And a happy new year (or Chinese New Year). I'm surprised to say that i may not get any more J Stories until after Christmas. I have to make and send some more, but i don't know how much time i'll have seeing as its the holidays and holidays is about family. So this, or tomorrow, will be my last post until after Christmas. I may just post another J Story before we all get a break for the holidays. This has been Jeorge, saying, Merry Christmas or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day (for Canada), Eld al-Adha, etc.
etc.
and etc.
Friday, December 21, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
Aw, Shootsickle
Don't ask about the 'shootsickle'. Anyway, i totally and comepletely forgot to post the Antelope Girl IM (See second post; second from the bottom) so i spose i better post that in. Ladies and Gentlemen (and i use that term loosely...lol) i present to you, the Antelope Girl IM!:
Tink203 (3:39:42 PM): pssst
Tink203 (3:39:46 PM): ...
Tink203 (3:42:55 PM): …
Tink203 (3:44:02 PM): ...HEY GENIUS, IT WOULD HELP IF YOU WOULD ANSWER ME BACK!!!!!
Tink203 (3:44:55 PM): SEE THE THING WITH THE BUTTONS THAT HAS LETTERS ON IT?!! ITS CALLED A KEYBOARD!!! LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN: A KEYBOARD!!!!
Tink203 (3:45:30 PM): YOU USE IT TO TYPE WORDS!!!!! YOU SEE: WORDS!!!! AND THEN, DO YOU SEE THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "SEND"?!??! CLICK IT!!!!!!
Tink203 (3:46:07 PM): omfg...
Tink203 (3:46:16 PM): haleigh ur such a potato
Tink203 (3:46:23 PM): no, more like bread
Tink203 (3:46:32 PM): well idk, whcih ones dumber...
Tink203 (3:46:44 PM): no, you kno what, ur an antelope
Tink203 (3:46:49 PM): thats right
Tink203 (3:47:17 PM): antelope girl
Tink203 (3:47:44 PM): francing and prancing in ur little antelope self TinkTink203 (3:48:50 PM): grrrr
Tink203 (3:49:03 PM): one day, ur gonna get attacked by another antelope
Tink203 (3:49:18 PM): and another...
Tink203 (3:49:21 PM): and another...
Tink203 (3:49:26 PM): AND ANOTHER!
Tink203 (3:50:46 PM): and soon, so many antelopes will attack you that you have nothing more to do than go france and prance somewhere else!!!
Tink203 (3:50:56 PM): ...
Tink203 (3:51:03 PM): i hope ur mother hears ur an antelope
Tink203 (3:51:08 PM): cuz u kno what
Tink203 (3:51:16 PM): its true
Tink203 (3:51:34 PM): and then shell dump you on the street; face it, no one likes antelopes
Tink203 (3:51:49 PM): ha
Tink203 (3:51:55 PM): antelope girl
Tink203 (3:52:14 PM): oh wait, i kno y u cant type
Tink203 (3:52:24 PM): CUZ UR AN ANTELOPE! HA!HAHA! HA!
Tink203 (3:52:47 PM): You and ur stupid antelope hooves cant type on the keyboard, can they?!?
Tink203 (3:52:55 PM): NOOO!
Tink203 (3:53:01 PM): AND U WANNA KNOW WHY??!!
Tink203 (3:53:07 PM): CUZ UR AN ANTELOPE!!!!
Tink203 (3:54:08 PM): THAT MADE NO SENSE, BUT IT DOESNT HAVE TO CUZ IM TALKIN TO AN ANTELOPE!!!!!!
Tink203 (3:54:22 PM): AN ANTELOPE!!!!
Tink203 (3:55:46 PM): youll get catched by the "Antelope Catcher Force 4" and put in the zoo, where you'll have to rot in shame while 4 year olds throw peanuts and other micellanious items at u
Tink203 (3:56:00 PM): wow
Tink203 (3:56:10 PM): wouldnt u rather be bread now?
Tink203 (3:56:13 PM): HA!
Tink203 (3:56:15 PM): too late!
Tink203 (3:56:19 PM): ur an antelope!
Tink203 (3:56:31 PM): and there's nuthin u can do about it!!!
Tink203 (3:56:36 PM): you could rub a lamp...
Tink203 (3:56:47 PM): BUT U CANT RUB LAMPS WITH HOOVES!!!!!HAAAA!
