Uh Oh...A Jeorge Story Shortage!

I'm running out of Jeorge Stories! It's a relief that I can do a rant on gym teachers, but...
Here is one of my last Jeorge Stories. NO, this site will not be closed down, YES I'll come up with new stories. My private e-mailers don't even get e-mails anymore >.< so don't take it so personally. i WAS going to see if i could maybe tap into my last e-mail, but we cancelled our subscription to earthlink and got roadruner. AaAaAaaK. So here it is: One of the last George Stories (I will try and get the video on my website):

CHARLIE AND THE UNICORN (this has not been made by me, i take no credit except for getting the script ((the song i didn't though)))

Purple: Heyyy, Charlie, hey Charlie, wake up!
Pink: Yeah Charlie, you silly sleepy head, wake up!
Charlie: Gehhhh, oh God you guys, this had better be pretty freakin important, is the meadow on fire?
Purple: No Charlie, we found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain, Charlie!
Pink: Yeah Charlie, we’re going to Candy Mountain! Come with us, Charlie!
Purple: Yeah Charlie, it’ll be an adventure! We’re going on an adventure, Charlie.
Charlie: Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I’m just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now.
Purple: Noooo, Charlie, you have to come with us to Candy Mountain.
Pink: Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain! It’s a land of sweets, and joy…and joyness
Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me.
Purple: CANDY MOUNTAIN, CHARLIE!
Pink: Yeah, Candy Mountain.
Charlie: Alright, fine, I’ll go with you to Candy Mountain!
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Purple and Pink: la la la, la la la, la la la la la, la la la
Charlie: Enough with the singing already!
Purple: Our first stop is over their Charlie.
Charlie: Oh God, what is that?
Purple: it’s a Leoplarodon, Charlie.
Pink: A magical Leoplarodon.
Purple: It’s gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain
Charlie: Alright, guys, you do know that there’s no actual Candy Mountain, right
Purple: Shun the non believer
Pink: Shuuuuuuunnnnn
Purple: Shuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn…..
Charlie:…Yeah.
*Leoplarodon speaks*
Purple: It has spoken!
Pink: It has told us the waaaayyyyy….
Charlie: It didn’t say anything!
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Purple: It’s just over this bridge, Charlie.
Pink: This magical bridge, of hope and wonder.
Charlie: Is anyone else being light covered in splinters, seriously guys, we shouldn’t be on this thing.
Purple: Charlieee, Chaaaarlieeeee, Charrrrlieee, Char-
Charlie: I’m right here, what do you want?!
Purple:…We’re on a bridge Charlie!
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Pink: We’re heeeeere!
Charlie: Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain
Purple: Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain, you fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
Pink: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave, Charlie
Purple: Yeah Charlie, go inside the cave. Magical wonders will behold when you enter.
Charlie: Yeah uh, thanks but no thanks, I’m gonna stay out here
Pink But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave, Charlie!

Y: Oh when you’re down and looking for some cheering up, then just head, right on up, to the Candy Mountain Cave, when you get inside, you’ll find yourself a cheery land, such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land. They’ve got lollipops and gummy dropsand candy things, oh so many things that will brighten up your day. It’s impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town, it’s the mecca of lovely Candy Cave. They’ve got jelly beans and coconut with lit-tel hats, candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets, buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band, candy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land. Cherry ribbon stream across the sky, and to the ground, turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat. In the candy cave imagination runs so free, sio now Charlie won’t you into the cave.

Charlie: Alright, fine, I’ll go into the freakin Candy Cave…this’d better be good.
Purple & Pink: *laugh*
Purple: Goodbye Charlie-
Pink: Yeah, goodbye Charlie
Charlie: Goodbye? What? *doors shut* Hey, what’s goin on here? Hello? Who is that? *hear Charlie being beaten*
…Ow, geh…What happened…Gaww, they took my freakin kidney!

Noticed anything?

I'm sure you've noticed a few changes here...
1. a new backround. I think its very nice. I hate that the text is on the left now. I dunno why. It just...

