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50th Post!!!! W00t W00t W00t W00t!

That's right, all. POST NUMBER FIFTY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've struggled through these first 50th posts. Trying to get readers, getting comments...Well, I just wanna say *sniff* that I'm glad *wipes tear* that you guys are here! *sobs* I love you guys!
I hope these next 50 posts (if i make it! ^_^) are even better yet =D

So, screw this emotional crap. Time for the 50th post! (Rgiht after this message):
Mango, Jerry, I dedicate this post and my bad-ass glittery text to you. Thanks, my buddies ^_^.

It's a story that Mango and I came up with when I had Writer's Block. It's a little something called:

THE ADVENTURES OF STEVE THE WAFFLE!
Not really perfected, but i hope you guys like it ^_^


The Adventures of Steve the Waffle
By Tink and Mango
In the vast Bacon Kingdom lies a town. This town is an ordinary town; located right in the middle of the Kingdom. This town is called Hashbrownsville.

Meet Steve. By day, an ordinary waffle. By night…

Kitten the SuperWaffle!

…But where there is a SuperWaffle Superhero…

There is a SuperPancake Villan.

And that SuperPancake Villan is known as Charles. Or as people like to call him…Mr. Yum Yums. With his evil sidekick, Tator Tot Joe, together they attempt to take over the Bacon Kingdom.

It was a peaceful day in the Kingdom of Bacon. The yolk was shining, the bacon bits were chirping…another beautiful day.

Kitten the SuperWaffle (he goes by his undercover name…Steve) was walking down the wafer streets when he hears a desperate cry for help. Darting his eyes left and right, he proceeds to an ally, where he transforms into…

“It’s Kitten, The SuperWaffle!” shouted a lobster. He bounced into the air and flew, his ears picking up any signs of danger. Hearing the cry again, he swooped down to find none other than…Sally the Squash, fighting for dear life to get her purse back from none other than--
“Tater Tot Joe.” said Kitten menacingly. “We meet again. Where is your master?” Joe laughed cruelly and spat. “Foolish Waffle. By the power of my Tater tot-ness, I shall defeat you. You are no match for my kung-fu potato goodness!”
“That’s where you’re wrong, bub!”exclaimed Kitten. Racing at the speed of light, dodging trashcans and other obstacles, he punches Tater Tot Joe in his weak spot -- his warm potato-y center. He tries to throw another punch when Mr. Yum Yums swoops in.
“Mr. Yum Yums! Or should I say…Charles!” gasps Kitten.
“That’s right.” sneered Mr. Yum Yums. “And even though you are my half twin brother, you’re going down. You’re no match for the steamy goodness of my pancake delight!” he said, walking closer and closer toward Kitten. He was taken aback with Mr. Yum Yum’s power.
“Waffle...powers…activate.” gasped Kitten. And with his strength returning, he punches Mr. Yum Yums in his flavorful eye. Mr. Yum Yums yelled in agony and threw punch wildly, hitting Kitten twice, but mostly missing my inches.
“Beet vision, activate!” he yelled, his eyes glowing red. Before Mr. Yum Yums had a chance to counteract, a thousand red and white beets were flung at him.
Mr. Yum Yums lay there in a heap under hundreds of beats.
“Victory is--” started Kitten, but was interrupted when Mr. Yum Yums said, “Not so fast, Kitten the SuperWaffle.” he got up from the pile of beets, with a look of pure hated painted across his face. “Prepare to taste the power…the power of what, you may ask? Prepare to taste the power…of MILK!!!”
“NO!” exclaimed Kitten “I’m allergic to--” milk poured into his mouth before he could finish his sentence. The cold white substance made him gag. Drenched in milk and on the ground, he raised a hand and said, “Pudding power…activate.”
Our hero lay there, motionless, unconscious from the milk he had consumed.
“Bwahaha! Looks like I, Mr. Yum Yums, has finally--”
The ground started to shake violently.
“Master, w-what is that?” asked Tater Tot Joe.
All of a sudden, a wave of delicious chocolate pudding swept the alley, sweeping Mr. Yum Yums and Tater Tot Joe away.
“I’ll get you someday, Kitten the SuperWaffle!” yelled Mr. Yum Yums in the distance. His voice echoed through the alley.

“Kitten…Kitten! Wake up!” said a sweet voice beside him. He awoke to find none other than Sally the Squash by his side.
“Sally…did I win?” asked Kitten.
“Yes! A wave of pudding swept them clean out of the alley!”
“Good.” said Kitten, taking a stand. “And by the power of Kitten the SuperWaffle, I declare this mission to be OVER!”
And then the town returned to normal. Except it was all covered in pudding. But pudding is good, so that’s okay.
The End!!!


