
TinkTink203 (9:42:11 PM): and dont worry
MonKeyLuvr (9:42:16 PM): benjie and i will luv it there
TinkTink203 (9:42:28 PM): he can drink from the puddles AND root throo the dumpster!
TinkTink203 (9:42:39 PM): what glamour!
MonKeyLuvr (9:42:39 PM): this is 2 awesome 4 words
MonKeyLuvr (9:42:47 PM): i MUST b dreaming!!!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:42:52 PM): "wakes up from slumber"
MonKeyLuvr (9:42:57 PM): AH CORN
TinkTink203 (9:43:00 PM): hey, whats up?
MonKeyLuvr (9:43:14 PM): ....i just won a box 4 me and my pet cougar benjie...
MonKeyLuvr (9:43:17 PM): IT WAS ALL A LIE
TinkTink203 (9:43:22 PM): ...*gasp*
MonKeyLuvr (9:43:22 PM): "whimpers"
TinkTink203 (9:43:35 PM): its ok
MonKeyLuvr (9:43:41 PM): it even had 1.5 channels george
MonKeyLuvr (9:43:42 PM): NOT OK
MonKeyLuvr (9:43:47 PM): and NOOO AC
MonKeyLuvr (9:43:54 PM): how can i live w/o tht???
TinkTink203 (9:43:54 PM): 1.5?!??!?!! THATS NO LAFFING MATTER!
MonKeyLuvr (9:43:57 PM): I KNOOO
MonKeyLuvr (9:44:03 PM): EVERYTHING I KNO IS A LIEEEEE
TinkTink203 (9:44:10 PM): WE'RE GONNA SUE THEIR A***S OFF!
TinkTink203 (9:44:16 PM): HOO R THEY?
MonKeyLuvr (9:44:20 PM): IDK
TinkTink203 (9:44:24 PM): ...oh.
MonKeyLuvr (9:44:28 PM): IT WAS A JUST A DREAM...
MonKeyLuvr (9:44:31 PM): sue my dream!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:44:33 PM): ya thts it
TinkTink203 (9:44:42 PM): OF COURSE
MonKeyLuvr (9:44:47 PM): it only has a baked potatoe 4 a lawyer
TinkTink203 (9:45:12 PM): NOBODY LIES ABOUT GIVING MY FREND 1.5 CHANNELS! THATS MADNESS!
MonKeyLuvr (9:45:23 PM): TOTALLY TUBULAR!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:45:25 PM): o sorry...
MonKeyLuvr (9:45:26 PM): um...
TinkTink203 (9:45:31 PM): oas?
MonKeyLuvr (9:45:34 PM): lets go sure their a**s off!!!!
TinkTink203 (9:45:44 PM): hold on
MonKeyLuvr (9:45:55 PM): i cant
TinkTink203 (9:46:01 PM): i gotta finish making my Chef Boyardee: Bee Ravioli ~ it was supposed to be Beef Ravioli -_-
MonKeyLuvr (9:46:09 PM): bee ravioli?
TinkTink203 (9:46:10 PM): u kno how miportant tht is
MonKeyLuvr (9:46:15 PM): i luv bee ravioli
MonKeyLuvr (9:46:21 PM): its so crunchy
TinkTink203 (9:46:23 PM): o ya
MonKeyLuvr (9:46:27 PM): u can taste the sting
TinkTink203 (9:46:54 PM): this is a momentous occasoin in my life
MonKeyLuvr (9:47:01 PM): save it
TinkTink203 (9:47:12 PM): U BET I WILL!
MonKeyLuvr (9:47:17 PM): U BET U WILL
TinkTink203 (9:47:19 PM): ill copy n paste in a document
MonKeyLuvr (9:47:20 PM): wait...
TinkTink203 (9:47:25 PM): congratulations...
TinkTink203 (9:47:38 PM): we mde a convorsation good enuff 4 a document
MonKeyLuvr (9:47:49 PM): i BETTER not b dreaming
TinkTink203 (9:47:55 PM): now, you have three options...
MonKeyLuvr (9:48:00 PM): ok... im ready
TinkTink203 (9:48:00 PM): the money, the car, or the....
TinkTink203 (9:48:03 PM): MYSTER DOOR
MonKeyLuvr (9:48:08 PM): o god!!!!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:48:11 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TinkTink203 (9:48:22 PM): ...wuzzuh?
MonKeyLuvr (9:48:22 PM): i guess i'll go w/......
MonKeyLuvr (9:48:26 PM): THE MYSTERY DOOR
MonKeyLuvr (9:48:28 PM): woooo
TinkTink203 (9:48:31 PM): WOOOO!
MonKeyLuvr (9:48:37 PM): sally?
TinkTink203 (9:48:44 PM): Alright, sally, the unvailing of the door, puh-LEASE!
MonKeyLuvr (9:48:53 PM): plz.. plz... plzzzzz.....
TinkTink203 (9:48:57 PM): its...
TinkTink203 (9:49:03 PM): a cardboard box!
MonKeyLuvr (9:49:10 PM): YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:49:18 PM): wait, duz it come w/ AC?
TinkTink203 (9:49:33 PM): Congradulations! *sally* this carboard box house is RIGHT in the back of wallmart! you can just smell that old ham in the dumpster!
TinkTink203 (9:49:38 PM): NO!
TinkTink203 (9:49:40 PM): WOOOOO!
MonKeyLuvr (9:49:41 PM): AWESOME
TinkTink203 (9:49:47 PM): and a pen!
MonKeyLuvr (9:49:47 PM): I CANT BELIEVE IT~!!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:49:49 PM): cable?
TinkTink203 (9:50:03 PM): no! only 1.5 channles!