2. My last post was in weird symbols. Aaak. If you havent'y noticed that, it's ok. But if you don't realize i changed my backround i think i'll take the whooping stick to your skull >.<

3. You now have a "email this post to a friend" option. Very convenient.

4. I featured YouTube videos on my website now. Very entertaining. ^_^

5. My profile is now longer. Even though it can only fit 1,200 characters. Very Difficult, i must add. I'll do some editing with that later.

What I Hope Is Coming In the Near Future:
1. There's a bar that tells me how many people visited my site. It would be useful.

2. I want to advertise my site more. I have no idea how, but i will. You can COUNT ON IT!

3. Adding music on here.

4.Choosing my OWN videos. Me! Myself!

5. MORE PEOPLE!

The End. Goodnight. Don't bother me.

थे मिनी रंत

TinkTink203 (5:37:15 PM): aaak fitness. not fair to the FIT kidz >.< like me lol
TinkTink203 (5:37:49 PM): so i dont know how to play batminton. i dont really think ill use it in the future =p
mango506 (5:38:30 PM): well we have to do lots of push ups and sit ups
TinkTink203 (5:38:44 PM): wow. like 40?
mango506 (5:38:45 PM): and run lots of laps =D
mango506 (5:38:50 PM): more than 40
TinkTink203 (5:38:55 PM): laps >.<
TinkTink203 (5:39:06 PM): by the description it really sounds like military skool lol
mango506(5:39:16 PM): no its just that class
TinkTink203 (5:39:25 PM): ...
TinkTink203 (5:39:47 PM): i should rant about gym on my website =\
mango506 (5:39:55 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (5:39:56 PM): im sure no one else likes it
TinkTink203 (5:40:11 PM): AND OUR GYM TEACHERS ARE ALWAYS OLD!
mango506 (5:40:16 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (5:40:18 PM): and fat
TinkTink203 (5:40:58 PM): my last gym teacher couldnt touch her toes...and im sure this years gym teacher cant even see hers
mango506 (5:41:06 PM): lol
TinkTink203 (5:41:15 PM): that was a good one
TinkTink203 (5:41:21 PM): i respect myself 4 tht
TinkTink203 (5:42:19 PM): Kudos!

A Conversation I had earlier with my good friend *Mango. So i got inspired. Should i rant about gym teachers? hmmmmm...
I will. Not now. Maybe. Should I? Details are vague.
Ah well. Hope you've enjoyed my little mini-rant ^_^

*Name has been changed for confidentiality.

Nag Nag Nag...And a Jeorge Story!

Okay guys. Before i post ANOTHER Jeorge Story (you know, two Jeorge Stories in one day is lucky for my private e-mailers. You better be happy) i must nag:
Guys, post. It's not hard. Tell your friends. E-mail me personally. Jump off a cliff. I don't care what you do, just POST SOMETHING! I've threatened to shut the site down, i begged, pleaded, asked, demanded, and gave some audience input (still waiting on the friend code, guys. What do i gotta do? You know what, I'l frig*** ask Hallmark to send a f'in card to everyone in the world saying "Hey, come to
tinktink203.blogspot.com!" and maybe THAT will get you guys to post.

Alright, now on to the Jeorge Story.
See, this Jeorge Story is a combo. And it's about Runescape. So you Runescape fans will enjoy this, now won't you?

Jeorge Story COMBO!!!!!

2 Stories in one for twice the fun!!! (tm)

This week on the george stories:

"HELP!!!!! HELP! OUR SECRET LAIR IS BREAKING DOWN! SCOUT JERRY, HURRY!"

Oops, sorry. This week on the george stories:
Runescape!