Thanks guys. For a great 50 posts ^_^
Heres hoping for 50 more.
Cheers! ^_^

Video Game...Spoof

*DISCLAIMER ~ If you like Luigi's Mansion, do NOT praise about him in the comments! I like the game too. Just having some fun*
~~..::***WARNING!!!!***::..~~ You are about to read this Jeorge Story. Due to some foul language, I would like to ask any veiwers under 13 years of age NOT read this Jeorge Story Post. If you DO continue down, you are saying that you CAN handle the language, so what you may read below the warning sign is not my responsibility. Do be aware, however, that I did not post anything racist, obscene, nudest, or sexually based. Thank you.



~~~~~If you are under 13 years of age, and you are going to keep reading, I am no longer responsible beyond this point~~~~~

Haha, yeah. I found this kool new website called Uncyclopedia. It's where they...well, it's like Wikipedia. Except, different. Funnier. Well, i was just looking up Animal Crossing: Wild World Cheats, so when i stumbled upon this site, i thought it was HILARIOUS. So, i started looking up other stuff on there. TV shows, books...then i typed in Luigi's Mansion. They don't even have an article on that! So, today, I'm going to write my own (I've played this game 18 times...XP).
And now, fellow Jeorge Story veiwers, I present to you my 49th post:

Luigi's Mansion Spoof*
* This post was based off of the article of ACWW. But it's still a JOSOA.
~.:*JOSOA*:.~
LUIGI'S MANSION:
This video game was based off an Italian guy who's brother gets captured in a haunted mansion. It was made by Donkey Kong. He made it because he annoyed Mario so much, but never Luigi. Way to go, Donkey Kong! =D
The gay brother of Mario, Luigi, gets a phone call from Curious George, telling Luigi he has won some bad-ass mansion. A mansion he didn't even enter to win. Luigi, being the stupid, ignorant, bafoon he is, decides to go. After all, it doesn't seem suspicious! So he calls his bro Mario and he's like "Dood, FTW, i jst wun a freekin sweete manshun. I dun have no map or anythin, but come on ova." and so, Mario leaves (that stupid...nevermind.). Mario somehow manages to get there before Luigi (probably because Luigi is so freaken slow) and gets captured by a ghost. How that happens, i do not know -_-.

OBJECTIVE:
To get Mario back, stupid! As we all know, Luigi can't stand to live without his dear precious Mario. Even though with Mario gone, Luigi can corrupt the whole Mario corporation and have Princess Peach to himself, thus leaving thousands of gamers upset and confused. Yeah. Don't think about that. Go save your brother. Smart one. *rolls eyes*

YOUR CHARACTER:
A gay, probably 45-year old Italian guy who wears the same green clothes all the time. He'd rather put on a dress (as seen in the wardrobe room) but he doesn't want to feel like a girl. Even though he is. He has a big freaken nose that bounces with him when he waddles around the mansion. And a moustache, which when his is standing and bobbing up and down, sways peacefully. He is armed with a Kirby vaccuum cleaner. He also hates dust.

STARTING OUT:
Well, Luigi is following this VERY complex map while walking through a dead forest during a dark and stormy night. Actually, it's not exactly stormy. There's just lightening. Which kinda sucks. There are also birds that squak, which scare him out of his li'l granny panties. then he realizes the mansion is haunted. he gets scared, but goes up the steps anyway, even though there's a graveyard on the front lawn, and one of the lights is turned on even though the mansion is his. He slowly goes in and shines his flashlight. "Hallo?" he calls out. No answer. Duh. He goes in. That may just be his smartest move all night. He finds himself face to face with a door with a bunch of thorns on it. It's pulsing. But yet, that doesn't get Luigi scared. And birds do? Luigi, you have issues. Then, he goes upstairs and shakes the doorknob. He hears laughing. Could it be? Mario?? *eyes sparkle with joy* he rushes downstairs to find a ghost with a key! Luigi is terrified!(no surprise there.) And so, the adventure begins. Great. *rolls eyes again*

CHARACTERS
There are a bunch of Characters in Luigi's Mansion. Here they are!

Mario (haha, i put him in front of Luigi): He's the red guy, the one who gets captured. And, THANKS TO HIM, we have to go on a whole wild goose chase. not literally though. He leaves clues all over the mansion, so the bad-ass ugly fortune teller can tell Luigi where Mario is. She doesn't tell him, though, after all the clues, so he beats her mercelissly with his vaccuum cleaner. He leaves his hat (which has just been laundered recently!), his glove (Luigi sniffs it), his shoe (Luigi sniffs that too), his star (Luigi finds it on the moon O_o), and a letter ("Luigi beware of boos!" Like he doesn't know this already X/).

Luigi: He's the 45 year old Italian i was talking about. He must rescue Mario. Thanks Luigi, thanks. How is it that you wound yourself up in this?! Mario doesn't need you! He hasen't needed you in over 20 video games! so NOW you wanna be a brother?! Great Luigi, that's just GREAT.

Professor E. Gadd: His street name is PEG. He has a freaken sweet hairdoo. He's the one that gives Luigi the vaccuum cleaner. You see folks, E. Gadd (I'm sorry...PEG) is a ghost hunter. I don't know how, but once he captures the ghosts, he puts them in a painting. you heard me: THE GHOSTS ARE PUT INTO A PAINTING. well, thanks to those goddamn boos, all the ghosts escape. Guess who has to put them all back? Yeah. Idiot Luigi. Doesn't PEG know anything?

Toad: He's the sweet-awesome mushroom guy. He's the only person that can save the game. you usually find him crying because he's either: Lost, sad that Mario is gone, afraid that Peach is going to beat him with a toaster if he doesn't return with Mario, saw a bad image of Mario in a painting, or dropped something REALLY important in the toilet. Guess who has to fish it out of there? Good ol' Luigi.

Peach: She's the Princess who sent Toad after Mario. Stupid Peach. Mario rescues you EVERY SINGLE TIME you get yourself kidnapped, and all you can do for Mario is just send a crying Toad?!? And the only way you can get Toad over there is if you threaten him! You dumb bitch. No wonder no one likes you.

Donkey Kong: He's the one who gets all the credit. If he haden't driven Mario into complete insanity for throwing barrels at him, Mario would've NEVER gone into that mansion! especially since HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A FREAKING MAP!

Bowser: More on him later. You heard me. LATER!

King Boo: Him too.

THE GHOSTS:

Also known as the Gallery Ghosts. Here they are: (to veiw these ghosts pictures,

Neville (The Bookish Father): No, not the loveable geek in the Harry Potter series. Neville, the first gallery ghost! He looks like Eliza's dad in Eliza Thornberry, a cartoon on Nickelodeon. Seriously. He just sits there in a library, reading. Because that's the funnest thing he can think of when being dead. When he yawns, you have to suck him up with a vaccuum cleaner. I know. None of this is making sense. -_- stupid Neville. Making things compicated.

Lydia (The Mirror Gazing Mother): When Luigi comes into her room, she doesn't notice him. When he opens the curtain, letting in breeze, she doesn't notice him. "Oh dear, what a terrible draft." is all she says. She sits there, just brushing her hair. It would be fun to crack the mirror and see what she says XD

Chauncey (The Spoiled Baby): Damn, is this baby a pain in the ass. He makes you really tiny and throws horses and cloth balls at you. then he bodyslams you and laughs really dementedly. He has kool hair though. Kudos, Chauncey!

Then the thorny, weird pulsing door opens. Hoo-rah!

The Floating Whirlindas (The Dancing Couple): All they do is waltz. Waltz. Waltz. Waltz. They suck. Seriously. There's not much to say about them, seeing as how they're losers. so, on to the next ghost.

Shivers (The Wandering Butler): More like the Pervy Butler. He's like 75 years old and he paces outside of a 29-year-old girl pianist named Melody. I know. Not only that, but he's a stalker. And a backstabber. And psychopathic when it comes to fire. Which is odd, considering the fact that HE'S HOLDING A FREAKING CANDELSTICK.

And of course, we have Melody Pianissima: Do you NOT notice a name thing here? Besides the fact that they all stuck. Well, Luigi goes in there, and starts to play an instrument to the song of, you guessed it, the Mario Bros. Theme. Then she comes in, and she's like "Z0mg, pl0x, U gottza like heer meh songs. Oh, nd 1'm l1ke, a BIG videeoh game freek." so she plays a tune to, that's right, a Mario Bros. Game. If he got the answer right, he gets attacked my music sheets. If not, she totally spazzes and flees. Nice one, Luigi. You're an expert on the ladies -_-. I hope you get a papercut from those music sheets.