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Tink203 (3:39:42 PM): pssst
Tink203 (3:39:46 PM): ...
Tink203 (3:42:55 PM): …
Tink203 (3:44:02 PM): ...HEY GENIUS, IT WOULD HELP IF YOU WOULD ANSWER ME BACK!!!!!
Tink203 (3:44:55 PM): SEE THE THING WITH THE BUTTONS THAT HAS LETTERS ON IT?!! ITS CALLED A KEYBOARD!!! LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN: A KEYBOARD!!!!
Tink203 (3:45:30 PM): YOU USE IT TO TYPE WORDS!!!!! YOU SEE: WORDS!!!! AND THEN, DO YOU SEE THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "SEND"?!??! CLICK IT!!!!!!
Tink203 (3:46:07 PM): omfg...
Tink203 (3:46:16 PM): haleigh ur such a potato
Tink203 (3:46:23 PM): no, more like bread
Tink203 (3:46:32 PM): well idk, whcih ones dumber...
Tink203 (3:46:44 PM): no, you kno what, ur an antelope
Tink203 (3:46:49 PM): thats right
Tink203 (3:47:17 PM): antelope girl
Tink203 (3:47:44 PM): francing and prancing in ur little antelope self TinkTink203 (3:48:50 PM): grrrr
Tink203 (3:49:03 PM): one day, ur gonna get attacked by another antelope
Tink203 (3:49:18 PM): and another...
Tink203 (3:49:21 PM): and another...
Tink203 (3:49:26 PM): AND ANOTHER!
Tink203 (3:50:46 PM): and soon, so many antelopes will attack you that you have nothing more to do than go france and prance somewhere else!!!
Tink203 (3:50:56 PM): ...
Tink203 (3:51:03 PM): i hope ur mother hears ur an antelope
Tink203 (3:51:08 PM): cuz u kno what
Tink203 (3:51:16 PM): its true
Tink203 (3:51:34 PM): and then shell dump you on the street; face it, no one likes antelopes
Tink203 (3:51:49 PM): ha
Tink203 (3:51:55 PM): antelope girl
Tink203 (3:52:14 PM): oh wait, i kno y u cant type
Tink203 (3:52:24 PM): CUZ UR AN ANTELOPE! HA!HAHA! HA!
Tink203 (3:52:47 PM): You and ur stupid antelope hooves cant type on the keyboard, can they?!?
Tink203 (3:52:55 PM): NOOO!
Tink203 (3:53:01 PM): AND U WANNA KNOW WHY??!!
Tink203 (3:53:07 PM): CUZ UR AN ANTELOPE!!!!
Tink203 (3:54:08 PM): THAT MADE NO SENSE, BUT IT DOESNT HAVE TO CUZ IM TALKIN TO AN ANTELOPE!!!!!!
Tink203 (3:54:22 PM): AN ANTELOPE!!!!
Tink203 (3:55:46 PM): youll get catched by the "Antelope Catcher Force 4" and put in the zoo, where you'll have to rot in shame while 4 year olds throw peanuts and other micellanious items at u
Tink203 (3:56:00 PM): wow
Tink203 (3:56:10 PM): wouldnt u rather be bread now?
Tink203 (3:56:13 PM): HA!
Tink203 (3:56:15 PM): too late!
Tink203 (3:56:19 PM): ur an antelope!
Tink203 (3:56:31 PM): and there's nuthin u can do about it!!!
Tink203 (3:56:36 PM): you could rub a lamp...
Tink203 (3:56:47 PM): BUT U CANT RUB LAMPS WITH HOOVES!!!!!HAAAA!
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Jeorge Story 1
Alright, here it is: The first ever Jeorge Story!
Cheers!
I hate Higgly Town Heros. NO, I'm serious. This e-mail is all about how i hate Higgly Town and every bobbly person in it:Okay, they're having a great time (this morning they were looking for some stupid bird) and then they get stuck and Twinkle shares her really idiotic idea about some faries or white magical bunnies (I really hate her).Now see, this is usually the part where Fran tells some lame pun about Twinkles idea, then Twikles is all like, "Aw, Pickles." And then Ubee says "We need the help of someone special." and then they sing the little song, then all of a sudden some Higgly Town Hero shows up UNANNOUNCED with blue fireworks in the backround. I mean really. What are the chances of a higgly person ACTUALLY showing up and have some lame tune already rehersed and ready to be sung. I mean if i started singing the higgly song in public when my nail broke, who would come?