MonKeyLuvr (9:50:17 PM): ITS A DREAM COME TRUE!!! literally
TinkTink203 (9:50:23 PM): but, call the number on ur screen and we'll throw in a NOTHER .2 channels!
TinkTink203 (9:50:38 PM): 1-800-HOTHOGS
MonKeyLuvr (9:50:41 PM): wait, im here on the game show... theres no # on my screen!!!!!!!!!!!!
TinkTink203 (9:50:49 PM): o is there?
MonKeyLuvr (9:50:51 PM): omg it fits...
TinkTink203 (9:51:00 PM): ya becuz its a number
MonKeyLuvr (9:51:07 PM): whos?
TinkTink203 (9:51:18 PM): ...idk
TinkTink203 (9:51:25 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (9:51:34 PM): WAIT!
TinkTink203 (9:51:42 PM): the man just phoned in...
MonKeyLuvr (9:51:46 PM): 1-800-468-4647
TinkTink203 (9:51:52 PM): if you pick deal...
TinkTink203 (9:52:02 PM): you'll get a whole bunch of unpaid bills!
TinkTink203 (9:52:13 PM): *crowed cheers* deal! deal!
MonKeyLuvr (9:52:23 PM): umm... deal, or no deal....
TinkTink203 (9:52:24 PM): wats the number u put on my screen?
MonKeyLuvr (9:52:36 PM): idk
MonKeyLuvr (9:52:44 PM): 468-4647
TinkTink203 (9:52:44 PM): o nvm
TinkTink203 (9:52:50 PM): it spells hothogs
MonKeyLuvr (9:52:51 PM): hothogs
MonKeyLuvr (9:52:53 PM): yup
TinkTink203 (9:52:58 PM): ANYwayz
MonKeyLuvr (9:53:06 PM): ill hafta go w/.........
MonKeyLuvr (9:53:07 PM): DEAL
TinkTink203 (9:53:13 PM): wOOOOO!
TinkTink203 (9:53:24 PM): lets check what ws in the case!
TinkTink203 (9:53:39 PM): *drum role please* sally, tell janelle what was in that case1
TinkTink203 (9:54:23 PM): U CULDA WON..... .000000000001 MORE CHANNELS!!!!!!!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:54:34 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! how culd i pass up tht deal!???!
TinkTink203 (9:54:36 PM): ohhh, too bad
MonKeyLuvr (9:54:43 PM): im so sorry howie
TinkTink203 (9:54:49 PM): its ok, becuase u called the number on our screen!
MonKeyLuvr (9:54:56 PM): YESSSS
MonKeyLuvr (9:54:59 PM): now i get both
TinkTink203 (9:55:06 PM): u get 1.7 channels now!
MonKeyLuvr (9:55:19 PM): THTS .2 MORE THEN I HAD B4!!!!!!!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:55:25 PM): sweet
TinkTink203 (9:55:26 PM): YAAAAAAAAAY!
MonKeyLuvr (9:55:42 PM): well george, as much fun as this day has been, i hafta go wake up now
TinkTink203 (9:55:45 PM): jerry, u just won a lot of stuff, what r u gonna do now
MonKeyLuvr (9:55:48 PM): "poofs out of dream"
TinkTink203 (9:55:53 PM): hi
TinkTink203 (9:55:56 PM): whats up
MonKeyLuvr (9:55:57 PM): .......
MonKeyLuvr (9:56:02 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TinkTink203 (9:56:08 PM): um...
MonKeyLuvr (9:56:12 PM): Y DUZ THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN 2 ME!??!???!??!?!??
TinkTink203 (9:56:18 PM): duh...
MonKeyLuvr (9:56:20 PM): ah, corn
TinkTink203 (9:56:23 PM): wuzzuh?
MonKeyLuvr (9:56:30 PM): u kno wut? 4get it!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:56:34 PM): im going 2 bed!
MonKeyLuvr (9:56:41 PM): gn, cya tomorro!!!!!!!
TinkTink203 (9:56:45 PM): ok
TinkTink203 (9:56:53 PM): P.S. if u have the dream...
TinkTink203 (9:57:01 PM): PICK THE MYSTERY DOOR
MonKeyLuvr (9:57:06 PM): .....
MonKeyLuvr (9:57:12 PM): idk if i can do tht....
TinkTink203 (9:57:13 PM): or the car
MonKeyLuvr (9:57:20 PM): ill pick the door goegre ~ i dont know if she was tryin to say george ro gregory...
TinkTink203 (9:57:21 PM): u can live in the car
MonKeyLuvr (9:57:24 PM): george* ~ oh, haha. Nevermind >.<
TinkTink203 (9:57:27 PM): mmkay
TinkTink203 (9:57:29 PM): sally...
MonKeyLuvr (9:57:30 PM): well, wish me luck
TinkTink203 (9:57:40 PM): sally wishes u luck 2
MonKeyLuvr (9:57:45 PM): ty sally
MonKeyLuvr (9:57:51 PM): I LUV U ALL GOOD NIGHT!!
TinkTink203 (9:57:54 PM): good night, sleep tight, buit not 2 tight or ull suffocate
MonKeyLuvr (9:57:58 PM): .......
MonKeyLuvr (9:58:03 PM): thnx 4 the tip
TinkTink203 (9:58:08 PM): =D
MonKeyLuvr (9:58:09 PM): ttyast ~ just in case ~ ttyast= talk to you at school tomorrow
TinkTink203 (9:58:14 PM): mmkay
TinkTink203 (9:58:20 PM): see u iaw
MonKeyLuvr (9:58:27 PM): u betcha
TinkTink203 (9:58:33 PM): =D BYE!
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Can you believe that was ALL unplanned?
Anyway, if you have a good idea for a Jeorge story, you can run it by my in the CBox, located right to your right ^_^
O_o Bye!