Mr. Luggs (The Glutton): Before he enters the room, and Luigi's struttin' down the hall, you hear like this noise that sounds like a saw on wood. That's Mr. Luggs -_-. You go in, slip on a stupid freaking banana peel, and Mr. Luggs is eating none other than see-through cake. Mmm, appetizing. So, when he runs out of cake, he pounds his fork and spoon on the table, and ghosts come and bring him more. You kick those ghosties asses, suck up the cake wit your state-of-the-art Kirby vaccuum cleaner, and eventually he barfs fireballs at you. But i think he has cancer cause then he tires out after throwing up so much. *Sigh* Goddamn that fire-ball burping glutton.

Spooky (The Hungry Dog): Ah, ze finest dog on ze market, a crrross ov a peetbull and a sabertoothed tigear.

Errr, sorry. I got bored =/. I hate this dog. Hate him, hate him, hate him. He chomps on Luigi's leg, until some undead skeloton says "BAD DOG!" and starts throwing bones at you. -_- GREAT mansion, Luigi. Really.

Bogmire (The Cemetary Ghost): Why they called him Bogmire, i do not know. Well, the sky goes from "gross stormy black yuckiness" to "zomg theres black yuckiness with colors around.". I don't know why it turns that way, i think Nintendo is telling us that Luigi is on some kind of medication O_o. Then the cemetary turns into this pitty Arena of Cemetary Death. Gaaah. Luigi, how many fingers am i holding up?

Biff Atlas (The Bodybuilder): Wow. Biff. Imagine having a name like that *though bubble appears over head*

"Hey, Biff, my MAN!"

"The Biff Man! What up, homie G?"

"The Biffster, HEY!"

"Atlas, if you wanna know something, look it up in the Atlas." XD

Anway, he attacks you when you punch him with a punchy bag thingy. And then he comes at you and his arms move wildly, and he does this weird kung-fu call like "WAAAA! WA! WaaaaaaAAAAA! WAAA! WA!"

I think he's taking Luigi's meds.

Miss Petunia (The Bathing Beauty): There are three things i know about her.
1. She is NOT a beauty

2. She's fat.

3. She looks like a freaking pig.

Luigi sees her in the shower (EWWW...well, good thing he's gay, right?) and Petunia spits water at him. Yes, the water hurts. So Luigi opens a can of whoop-ass on her, and BOOM! She's gone, and the water keeps running, making a high bill and causing nationwide panic. =D

Nana (The Scarf-Knitting Nanny): Well, Nana, for sure, is a freak. She has pet balls of yarn which roll after Luigi, lazer beam power, and the incredible power to knit and rock at the same time. Freeeeaaak....

Slim Bankshot (The Lonely Pool Shark): no wonder he's loneyly. all he does is play pool with magical pool balls that hit him in the head!And it's weird, because the pool balls all end up in the same place on the table...Let's give him some tips, shall we?

He makes me sick. First of all, what's up with the sweater vest thing he's got goin on? He looks like a waitor. And second, his hair? I mean, believe me, it's always fun talking to a guy with purple hair, but seriously Slim, it does NOT work for you. And your name. Slim?!?! What, do you want a girl named Slender? Come ON. At least have a good name. Like Kevin. And lastly, you need a tan.

A big tan.

Henry and Orville (The Twin Brothers): Well, these mini-assholes first want you to play hide and seek with them. Yee ha. So they hide in boxes. (FTW?) and then, after you FINALLY find them, they accuse you of cheating and barricade the door with thorns. Then they get on their little airplanes and automobiles and drop bombs on you. How two 7-year-olds can obtain bombs, i do not know. Yeah. Try babysitting for THESE monsters. Oh, and Luigi is scared of the chairs in that room. And a tennis racket. Ah, good ol' Luigi.

Madame Clairvoya (The Freaky Fortune Teller): Freaky, that's for sure. And like i said, she's bad-ass ugly. Just look at her! Makes me go EWWW! She's the one that reads all of Mario's sweaty socks and whatnot. And yes, then Luigi beats her mercelissly with a vaccuum. She was so ugly, even LUIGI couldn't compare. So you know, he felt threatened and beat her to death. Er, or, into the painting at least.

Boolossus (The Jump Ghost): Err...first of all, the name. Boolossus? I mean sure, it's Boo and Colossus combined, but seriously, Nintendo, you could've done better. You find it on the balcony. But if you didn't capture 20 freaking ghosts, this guard blows you back to the start. >.<>

Uncle Grimmly (Hermit of the Darkness): Hermit of the D-...Oh My Gawd. Nintendo? HERMIT OF THE FREAKING DARKNESS!?!?!? THAT'S ALL YOU COULD COME UP WITH?!?! Well, after lightening strikes the building, the power goes out. Not that there was any power before X/. PEG and his sweet-awesome hair tells you that ghsots roam free, which is 'an excellent time to catch Uncle Grimmly!' Gee. Thanks PEG. I always wanted to capture a dead geezer with a vaccuum cleaner. PEG says that he's in a room with a miror. Great tip, PEG. Considering EVERY SINGLE FREAKING ROOM HAS A MIRROR! Well, you find him in the dressing room. He boo's at you when you turn around. Yeah. Real scary, Nintendo.

Clockwork Soldiers (The Toy Platoon): Toys. As ghosts. Ghost toy soldiers. I don't know, it seems a bit odd. And there damn annoying. Who knew toy guns could hurt so much? Of course, for Luigi, everything hurts. But what hurts deepest his *sniff* the loss of his brother *bursts in tears*. I wanna know who built those soldiers. So i can beat his ghost ass. Seriously. They look pretty good though, so maybe i wont kick his ass. Maybe I'll mildly bruise it.

Sue Pea (The Dozing Girl): She wets the bed. Her room is upsidown. She sends evil clown dolls after you. She has funky hair. Is there anything else to say? She's just downright odd.

Jarvis (The Jar collecter): What an asshole. I don't know what else to say. The man lives in pots, for god's sake! You know what? I hope one day, someone wins this mansion. And that special someone happens to have four kids, all of which are sons. And those particualr kids like sports. What sport?

Baseball.

So they have their nifty bats, and they take it upstairs. They find the room and say, "Oh look, a mish-mosh of pots." And they take that bat, and they slam it on those damn pots!

So take that, Jar Man!

Sir Weston (The Chilley Climber): He lives in the freezer. And when you light a fire in there (considering the fact that's even POSSIBLE) he throws icicle beams at you. Oh Luigi. Like i said, you are one lucky Italian, wining this mansion. Smartest move you ever made.

Vincent Van Gore (The Starving Artist): Uhh...he has a funny accent. And he paints ghosts. Sorry. I'm running out of jokes to make.

Bowser and King Boo: Now you know why i wanted to wait. Yes, it turns out King Boo posseses Bowser's carcass. And you gotta throw bombs at him to unscrew his head. Then Bowser puts it on backwards and smashes everything. Sounds kinda weird.

I know -_-

And there you have it. Sorry it took so long, I mean the length of the post AND how much time it took...but rest assured, the 50th post has already been made, so you don't have to wait. Hopefully this reveiw was good...it has some good and bad points...but hopefully you enjoyed it ^_^

Welcome!

I'd like to announce a new member of the Jeorge Story Team. Rojoblue22. But now that she's a member, you can call her Jerry. I'm not sure if she'll be posting a lot (she says she's not funny -_-), but you may see some new updates rearing their ugly heads. As well as school. So yes, that DOES mean i won't be posting as often.
But anyway, what I'm trying to say is:

Free Glitter Text Maker

Glad to have you on the team ^_^.

Gross Candy Madness

Hi there all. Just saw a link for the Top 10 Worst Candy Ever, and it thought you might like to read it.
http://www.asylum.com/2008/02/29/the-top-10-worst-candy-ever/

I'd also like to add another candy to their list.
5th Avenue
Now, there may not be anything wrong with the name. And the fact that it's chocoalte and peanutbutter. But this is no ordinary regular candy bar. It can also defend itself! The peanutbutter doubles as painful, pointy, peanutbuttery shards! How delightful! How can resist the taste of chocolate, peanutbutter, and blood?

Lol, hope you liked it. Seriously though, it hurts.
I hope you weren't expecting anything grand. But hey, at least it's something, right?



If you have any other disgusting candy you'd like to trash, you can put it in the comments of this post (clicking the button that says "___ comments ((the ___ should have a number. Probably 0 -_-)) ), or you can put it in the BlabBox. Or if that doesn't satisfy you, you can e-mail me it (no spam) or IM it (see the "contact me" section to your right).