"Someone special who could it be"
"This jobs to big for you and me" (honestly, EVERY job is too big for them)
"We need some help"
"But never fear-o" (LOOK IT UP! It's not a word. If a little kid is hiding under the bed during a thunderstorm and you ask them why, they arnt gonna say "Im full of fear-o)
"It looks like a job"
"For a Higgly Town Hero"
And when they get scared they all jump into Ubee's (YOO-bee) little body. ((omfg please don't even ask why they named him that; there must be somebody pyschotic working there, i mean really. "this is my son, Charlie." "Oh yeah, this is MY son Ubee!" honestly, Ubee's gonna be that guy that ends up on the couch all day)). I mean honest, doesnt Ubee weigh a lot already (erm...no offense)?! And does he give PERMISSION to use his stomach?! I mean when your dog is scared, do you swollow him/her whole and wait for whatevers frightening him/her to leave?! NO! THEY CAN ALL GO ROT IN A SACK!Im sorry, I'm just made at Ubee, he gambled with me on Thursday and owes me 70 bucks. Anyway, the point is, If you EVER go to Higgly Town, don't ever start singing that song, unless you're crazy and psychotic as everyone else in that town (Their bodies are cut in half!!!)
2 More things to add:
1. Why does stupid Wayne (no offense to anywone out there named Wayne) have to like toast so much?!
2. If you really think about it, when you really look at it, the show is actually really disturbing and should not air for little childeren.
This Jeorge Story is property of me, any copying of this story will result in me taking the whooping stick to your skull. If you are going to post this on another blog, please give credit to the following website: tinktink203.blogspot.com
Cheers!
I hate Higgly Town Heros. NO, I'm serious. This e-mail is all about how i hate Higgly Town and every bobbly person in it:Okay, they're having a great time (this morning they were looking for some stupid bird) and then they get stuck and Twinkle shares her really idiotic idea about some faries or white magical bunnies (I really hate her).Now see, this is usually the part where Fran tells some lame pun about Twinkles idea, then Twikles is all like, "Aw, Pickles." And then Ubee says "We need the help of someone special." and then they sing the little song, then all of a sudden some Higgly Town Hero shows up UNANNOUNCED with blue fireworks in the backround. I mean really. What are the chances of a higgly person ACTUALLY showing up and have some lame tune already rehersed and ready to be sung. I mean if i started singing the higgly song in public when my nail broke, who would come?
"Someone special who could it be"
"This jobs to big for you and me" (honestly, EVERY job is too big for them)
"We need some help"
"But never fear-o" (LOOK IT UP! It's not a word. If a little kid is hiding under the bed during a thunderstorm and you ask them why, they arnt gonna say "Im full of fear-o)
"It looks like a job"
"For a Higgly Town Hero"
And when they get scared they all jump into Ubee's (YOO-bee) little body. ((omfg please don't even ask why they named him that; there must be somebody pyschotic working there, i mean really. "this is my son, Charlie." "Oh yeah, this is MY son Ubee!" honestly, Ubee's gonna be that guy that ends up on the couch all day)). I mean honest, doesnt Ubee weigh a lot already (erm...no offense)?! And does he give PERMISSION to use his stomach?! I mean when your dog is scared, do you swollow him/her whole and wait for whatevers frightening him/her to leave?! NO! THEY CAN ALL GO ROT IN A SACK!Im sorry, I'm just made at Ubee, he gambled with me on Thursday and owes me 70 bucks. Anyway, the point is, If you EVER go to Higgly Town, don't ever start singing that song, unless you're crazy and psychotic as everyone else in that town (Their bodies are cut in half!!!)
2 More things to add:
1. Why does stupid Wayne (no offense to anywone out there named Wayne) have to like toast so much?!
2. If you really think about it, when you really look at it, the show is actually really disturbing and should not air for little childeren.