Bye for now!
Jeorge

Approaching 50

No...I'm not turning 50. WhatI'm talking about is the 50th post!
I finally have a great JS (in my opinion) to do for the 50th post.
I think i should get like some sparkly banner or something XD lol. Or maybe a party. An internet party XD XD.
With a sparkly banner XD XD XD.

Alright, that's enough XD's.
Right now, I'm kinda not focusing on my 50th post though. Not even my 49th, 48th, 47th, or 46th.
Maybe i need some kind of organization sheet.
Anyway, I was reading this post. It told me to express my opinions and keep it under 250 words or less.

Haha, yeah. Like i could keep it under 250 words.
But, i know, i know. I'll try. I've recently created a new blog to post my IMs in. Maybe i should delete the posts that have IMs in them. Unless you guys like it. =/ if only there's a way you could tell me *looks over at BlabBox*

Well, just wanted to let you guys in on that. Ugh. Now i gotta go do something productive.
=p

Bye!
P.S. Did i keep it under 250 words?

Doctor Jeorge

Yes, it's true. I guess i got another job. You know, besides the ones i already have: ruler of the earth, ninja, secret agent, author...
It's not easy being me =p
Haha.
But being a doctor is fun. And, I'm sorry, but this is a CONVO.
I'm gonna do something special for the 50th post.
Trust me.

And with that, i give you:

Doctor Jeorge
You know the drill. If it's in orange, it's not part of the real convo.

"Jerry" (11:43:02 AM): im having the worst problem, twinky ~ my nickname. To make a long story short, Tink sounds like Twink, and Twink is like Twinky.
TinkTink203 (11:43:06 AM): awwwww
"Jerry" (11:43:13 AM): i think i have insomnia
TinkTink203 (11:43:27 AM): y?
"Jerry" (11:43:45 AM): cuz i try 2 go 2 sleep at 11. and i cant
"Jerry" (11:44:00 AM): so at 12 (still awake) i watch george lopez
"Jerry" (11:44:10 AM): then eventually i fall asleep.
"Jerry" (11:44:26 AM): but then at like 4 am i wake up and watch more tv cuz i cant sleep
TinkTink203 (11:45:04 AM): the dr. is in! *puts on nurse's hat*
"Jerry" (11:45:09 AM): ha
TinkTink203 (11:45:14 AM): now
TinkTink203 (11:45:23 AM): ull have to wait in the waiting room
"Mango" (11:45:29 AM): O_o
TinkTink203 (11:45:30 AM): ill check u in
"Jerry" (11:45:37 AM): wut waiting room!?!?!
TinkTink203 (11:45:39 AM): here's a BaBar the elephant book
"Jerry" (11:45:42 AM): u JUST got ur hat on!!!
"Jerry" (11:45:50 AM): ...
"Mango" (11:45:55 AM): mango confused
TinkTink203 (11:46:00 AM): lol
"Jerry" (11:46:04 AM): lol
TinkTink203 (11:46:09 AM): the doctor will see u now
"Mango" (11:46:14 AM): see who? ~ ... -_- probably the person who just said she had insomnia. Don't worry, he's only partially like this -_-
"Jerry" (11:46:17 AM): me
"Jerry" (11:46:18 AM): me
"Jerry" (11:46:19 AM): me
"Jerry" (11:46:19 AM): me
"Jerry" (11:46:20 AM): me
TinkTink203 (11:46:20 AM): jerry
"Jerry" (11:46:22 AM): yes
"Mango" (11:46:23 AM): pick her
"Jerry" (11:46:24 AM): ty
TinkTink203 (11:46:26 AM): ok
"Jerry" (11:46:33 AM): ya!
"Jerry" (11:46:34 AM): ty mango
TinkTink203 (11:46:45 AM): please sit on the bed while we get the small hammer thingy to tap at ur knee
"Jerry" (11:46:51 AM): um...
"Jerry" (11:47:01 AM): wut duz my sleeping problem hafta do with reflexs?
TinkTink203 (11:47:07 AM): SHUSH!!!!
"
"Jerry" (11:47:12 AM): yes mam
"Mango" (11:47:12 AM): shes the doctor!!
TinkTink203 (11:47:19 AM): ok
"Jerry" (11:47:19 AM): sorry! sorry!!!
TinkTink203 (11:47:28 AM): i need a tongue depresser
"Jerry" (11:47:35 AM): !?!?!
TinkTink203 (11:47:38 AM): and a flashlight
TinkTink203 (11:47:46 AM): aaand...a tub of peanut butter
"Jerry" (11:47:52 AM): wut!?
TinkTink203 (11:47:53 AM): nurse mango, can u get me this please?
"Jerry" (11:47:57 AM): hehehe
"Jerry" (11:47:58 AM): nurse
"Mango" (11:48:02 AM): -gets all those things-
TinkTink203 (11:48:05 AM): ok
"Mango" (11:48:13 AM): and since when was i a nurse? ~ *sigh* there he goes again...
TinkTink203 (11:48:21 AM): can i also get some smilie face stickers?
"Jerry" (11:48:22 AM): hehehe
TinkTink203 (11:48:27 AM): now jerry
"Jerry" (11:48:30 AM): yes?
"Mango" (11:48:31 AM): -gets those 2-
TinkTink203 (11:48:44 AM): i need u 2 stand up
TinkTink203 (11:48:50 AM): no wiat
"Jerry" (11:48:53 AM): * stands up *
"Jerry" (11:49:00 AM): * sits back down? *
TinkTink203 (11:49:08 AM): first i need 2 check ur earlobes for damage
TinkTink203 (11:49:17 AM): *taps hammer on earlobes*
"Jerry" (11:49:18 AM): ur a bizzare doctor
TinkTink203 (11:49:47 AM): now, i need to chek the tongue for any tongue disease
"Jerry" (11:49:56 AM): tongue disease...?
TinkTink203 (11:50:04 AM): whos the doctor here?
"Mango" (11:50:04 AM): >.>
"Mango" (11:50:08 AM): i am
"Jerry" (11:50:13 AM): ya...twinky, ur the nurse
TinkTink203 (11:50:13 AM): aw, shit
TinkTink203 (11:50:23 AM): screw u, buckos!!!
"Jerry" (11:50:28 AM): ur wearing ur stylish nurses dress
TinkTink203 (11:50:36 AM): i partially went to collage!
"Mango" (11:50:44 AM): wait so sonce when was i a nurse
"Jerry" (11:50:45 AM): twinky, ur the doctor.
TinkTink203 (11:50:52 AM): oh
"Jerry" (11:50:53 AM): since the doc sed so!!
TinkTink203 (11:50:54 AM): thats good
"Jerry" (11:51:04 AM): ya now help me with my prob plz
"Mango" (11:51:08 AM): >.>
"Jerry" (11:51:21 AM): i asked my mom and she sed its cuz i wake up 2 late.
TinkTink203 (11:51:25 AM): yes
"Jerry" (11:51:29 AM): well... the later i stay up the later i sleep, right!?
"Jerry" (11:51:35 AM): so she was no help there.
TinkTink203 (11:51:35 AM): that is exactly correct
"Jerry" (11:51:49 AM): i need 2 sleep at night, but i cant =(
TinkTink203 (11:52:02 AM): i found the problem
TinkTink203 (11:52:16 AM): its because u dont burn off enough energy throughout the day.
TinkTink203 (11:52:35 AM): like, take walks, and ride ur bike, and...other stuff
TinkTink203 (11:52:39 AM): WOO HOOO!!!!! NOBEL PRIZE!!!!
"Jerry" (11:52:41 AM): twinky, this has been going on 4 months. its been getting worse every day
"Jerry" (11:52:49 AM): even wen u and i went 4 a bike ride
TinkTink203 (11:52:55 AM): shit
TinkTink203 (11:53:03 AM): damn the mind
"Mango" (11:53:05 AM): no nobel prize for u
TinkTink203 (11:53:07 AM): grrr
"Jerry" (11:53:08 AM): haha
TinkTink203 (11:53:10 AM): okay
"Jerry" (11:53:14 AM): i say the nurse gets one ~ yet he doesnt even know hes a nurse?!
"Jerry" (11:53:19 AM): 4 getting all the supplies!
TinkTink203 (11:53:25 AM): screw u, bucko
"Mango" (11:53:31 AM): i know i should get one for that
TinkTink203 (11:53:38 AM): screw u 2
"Jerry" (11:53:40 AM): ya
"Jerry" (11:53:41 AM): ha
TinkTink203 (11:53:42 AM): ummmmm
"Mango" (11:53:43 AM): >.>
"Jerry" (11:54:02 AM): mango, heres ur plaque
TinkTink203 (11:54:03 AM): DONT PRESSURE ME
"Mango" (11:54:18 AM): -taked plaque- mine!! ~ Great... a man nurse gets a plaque for getting me a rubber hammer thingy and tongue depressers. And he doesn't even know he's a nurse. -_- *sigh* if only if only...
"Jerry" (11:54:26 AM): hahaha
TinkTink203 (11:54:37 AM): *slaps mango upside head* go play supermario

Ended on a bad note, but its okay...yes, he did go play supermario. I hope someday Mango realizes hes a nurse, or his future wont be very bright =p
Especially if he's a nurse.

Ropes...And Orbit Gum!

Yes...and you may think "Gee Jeorge, what does one have to do with the other?"
If only you knew.
Yes, I'm sorry to say, this is another CONVO. I forced to put it on by my friend Jerry. I don't want her to open a six-pack of whoop-ass on me, so tonight I'm posting our convo on Ropes and Orbit gum.
Sorry...a whole new shipment of Jeorge Stories will hopefully be coming soon...
I just gotta think about what to write about =p
Yeah guys...BlabBox is open for suggestions...
And for those who didn't read the last line...
THE BLABBOX IS OPEN FOR SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT MY NEXT JEORGE STORY SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!
And with that, i give you...

Ropes and Orbit Gum
"MangaChick" (4:48:49 PM): im making my teeth stronger by chewing orbit!
TinkTink203 (4:48:55 PM): YAY!!!!!!!
"MangaChick" (4:49:01 PM): ya!!!!!!!
TinkTink203 (4:49:05 PM): then u can rip tires!!!!
"MangaChick" (4:49:20 PM): AND chew up plates!!!
"MangaChick" (4:49:26 PM): my life long dream!
TinkTink203 (4:49:35 PM): dont forget breaking picture frames!!!
"MangaChick" (4:49:55 PM): and play tug-a-war with another kid over a purse!!!
TinkTink203 (4:50:01 PM): yeah!
TinkTink203 (4:50:12 PM): but...
"MangaChick" (4:50:15 PM): but?
TinkTink203 (4:50:20 PM): how can u tug a war?
"MangaChick" (4:50:27 PM): ....
"MangaChick" (4:50:31 PM): never thought of that either
TinkTink203 (4:50:40 PM): u cant tug on a war either
"MangaChick" (4:50:46 PM): well
TinkTink203 (4:50:56 PM): haha i got a funny picture in my hed!
TinkTink203 (4:51:21 PM): then wouldnt it be tug-a-rope
"MangaChick" (4:51:25 PM): lol
"MangaChick" (4:51:30 PM): not necessarily
TinkTink203 (4:51:43 PM): well ur not tugging on a war, ur tugging on a rope
MangaChick" (4:51:56 PM): maybe if the ropes name was war
TinkTink203 (4:52:14 PM): but if its say "hypothetically" named jim
TinkTink203 (4:52:19 PM): it would be tug-a-jim
"MangaChick" (4:52:27 PM): thats a fun name
"MangaChick" (4:52:35 PM): lets all play tug a jim!!!!!!!!!!!
TinkTink203 (4:52:46 PM): if there was a kid named jim playing tug-a-jim, he'd be pretty unlucky
"MangaChick" (4:52:57 PM): ha
"MangaChick" (4:52:59 PM): tru dat
TinkTink203 (4:53:04 PM): more unlucky since their chewing orbit
"MangaChick" (4:53:26 PM): lol i almost 4got thats wut started this
TinkTink203 (4:53:48 PM): but now we're on a tug-a-jim subject
"MangaChick" (4:53:56 PM): of course, of course
"MangaChick" (4:54:05 PM): we could make that a game
"MangaChick" (4:54:10 PM): where you use ur teeth
"MangaChick" (4:54:22 PM): u might lose some, but thats just the perks of winning!!
TinkTink203 (4:54:34 PM): =D
"MangaChick" (4:54:40 PM): hehe
TinkTink203 (4:55:34 PM): ...but what if the rope doesnt have a name?
TinkTink203 (4:55:40 PM): would it be tug-a-blank
"MangaChick" (4:56:05 PM): it wuld b weird running around screaming: "lets all play tug-a-blank!!!"
TinkTink203 (4:56:10 PM): lol
"MangaChick" (4:56:15 PM): maybe something like tug-a-no-name
TinkTink203 (4:56:17 PM): seriously, i just loled
"MangaChick" (4:56:20 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (4:56:32 PM): yea but then thered be 2 many hyphens
"MangaChick" (4:56:39 PM): ugh
"MangaChick" (4:56:43 PM): tug-a-nameless
TinkTink203 (4:56:48 PM): yup
TinkTink203 (4:56:52 PM): lol
"MangaChick" (4:56:52 PM): theres no ring 2 that, tho
"MangaChick" (4:56:55 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (4:56:59 PM): what if the name is "spaz"
TinkTink203 (4:57:04 PM): tug-a-spaz
"MangaChick" (4:57:06 PM): hahahahahahahaha
TinkTink203 (4:57:06 PM): lol
"MangaChick" (4:57:23 PM): "wutcha doing?" "tugging-a-spaz"
"MangaChick" (4:57:35 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (4:57:35 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (4:57:49 PM): we shuld name a rope someday
"MangaChick" (4:57:55 PM): yes we should
TinkTink203 (4:58:06 PM): tug-a-frank
TinkTink203 (4:58:17 PM): tee hee
"MangaChick" (4:58:19 PM): lol
"MangaChick"(4:58:25 PM): tug-a-crap
TinkTink203 (4:58:31 PM): tug-a-bug
"MangaChick" (4:58:35 PM): lol
"MangaChick" (4:58:40 PM): ryming action!
TinkTink203 (4:58:43 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (4:58:58 PM): word yo
"MangaChick" (4:59:09 PM): tug-a-physco (do not try this without parenal supervision)
"MangaChick" (4:59:10 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (4:59:14 PM): XDXD
"MangaChick" (4:59:26 PM): yo-yo
TinkTink203 (4:59:52 PM): theres no parental supervision, because some other kids r playing tug-a-guardien
"MangaChick" (5:00:01 PM): haha
"MangaChick" (5:00:09 PM): i thought it was a rope tho!
TinkTink203 (5:00:17 PM): oh yea
"MangaChick" (5:00:20 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (5:00:23 PM): unless the rope is named guardien

I wish it didnt end so awkwardly =p
But oh well.
Time for bed...
This has been Jeorge, saying goodnight, sleep tight, but not too tight or you'll suffocate.
=D

Ugh...ANOTHER Convo?

Yes, you're probably all sick to DEATH because I keep posting \.:*CONVO*:./s. But it's the only thing i got right now =p i gotta get my act together and come up with some REAL Jeorge Stories, not just some cheap IMing crap.
But hey. You guys wanna have a real Jeorge Sotry????? Then give me something to write about. *Details at the end of the post.*
But hopefully that's what the poll will do. I'm gona come up with a brilliant Jeorge Story from your guyses favorite Jeorge Stories. But right now, it's all a tie. Why must you people all like different things? ;_;
*Sigh* it's ok though. I'll find something.
I'm just wishing it'll end so i can start my new poll.
Until then, here's a Jeorge Story \.:*CONVO*:./

The MYSTERY DOOR:
Everything in orange is not part of the conversation, just me, merely translating and stuff


MonKeyLuvr (9:27:37 PM): u kno wen -insert name here- goes lawl?
TinkTink203 (9:27:42 PM): ya
MonKeyLuvr (9:27:50 PM): i didnt kno wut it meant so i made up laffing at windows loudly
TinkTink203 (9:27:56 PM): OMFG!
TinkTink203 (9:27:58 PM): so funny
MonKeyLuvr (9:28:02 PM): yupp
TinkTink203 (9:28:14 PM): laughing at walruses legs
MonKeyLuvr (9:28:18 PM): lol
MonKeyLuvr(9:28:22 PM): they dont have legs...
TinkTink203 (9:28:23 PM): loloas ~ laugh out loud on a stick
TinkTink203 (9:28:29 PM): thts the point (ding!*)
MonKeyLuvr(9:28:34 PM): ..........
MonKeyLuvr (9:28:37 PM): I GET IT
TinkTink203 (9:28:43 PM): eh?
MonKeyLuvr (9:28:44 PM): hahaha funny
TinkTink203 (9:28:54 PM): ...um...
MonKeyLuvr (9:28:55 PM): "laffs hysterically"
TinkTink203 (9:29:42 PM): "pretendstobelaughingbutreallyquestinosinheadthensuffocatesanddies andthenreincarnates"
TinkTink203 (9:30:01 PM): what a mouful!
TinkTink203 (9:30:13 PM): just like honeycomb! part of a complete breakfast
MonKeyLuvr (9:30:25 PM): "laffsatjokegeorgejustmadeandthengoesandspontaniouslycombustsintoashatcheapcharlies."
MonKeyLuvr (9:30:29 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (9:30:58 PM): wow
MonKeyLuvr (9:31:04 PM): o yes
TinkTink203 (9:31:12 PM): the first thing we gotta do is take cheep charlies DOWN ~ Cheap Charlies was something we made up in fifth grade. So yes, i DO know MonkeyLuvr in person. Anyway, Cheap Charlies is from the Suite Life of Zach and Cody, on Disney Channel (Eww). MonkeyLuvr spontaniously combusts when she walks in the door O_o
MonKeyLuvr (9:31:19 PM): o yes
TinkTink203 (9:31:23 PM): and i mean, like, DOWN down
MonKeyLuvr (9:31:24 PM): of course
TinkTink203 (9:31:35 PM): ahaha
TinkTink203 (9:31:43 PM): i was one sec earlier than u
MonKeyLuvr (9:31:43 PM): all i hafta do is walk in and it explodes
TinkTink203 (9:31:50 PM): w00t!
TinkTink203 (9:31:52 PM): i win again!
MonKeyLuvr (9:31:56 PM): woo
TinkTink203 (9:31:57 PM): a sports car ~ if you're wondering why i said that, it's because i won a sports car for being 1 sec earlier than MonkeyLuvr =p
TinkTink203 (9:32:01 PM): eyyyyyyy
TinkTink203 (9:32:04 PM): oas
MonKeyLuvr (9:32:05 PM): haha
TinkTink203 (9:32:07 PM): iac ~ in a cup
MonKeyLuvr (9:32:09 PM): i win
TinkTink203 (9:32:09 PM): iab ~ in a bowl
TinkTink203 (9:32:12 PM): iae
MonKeyLuvr (9:32:14 PM): iaw
TinkTink203 (9:32:17 PM): ?
MonKeyLuvr (9:32:20 PM): in a well
TinkTink203 (9:32:23 PM): oh
MonKeyLuvr (9:32:23 PM): iae?
TinkTink203 (9:32:30 PM): in an elephant XD
MonKeyLuvr (9:32:37 PM): iawltde
TinkTink203 (9:32:45 PM): ...eh...
MonKeyLuvr (9:32:49 PM): in a walruses legs tht dont exist
TinkTink203 (9:33:05 PM): WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
TinkTink203 (9:33:10 PM): ...oas
MonKeyLuvr (9:33:11 PM): of course
MonKeyLuvr (9:33:14 PM): iac
TinkTink203 (9:33:17 PM): CORN! ~ See the post, 2 All New Jeorge Stories! for details
MonKeyLuvr (9:33:23 PM): ................
MonKeyLuvr (9:33:27 PM): a peanuts
TinkTink203 (9:34:01 PM): im sorry 4 my foul language. i suppose i should watch my tongue wen saying a naughty word like corn...aw, crap.
MonKeyLuvr (9:34:17 PM): tht darn jeorge
TinkTink203 (9:34:25 PM): buh dum, ching!
MonKeyLuvr (9:35:01 PM): "laffter from studio audience tht just magically appeared w/ donuts and happy meals from McDonalds and their new phones from Cingular, raising the bar"
MonKeyLuvr (9:35:21 PM): loliac
TinkTink203 (9:35:25 PM): Wtfoaw?
MonKeyLuvr (9:35:34 PM): on a walrus?
TinkTink203 (9:35:35 PM): wtf on a walrus...
MonKeyLuvr (9:35:38 PM): ha
MonKeyLuvr (9:35:39 PM): i win
TinkTink203 (9:35:39 PM): LOLOAS!
TinkTink203 (9:35:42 PM): u get it!
MonKeyLuvr (9:35:45 PM): yup
MonKeyLuvr (9:35:55 PM): all this talk about walruses is making me
MonKeyLuvr (9:36:18 PM): pizza is dead sed kaitlin as she waddled out of the internet ~ from a story I made. i may show it to you guys later on in some point in time
TinkTink203 (9:36:20 PM): alright jerry (her nickname), u have two options: go with the cash prize, the car, OR....
TinkTink203 (9:36:26 PM): THE MYSTERY DOOR!
TinkTink203 (9:36:34 PM): *audience appluase*
MonKeyLuvr (9:36:38 PM): umm.... uh... "looks nervously back and forth"
MonKeyLuvr (9:36:46 PM): "audience: TAKE THE DOOR"
TinkTink203 (9:36:48 PM) one nerdy guy: "The cash!"
MonKeyLuvr (9:36:51 PM): ill go with...
MonKeyLuvr (9:36:54 PM): THE MYSTERY DOOR