This Jeorge Story is property of me, any copying of this story will result in me taking the whooping stick to your skull. If you are going to post this on another blog, please give credit to the following website: tinktink203.blogspot.com
Saturday, December 15, 2007
A Post Before Bed
*Yawn* its late. I'm going to try to get Jeorge Story 1 on here tomorrow...so the randomness starts tomorrow i hope you all get a good nights rest...unless its already morning. aw crap, ive just confused myself. I guess that since this is a blog i should tell you who my friends are:
Jerry.
My partner in crime, the hostess with the mostess, and...yeah. She's pretty much the only suscriber to the Jeorge Storiez. She thinks their funny. But yet on the other hand, she thinks everything is funny.
Dani
She doesn't really have a nickname, unless you count the danster (plz don't ask). She's pretty awesome too, maybe not my partner in crime (of course we did steal snacks from other kids in fourth grade) but she pretty much liked me even before Jerry did.
Hailster, PYM, Antelope Girl Haleigh
Wow. I think everyday when she wakes up she sniffs Sharpies. Honestly. Her nicknames:
Hailster- (again don't ask. yes it associates with danster) pretty much got a nickname on her own
PYM- On her birthday we were sitting in her living room and talking, and she walked out of the room. We talked about her a bit, and then i said "shes kinda like poultry meat" (talk about random). Jerry came up with the name: PoultrY Meat. PYM.
Antelope Girl- Alright, i promised no inside jokes. It's an IM which i have saved. I'll show it to you guys in the next post
TREE- gosh. Tree. Just the name alone says it all: She is TALL!
Well, to keep this post from becoming a novel, i better wrap it up.
Bye.
P.S. this wasnt really 8:30 when i wrote this--much later. MUUUCH later.
Jerry.
My partner in crime, the hostess with the mostess, and...yeah. She's pretty much the only suscriber to the Jeorge Storiez. She thinks their funny. But yet on the other hand, she thinks everything is funny.
Dani
She doesn't really have a nickname, unless you count the danster (plz don't ask). She's pretty awesome too, maybe not my partner in crime (of course we did steal snacks from other kids in fourth grade) but she pretty much liked me even before Jerry did.
Hailster, PYM, Antelope Girl Haleigh
Wow. I think everyday when she wakes up she sniffs Sharpies. Honestly. Her nicknames:
Hailster- (again don't ask. yes it associates with danster) pretty much got a nickname on her own
PYM- On her birthday we were sitting in her living room and talking, and she walked out of the room. We talked about her a bit, and then i said "shes kinda like poultry meat" (talk about random). Jerry came up with the name: PoultrY Meat. PYM.
Antelope Girl- Alright, i promised no inside jokes. It's an IM which i have saved. I'll show it to you guys in the next post
TREE- gosh. Tree. Just the name alone says it all: She is TALL!
Well, to keep this post from becoming a novel, i better wrap it up.
Bye.
P.S. this wasnt really 8:30 when i wrote this--much later. MUUUCH later.
Jeorge Storyz....zzzzz
There's this e-mail that i send to all my friends called a Jeorge Story. It contains no inside jokes, no grossness, and no swearing (unless otherwise entitiled...w/e that means) and contains a bunch of randomness for your reading pleasure. A Jeorge story maybe about anything...as long as it superly funny. It not, well then too bad. For any of you who wants to read these so called "funny Jeorge Stories" then you've come to the right blog. Or maybe you think you have and you're just lost. anyhoo, I'll post all the Jeorge Stories...starting with week one.
Have fun.
Have fun.
Hooray!
On this new blog you will hear the randomness and wise words of a girl named George (that's me). To start off my post, I have one wish and one wish alone...
MY FRIENDS BETTER LOOK AT THIS SITE!
Now that i have that out of my system it's time to get down to the real business here: what is my sole purpose on this blog.
Well it's simple really: to be random and fun as i should be. And what better place to do it is on the internet, hmmm? You'll see all the latest George stories (random e-mails i send to my friends) and the newest stories I'm reading and currently writing (I'm a big writer finatic).
Let my new blog...
...
...
BEGIN!
MY FRIENDS BETTER LOOK AT THIS SITE!
Now that i have that out of my system it's time to get down to the real business here: what is my sole purpose on this blog.
Well it's simple really: to be random and fun as i should be. And what better place to do it is on the internet, hmmm? You'll see all the latest George stories (random e-mails i send to my friends) and the newest stories I'm reading and currently writing (I'm a big writer finatic).
Let my new blog...
...
...
BEGIN!
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