MonKeyLuvr (9:37:01 PM): "audience cheers"
TinkTink203 (9:37:02 PM): OH!
TinkTink203 (9:37:20 PM): alright then, sally, whats behind the "MYSTERY DOOR?"
MonKeyLuvr (9:37:32 PM): well george, todays prize is...
TinkTink203 (9:37:42 PM): dun dunnnnnn....
MonKeyLuvr (9:37:47 PM): "gasp"
TinkTink203 (9:37:54 PM): A HOUSE!
TinkTink203 (9:38:00 PM): but....
MonKeyLuvr (9:38:00 PM): NO WAAAAY!!!!!!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:38:03 PM): "cheers"
TinkTink203 (9:38:06 PM): not JUST a house...
MonKeyLuvr (9:38:09 PM): oooo
TinkTink203 (9:38:49 PM): its a cardboard box! Congradulations! *sally* this carboard box house is RIGHT in the back of wallmart! you can just smell that old ham in the dumpster!
MonKeyLuvr (9:38:56 PM): .....
MonKeyLuvr (9:38:58 PM): omg....
MonKeyLuvr (9:39:02 PM): I LUCKED OUT BIG TIME
MonKeyLuvr (9:39:06 PM): WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TinkTink203 (9:39:07 PM): WOOOOOOOOO!
MonKeyLuvr (9:39:14 PM): "crowd cheers"
TinkTink203 (9:39:15 PM): AND!
MonKeyLuvr (9:39:20 PM): and...?
TinkTink203 (9:39:22 PM): NO AIR CONDITIONING!!!! WOOOO!
MonKeyLuvr (9:39:27 PM): AWESOME
MonKeyLuvr (9:39:33 PM): perfect 4 those hot sweaty nights
TinkTink203 (9:39:43 PM): of course!
MonKeyLuvr (9:39:50 PM): wut about cable?
TinkTink203 (9:39:57 PM): bum bummmm....
TinkTink203 (9:40:09 PM): you get....1.5 channels!
TinkTink203 (9:40:17 PM): thats more than the average bear!
MonKeyLuvr (9:40:17 PM): YA- .5?
MonKeyLuvr (9:40:24 PM): i get a whole .5?
TinkTink203 (9:40:28 PM): ik,
MonKeyLuvr (9:40:32 PM): thts more then at my moms house!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:40:50 PM): i just wanna thank..... ME
TinkTink203 (9:41:15 PM): wooo!
MonKeyLuvr (9:41:29 PM): duz it have room 4 pets?
MonKeyLuvr (9:41:37 PM): like my pet cougar benjamen?
TinkTink203 (9:41:54 PM): well, we know how much you luv animals, so we put a pen out in bak!
MonKeyLuvr (9:42:01 PM): AWESOME
TinkTink203 (9:42:11 PM): and dont worry
MonKeyLuvr (9:42:16 PM): benjie and i will luv it there
TinkTink203 (9:42:28 PM): he can drink from the puddles AND root throo the dumpster!
TinkTink203 (9:42:39 PM): what glamour!
MonKeyLuvr (9:42:39 PM): this is 2 awesome 4 words
MonKeyLuvr (9:42:47 PM): i MUST b dreaming!!!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:42:52 PM): "wakes up from slumber"
MonKeyLuvr (9:42:57 PM): AH CORN
TinkTink203 (9:43:00 PM): hey, whats up?
MonKeyLuvr (9:43:14 PM): ....i just won a box 4 me and my pet cougar benjie...
MonKeyLuvr (9:43:17 PM): IT WAS ALL A LIE
TinkTink203 (9:43:22 PM): ...*gasp*
MonKeyLuvr (9:43:22 PM): "whimpers"
TinkTink203 (9:43:35 PM): its ok
MonKeyLuvr (9:43:41 PM): it even had 1.5 channels george
MonKeyLuvr (9:43:42 PM): NOT OK
MonKeyLuvr (9:43:47 PM): and NOOO AC
MonKeyLuvr (9:43:54 PM): how can i live w/o tht???
TinkTink203 (9:43:54 PM): 1.5?!??!?!! THATS NO LAFFING MATTER!
MonKeyLuvr (9:43:57 PM): I KNOOO
MonKeyLuvr (9:44:03 PM): EVERYTHING I KNO IS A LIEEEEE
TinkTink203 (9:44:10 PM): WE'RE GONNA SUE THEIR A***S OFF!
TinkTink203 (9:44:16 PM): HOO R THEY?
MonKeyLuvr (9:44:20 PM): IDK
TinkTink203 (9:44:24 PM): ...oh.
MonKeyLuvr (9:44:28 PM): IT WAS A JUST A DREAM...
MonKeyLuvr (9:44:31 PM): sue my dream!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:44:33 PM): ya thts it
TinkTink203 (9:44:42 PM): OF COURSE
MonKeyLuvr (9:44:47 PM): it only has a baked potatoe 4 a lawyer
TinkTink203 (9:45:12 PM): NOBODY LIES ABOUT GIVING MY FREND 1.5 CHANNELS! THATS MADNESS!
MonKeyLuvr (9:45:23 PM): TOTALLY TUBULAR!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:45:25 PM): o sorry...
MonKeyLuvr (9:45:26 PM): um...
TinkTink203 (9:45:31 PM): oas?
MonKeyLuvr (9:45:34 PM): lets go sure their a**s off!!!!
TinkTink203 (9:45:44 PM): hold on
MonKeyLuvr (9:45:55 PM): i cant
TinkTink203 (9:46:01 PM): i gotta finish making my Chef Boyardee: Bee Ravioli ~ it was supposed to be Beef Ravioli -_-
MonKeyLuvr (9:46:09 PM): bee ravioli?
TinkTink203 (9:46:10 PM): u kno how miportant tht is
MonKeyLuvr (9:46:15 PM): i luv bee ravioli
MonKeyLuvr (9:46:21 PM): its so crunchy
TinkTink203 (9:46:23 PM): o ya
MonKeyLuvr (9:46:27 PM): u can taste the sting
TinkTink203 (9:46:54 PM): this is a momentous occasoin in my life
MonKeyLuvr (9:47:01 PM): save it
TinkTink203 (9:47:12 PM): U BET I WILL!
MonKeyLuvr (9:47:17 PM): U BET U WILL
TinkTink203 (9:47:19 PM): ill copy n paste in a document
MonKeyLuvr (9:47:20 PM): wait...
TinkTink203 (9:47:25 PM): congratulations...
TinkTink203 (9:47:38 PM): we mde a convorsation good enuff 4 a document
MonKeyLuvr (9:47:49 PM): i BETTER not b dreaming
TinkTink203 (9:47:55 PM): now, you have three options...
MonKeyLuvr (9:48:00 PM): ok... im ready
TinkTink203 (9:48:00 PM): the money, the car, or the....
TinkTink203 (9:48:03 PM): MYSTER DOOR
MonKeyLuvr (9:48:08 PM): o god!!!!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:48:11 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TinkTink203 (9:48:22 PM): ...wuzzuh?
MonKeyLuvr (9:48:22 PM): i guess i'll go w/......
MonKeyLuvr (9:48:26 PM): THE MYSTERY DOOR
MonKeyLuvr (9:48:28 PM): woooo
TinkTink203 (9:48:31 PM): WOOOO!
MonKeyLuvr (9:48:37 PM): sally?
TinkTink203 (9:48:44 PM): Alright, sally, the unvailing of the door, puh-LEASE!
MonKeyLuvr (9:48:53 PM): plz.. plz... plzzzzz.....
TinkTink203 (9:48:57 PM): its...
TinkTink203 (9:49:03 PM): a cardboard box!
MonKeyLuvr (9:49:10 PM): YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:49:18 PM): wait, duz it come w/ AC?
TinkTink203 (9:49:33 PM): Congradulations! *sally* this carboard box house is RIGHT in the back of wallmart! you can just smell that old ham in the dumpster!
TinkTink203 (9:49:38 PM): NO!
TinkTink203 (9:49:40 PM): WOOOOO!
MonKeyLuvr (9:49:41 PM): AWESOME
TinkTink203 (9:49:47 PM): and a pen!
MonKeyLuvr (9:49:47 PM): I CANT BELIEVE IT~!!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:49:49 PM): cable?
TinkTink203 (9:50:03 PM): no! only 1.5 channles!
MonKeyLuvr (9:50:17 PM): ITS A DREAM COME TRUE!!! literally
TinkTink203 (9:50:23 PM): but, call the number on ur screen and we'll throw in a NOTHER .2 channels!
TinkTink203 (9:50:38 PM): 1-800-HOTHOGS
MonKeyLuvr (9:50:41 PM): wait, im here on the game show... theres no # on my screen!!!!!!!!!!!!
TinkTink203 (9:50:49 PM): o is there?
MonKeyLuvr (9:50:51 PM): omg it fits...
TinkTink203 (9:51:00 PM): ya becuz its a number
MonKeyLuvr (9:51:07 PM): whos?
TinkTink203 (9:51:18 PM): ...idk
TinkTink203 (9:51:25 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (9:51:34 PM): WAIT!
TinkTink203 (9:51:42 PM): the man just phoned in...
MonKeyLuvr (9:51:46 PM): 1-800-468-4647
TinkTink203 (9:51:52 PM): if you pick deal...
TinkTink203 (9:52:02 PM): you'll get a whole bunch of unpaid bills!
TinkTink203 (9:52:13 PM): *crowed cheers* deal! deal!
MonKeyLuvr (9:52:23 PM): umm... deal, or no deal....
TinkTink203 (9:52:24 PM): wats the number u put on my screen?
MonKeyLuvr (9:52:36 PM): idk
MonKeyLuvr (9:52:44 PM): 468-4647
TinkTink203 (9:52:44 PM): o nvm
TinkTink203 (9:52:50 PM): it spells hothogs
MonKeyLuvr (9:52:51 PM): hothogs
MonKeyLuvr (9:52:53 PM): yup
TinkTink203 (9:52:58 PM): ANYwayz
MonKeyLuvr (9:53:06 PM): ill hafta go w/.........
MonKeyLuvr (9:53:07 PM): DEAL
TinkTink203 (9:53:13 PM): wOOOOO!
TinkTink203 (9:53:24 PM): lets check what ws in the case!
TinkTink203 (9:53:39 PM): *drum role please* sally, tell janelle what was in that case1
TinkTink203 (9:54:23 PM): U CULDA WON..... .000000000001 MORE CHANNELS!!!!!!!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:54:34 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! how culd i pass up tht deal!???!
TinkTink203 (9:54:36 PM): ohhh, too bad
MonKeyLuvr (9:54:43 PM): im so sorry howie
TinkTink203 (9:54:49 PM): its ok, becuase u called the number on our screen!
MonKeyLuvr (9:54:56 PM): YESSSS
MonKeyLuvr (9:54:59 PM): now i get both
TinkTink203 (9:55:06 PM): u get 1.7 channels now!
MonKeyLuvr (9:55:19 PM): THTS .2 MORE THEN I HAD B4!!!!!!!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:55:25 PM): sweet
TinkTink203 (9:55:26 PM): YAAAAAAAAAY!
MonKeyLuvr (9:55:42 PM): well george, as much fun as this day has been, i hafta go wake up now
TinkTink203 (9:55:45 PM): jerry, u just won a lot of stuff, what r u gonna do now
MonKeyLuvr (9:55:48 PM): "poofs out of dream"
TinkTink203 (9:55:53 PM): hi
TinkTink203 (9:55:56 PM): whats up
MonKeyLuvr (9:55:57 PM): .......
MonKeyLuvr (9:56:02 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TinkTink203 (9:56:08 PM): um...
MonKeyLuvr (9:56:12 PM): Y DUZ THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN 2 ME!??!???!??!?!??
TinkTink203 (9:56:18 PM): duh...
MonKeyLuvr (9:56:20 PM): ah, corn
TinkTink203 (9:56:23 PM): wuzzuh?
MonKeyLuvr (9:56:30 PM): u kno wut? 4get it!!!
MonKeyLuvr (9:56:34 PM): im going 2 bed!
MonKeyLuvr (9:56:41 PM): gn, cya tomorro!!!!!!!
TinkTink203 (9:56:45 PM): ok
TinkTink203 (9:56:53 PM): P.S. if u have the dream...
TinkTink203 (9:57:01 PM): PICK THE MYSTERY DOOR
MonKeyLuvr (9:57:06 PM): .....
MonKeyLuvr (9:57:12 PM): idk if i can do tht....
TinkTink203 (9:57:13 PM): or the car
MonKeyLuvr (9:57:20 PM): ill pick the door goegre ~ i dont know if she was tryin to say george ro gregory...
TinkTink203 (9:57:21 PM): u can live in the car
MonKeyLuvr (9:57:24 PM): george* ~ oh, haha. Nevermind >.<
TinkTink203 (9:57:27 PM): mmkay
TinkTink203 (9:57:29 PM): sally...
MonKeyLuvr (9:57:30 PM): well, wish me luck
TinkTink203 (9:57:40 PM): sally wishes u luck 2
MonKeyLuvr (9:57:45 PM): ty sally
MonKeyLuvr (9:57:51 PM): I LUV U ALL GOOD NIGHT!!
TinkTink203 (9:57:54 PM): good night, sleep tight, buit not 2 tight or ull suffocate
MonKeyLuvr (9:57:58 PM): .......
MonKeyLuvr (9:58:03 PM): thnx 4 the tip
TinkTink203 (9:58:08 PM): =D
MonKeyLuvr (9:58:09 PM): ttyast ~ just in case ~ ttyast= talk to you at school tomorrow
TinkTink203 (9:58:14 PM): mmkay
TinkTink203 (9:58:20 PM): see u iaw
MonKeyLuvr (9:58:27 PM): u betcha
TinkTink203 (9:58:33 PM): =D BYE!
MonKeyLuvr signed off at 9:58:37 PM.
MonKeyLuvr is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

Can you believe that was ALL unplanned?
Anyway, if you have a good idea for a Jeorge story, you can run it by my in the CBox, located right to your right ^_^
O_o Bye!

Failed Inventions ;_;

Hi, I'm selling some of my inventions that i have made (har har. Actually, i found these on the internet. A link is below this post. It's blonde inventions. Don't worry blondes, I'm blonde too -_-. They're actually pretty funny). They are the following, with the prices:
Black highlighter ($1.75)
Waterproof tea bags ($3.50)
Braille driving manual ($27.34)
Dehydrated water ($2.33)
Screen door for submarine ($50.47)
Ejection seat for helicopter ($33.74)
Air conditioning for motorcycle (FREE installation! ~ $47.25)
Left handed pencil ($0.67)
Wooden Barbecue ($86.55)
Glow-in-the-dark Sundial ($243.87)
Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses ($2.47)
Gasoline fire extinguisher ($34.42)
Battery-powered battery charger($27.74)
Solar-powered flashlight ($13.84)
Clear correction fluid ($1.27)
Fake rhinestones ($2.74 for 12 bags)
Fireproof matches ($1.75 per 1 box)
Mesh umbrella ($12.21)

Please order your products by 1/1/1983, and pay $47.95 shipping and handeling to "Jeorge", P.O. Box 4725834, ForknSpork Vill, Canada.
Delivery will take 7,845 - 8,293 business days.

We only accept pennies, glued together by Elmer's glue into the shape of a 47 by 63 scale model of a gingerbread house. We do also accept checks, though they MUST be written in Japanese, and folded into a paper swan.
When you order the products, you have 24 minutes to send out your money order, or else we will find you and capture you.

*Effective March 21st, 2003: We now have these other great threats! You can choose from our selection:
A: We will unfreeze a dinosaur and come and find you. ($2.34 extra with your purchase)
B: We'll buy a horse and ram into you. ($3.27 extra with your purchase)
C: We will freeze time, come capture you, and put you over a cliff, and unfreeze time again ($0.75 cents extra)
D: We will steal your identity, undo your house insurance, and use our newly un-frozen dinosaur to rip off the roof of your house ($7.53 extra)
E: We'll cause great discomfort by replacing your sofa with a large rock ($0.50 cents extra)

Thank you, and come again!

This has (almost) been a ~.:*JOSOA*:.~
( http://www.jokesblonde.com/Blonde-Inventions/ ~ it's the list of the inventions)

Byes for now!

Jeorge Got Angry

Yes, it's true. But before i can get nito that, I have to say something:

40th Post!!!!!!!
It's trjue, I'm so proud of...me =D
Also, I'd like to thank my readers, and the persons that vote in the poll!

But seriously, it's only 40 posts.
The big one is 50, cuz that means i'm halfway to 100 =D
And it only took me...9 months!!!!
Lol.

Ok. So now, why Jeorge (that's me) got angry.
See, I'm a pretty mellow person. The only thing that really angers me is if they're being annoying to the point where i want to beat them with kitchen appliances, do things that i don't like repeatedly even though they know i don't like it (i.e. ignore me), and some other stuff which i don't remember because it's only 9AM O_o
But Gawd...do you know how agravating Nick Magazine can be?

~.:*JOSOA*:.~
I have always had an issue with people who keep sending me newsletters I don't sign up for. and I tend to get...upset. I got upset at Old Navy:

GO AWAY DONT YOU REALIZE I NEVER READ THESE ANYWAY?! OH, AND BY THE WAY, DONT SEND ME ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE I DONT EVEN LIKE OLD NAVY

and that seemed to do it. But there was one quarrel with Nick magazine that pushed me to the edge. For months I've tried to get them off my back. the directions were simple: all I had to do was reply to the message and put Unsuscribe in the subject line and BOOM! theyd be gone. But they didn't. And I got mad:

HEY GENIUSES IF I WANTED THIS STUPID NEWSLETTER THING I WOULDA ASKED FOR IT!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN PLAY ON YOUR STUPID SITE, I DON'T WATCH YOUR STUPID CHANNEL, AND I DON'T WANT TO READ YOUR STUPID NEWSLETTER!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU HAVE COMMON SENSE AT ALL YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT THIS E-MAIL IS A RANT...TAKE ME YOUR STUPID E-MAIL LIST!!!!!

This issue of Nick Magazine was on the Naked Brother's Band Movie. That's why I'm talking about them O_o:
STOP E-MAILING ME!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?!!?! I'D RATHER PUT A WHOLE BOTTLE OF PEPPER SPRAY IN MY EYES THAN LISTEN TO YOU PEOPLE GO ON AND ON ABOUT THE NAKED BROTHERS BAND. THEY SUCK! STOP E-MAILING ME!

I have warned you before not to e-mail me again. I thought I had made this clear. If not, then let me say this: If I EVER see another message from you again, it will be considered harassment and I will be forced to take legal action. Consider this your last warning.

HEY! DON'T SEND ME THIS. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF DEALING WITH YOU PEOPLE! I'D RATHER BEAT MYSELF REPEATEDLY WITH A TOASTER THEN LOOK AT SOME DUMB NEWSFLASH THAT I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT. DIDN'T I TELL YOU GUYS THAT IF YOU SEND ME MORE OF THIS SHIT I'LL BE IN TOUCH WITH THE AUTHORITIES!?!?!? WHAT DOES IT TAKE?!?!??! If you send me any more of this, I will unfreeze a dinosaur and come after you. PLEASE, for the love of all that is pure, DON"T SEND ME THIS ANYMORE. I've asked you repeatedly, I've followed your "unsuscribe" directions... this is now considered harassment. THIS IS CONSIDERED HARASSMENT!!
Please don't send me any more junk.

There was just one itsy bitsy problem about what I did. Not that I threatened them or anything, but something even smaller.



































I spelt Unsubscribe wrong.


Yeah... I know -_-
Did I mention I had a spelling problem?

New Feature: The Chat Room

You may or may have not noticed, I've taken out the Quibblo quiz and have put in a new feature: A chat room!

Now, here's where i tell you how to use it and the rules =p



First, the login screen. For a username, you can just type in anything (actually, not really. See rules below). Then, if you wish, you can type in a profile. You know, tell a little about yourself. Or not. Whatever you choose.

The third line of the login screen is the Password. This doesn't concern you at all, this is just for me.



Now the buttons at the top are the following (left to right):

LOG OFF - For exiting the chatroom.

Float: It can just bring the chatroom in a little pop-up window. You might want to have your pop-up blocker off if you want to use this.

Actions: A bunch of different actions. Actions are just like doing something. For example: *smashes bricks in eyes*. The actions here are *laughs out loud*, *looks around*, *smiles*, *grins*, *runs away*, *cries like a baby*, *giggles*, *applauds*, *will be right back*, and *waves goodbye.

Text: theres a few options for this one. The first one is just if you want to clear all the text and start anew. You can also make your text smaller and larger. And you can also change your backround.

Options: Just little check boxes you can click, which is "Accept Private Chats", to turn on sound sounds, and to turn on the system sounds.

Staff & Admin: Sorry, those are for me. I use them to kick people off and/or silence them. If you don't want to be silenced or ejected, read the rules below.

Help: you dont need that button, because im explaining everything Help tells you -_-



Smilies and such:

Sometimes you just can't express your feelings through words. That's where the smilies come into play ^_^

Here's a list to do emoticons:

Classic Smilie: :)

Smilie with tongue: :P

Smilie with sunglasses: 8)

Devil: ])

Crying smilie: :S

Winking smilie: ;)

Frownie face: :(

Laughing-ish smilie: :]

Suprised smilie: :O



Rules:

Live by these rules. Enforce them. Or else I'm gonna take you DOWN. If you skip over these rules and go to the chatroom, you're gonna find yourself ejected out. Just read the dang rules



Rule 1: NO DIRTY USERNAMES:
Nothing sexist, racist, or obscene. Please. If I see that you have a name that fits into this category, you'll immediately be ejected. Names like "Sexy Chick" is ok, but let's try to keep it clean.



Rule 2: NO SPAMMING:
NO SPAMMING. I can't stress this rule enough. for example, no repeating the same thing over: "Pie pie pie pie pie".



Rule 3: NO ASKING FOR INFO:
Don't ask for personal info. If you have been asked for your info, please tell me in a private chat, and I'll kick the person. Do NOT kick that person just because. You must have proof.


Rule 4: NO ADVERTISING:
You can advertise, but PLEASE, don't do it here. You can tell us about this kool video you saw on youtube, but don't advertise your website. You're not only breaking the No Advertising rule, but also the No Spamming rule.


Rule 5: FOLLOW THE RULES:
Is an explaination really needed?


Rule 6: KEEP IT CLEAN:
Nothing rasicst or obscene, sexist, or dirty. You can swear, just not alot. (i.e. This !!@^% website is so %@#$% &^@$% i mean its like @$%. Oh hey, did you !#$# catch that @#$%# video on youtube! It was so @#% hilarious! @#$% #^@#$ @#$@#!!!!)
P.S. symbols like that are allowed ^_^



Don't be shy, we won't bite =D
Hope you have fun! ^_^
I'm usually going to be on at 9/10c, 10/11c and 5/6c. Maybe I'll be on at 7/8c. You never know.
^_^

The Longest Poll Ever O_O

Yep...my longest poll ever. I had to stop the other one short because people were getting mad at me and calling it stupid >.< And i know, no one wants to die. I get it.
Gosh, some people really need to lighten up.
So, anyway, i ended it early and started a new poll-- your favorite Jeorge's Life Posts.
Hopefully this doesn't cause nationwide panic to all.
Have fun!

August Holiday?

Well, now that it's August, we gotta get ready for holiday season.
You know, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas...
But what about holidays in August?????
Nadda. Nothing. Besides August 31st, which is National Trail Mix Day!!!!!!!!!! *fireworks go off in backround* and the 18th, which is Bad Poetry Day (ohhh, are you guys in for a treat then!!! *demon laughs*), the 14th, which is National Creamsickle Day, the 11th, which is Presidential Joke Day (like we dont do that everyday!), the 9th, which is Book Lover's Day...
But seriously. Have you ever even HEARD of these holidays?
Probably not.
Jeorge is here to fix that XD

My favorite number is 18, but that's taken up by Bad Poetry Day (seriously...you guys better be ready for that) so BE PREPARED! The next national holiday is on August 22nd!!!!!!!!!
And who decided that?
ME!!!!!

Hard thing about coming up with a holiday is the NAME. I mean, what should it be? National Furby Day, but i dont want people to suffer (or do i?), National Jeorge Day, but that sounds obnoxious and self centered...Ooh! How about National You Can't Escape Me Day????
Crap, that sounds like crap.
No, no. I got it.

National Villan Day.

Aw, come on. Don't you think the villans should get a day? The Joker can finally step out of his abandoned warehouse without Batman swoopin down and kickin his...erm...butt...
And its just not the evil villans, either. What about Rabbit? You know, the one from the Trix commercials that doesnt have a name? All he wants is to steal the Trix. On August 22nd, he'll get them!

If you don't like that, then try this one on for size:

National Cannnabalizim Day

Hey, what do you expect from me at 10pm? I'm no Einstein here. Gimme a break, huh?

National MyFootFellAsleep Day.
Goddamn, its so hard to make holidays!!!!!

National Nyaberagerbalooba Day.
National Spork Day



Alright. I can't decide.
Since i have to wait for my poll to end, I'll ask here.

Do you think the national holiday on August 22nd should be:

National Villan Day
National Cannabalizim Day
National MyFootFellAsleep Day
National Nyaberagerbalooba Day
National Spork Day

Or, if you have your own idea for a holiday name, you can post it in the comments, or in the ShoutBox! located right to your right.
Personally, i like National Nyaberagerbalooba Day. But you know, that's just me.
Hey, i got it!!! National Waffle Iron Day!!!!!

...>.< i'll see you guys in the morning.

SELLING DS LITE WITH EXTRAS!!!

Here's a link!! I'm selling my DS Lite! Comes with 3 games and a car charger!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230278299962


Hope you win!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Jeorge


*EDIT: August 11th, 2008 7:59PM:
Well, my DS sold for $78.00 if anyone cares =p. Not the price i was going for, but hey, it works for me.
I was also selling my Gamecube games on the same day, which got nuthin =p.
Combined with the money i got for my gameboy advance sp ($36.99) hopefully this can buy me a new DS on ebay =p =p =p Cuz the DS i sold was broked >.<

A Quiz O_o

Well, you guys voted, and it's a tie between "A Quiz" and "I don't care, as long as it's funny".
Errr....
A funny quiz? What's so funny about quizzes? When a teacher hands youa pop quiz do you start laughing histerically? When you want to become a citzen of the United States, do you laugh during THAT quiz? Didn't think so!
So, here goes:

The Quiz of Perpetual Torture
P.S. For this quiz, you must have access to Google.


1. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

2. if John has 40 dollars (haha, johns such a loser) he spends 19 steals triple the amount he orignally has, quadrouples his income, pays 67 to the tax ppls, eats 9 for breakfast, steals 63 from his dad, pawns his moms ring for half the price he orignally had, and burns 25% of half, how much does he have?

3. you are lead into a cold, dark room and given nothing but a match. You stumble upon three other items in the room: an oil lamp, and oil heater, and a candle. Which do you light first?

4. The Glass Castle Is by...?
a) Jeannette Walls
b) Gregory E. Lang
c) Marc Salem
d) Libba Bray
e) J.K.Rowling.

5. Everyday for the past 2,008 years, Mrs. Claus has baked Santa 24 cookies. Each cookie will make him gain 4 pounds. He eats ever single cookie. When they started this tradition, Santa was 347 pounds. On the 2008th year, Mrs. Claus asked Santa to go on a diet. And he did. He lost 43 pounds with Jenny Craig! But he started sneaking Mrs. Claus's cookies again. He snuck and ate 38 cookies before Mrs. Claus caught him. The tradition stopped on January 1st, 2009, where Santa had but 1 cookie on that day. How much does Santa weigh?

6. At long last, somebody invents “the dream VCR.” This machine allows you to tape an entire evening’s worth of your own dreams, which you can then watch at your leisure. However, the inventor of the dream VCR will only allow you to use this device if you agree to a strange caveat: When you watch your dreams, you must do so with your family and your closest friends in the same room. They get to watch your dreams along with you. And if you don’t agree to this, you can’t use the dream VCR. Would you still do this?

7. Your best friend is taking a nap on the floor of your living room. Suddenly, you are faced with a bizarre existential problem: This friend is going to die unless you kick them (as hard as you can) in the rib cage. If you don’t kick them while they slumber, they will never wake up. However, you can never explain this to your friend; if you later inform them that you did this to save their life, they will also die from that. So you have to kick a sleeping friend in the ribs, and you can’t tell them why. Since you cannot tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you fabricate to explain this (seemingly inexplicable) attack?

And that's it -_-


So here's my answers:
READ THIS ONLY AFTER YOU TOOK THE QUIZ

1. It really depends on who licks the lollipop.

2. $18.50. He shoulda just kept the money he already had =p

3. The match! Haw, Haw, Haw.

4. A: Jeanette Walls

5. Santa weighs 772,444 pounds.

6. NO WAY. Not in a million years.

7. I'm really, really sorry. I didn't mean to. See, I kinda forgot you were on my floor, and I wanted to watch Uncle Buck, so i went to get the DVD, and I tripped over you. Err...can i get you some soup?