Why Crystalbloo2 can't Be in Show Business
"Four years and three scores ago...wait, how many is three scores?"
"Cut! Crystalbloo, hon please, three score is three months."
"Then can't we just say-"
"No! Action!"
"*ahem*...hold it. should i 'ahem' in the beginning?"
"I really don't care...action!"
"Four years and three floors ago...did i just say 'floors'?"
"CUT! Crystalbloo, Puh-LEASE just get through what i wrote in your script. Action!"
"Four years and three scores ago, there was a tragic incident in Runescape...what was the incident again?"
"CUT!!! CB, honey work with me, it was RS41 trying to steal your business and take over the world. Remember the book?"
"Oh yeah."
"ACTION!"
"Four years...hold it."
"WHAT?!!!"
"This wasn't four years ago!"
"So?"
"It was only two years!"
"Whatever. ACTION!"
"Four years and three scores ago...what was my next line?"
"That's IT!!!! I quit! Someone else can direct this stupid commercial! It's not THAT hard! All you have to say is---"
"Four years and three scores ago there was a tragic incident in Runescape: RSPolice41 tried to take it over. Tink203, myself, and Grumpybear97 have face tons of challenges, but non like this next one. stay tuned for the fourth book. See you then! and then cut to commercial, yeah, i got it."
"Oh my gosh! Did we have any film in the camera?"
"No"
"CURSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



Why We Picked Tink203 to Host 'Welcome to Runescape'

Resume for: Tink203
I want this job because: I'm very bored and would like to have something to do while *Fish is at day care
Experiance: With what?
Are you coopertive? Sometimes i am
Health Issues: No, but i cant have **bored face and sometimes i sneeze a lot.
Are you a morning person? That depends what morning it is
Why I think i should be the host/hostess for Welcome to Runescape: Cuz hosts get free food
Special Skills: I'm good at killing people
Any extra traits that you think would be good for the host/hostess: fishing, mining, attack, defense

Thank you, what's this line for? , we will get back to you. Feel free to call our number:
1-800-555-plzdntcall


*Fish= Tink203's pet moose
**bored face= a face that looks bored. -.- or -_-

Happy Valentino's Day One Day late!

Hey there! I know, i haven't been keeping up on my part of the deal (of course neither have you...) so I'm going to post a Jeorge Story. I'm also going up north for the weekned (spelling?) so I may catch up with my posts. Here you go, an original Jeorge Story (or Sotry):

***Deminsion 10: an inescapable box with no doors or windows. You only have a container of blue cheese and tanks of air that can only last you 48 hours in the box.


***Demension 10
*Ahem* im sorry, i meant
DEMENSION 10
BY THE JEORGE

"You man!"
"Me?"
"Yes, you!"
"Uhh, your smile kinda freaks me out..."
"You're on That Crazy TV Show!"
"You mean the one that no one watches...?"
"..."
"Can i go now?"
"No! We're here interviewing people on the street!!"
"uh, 'kay."
"Question 1: how would you feel if i gave you an all expenses paid trip to a...resort?"
"Well, I'd need spending money..."
"Oh, you won't need spending money..." *grins evily*
"Ok."
So the man flies off on his tour to what he thinks is Deeten (D10; or otherwise referred to Demension 10). He is forced inside the box and is set into the sea. Hehe, it's funny. The funny part? He's claustrophobic.

Hour 1:
The man, or what i like to call The Man, is screaming that he is claustrophobic.
"I AM CLUASTROPHOBIC!!!! HELP!!!!! HELP!!!!" He has yet to find that there are air tanks and blue cheese.

Hour 2:
The Man has just found the cheese. He cut up the container and is now trying to claw his way out using the shap point. What he doesn't know is that

Hour 3:
His breathing is becoming shallow; has yet to discover that he has 4 air tanks, or equivalent to 48 hours of air.

Hour 5:
Found the air tanks last hour. He is now chanting physics in his head to see if he can break the box. Heh, to bad for him.

Hour 8:
It's getting dark. Lol, too bad he doesn't know that. He thinks once he finishes the first air tank he can try to cut the walls with the sharp point.

Hour 10:
Having a wonderful meal of 1/3 container of spoiled cheese, it is now 11pm and he is yet deciding where to sleep

Hour 13:
reciting the alphabet at a fast pace. Turns out he was the world champion alphabetizer.

Hour 20:
It is now 8am. Having a very cheeselicious meal of blue cheese now 49 days past the expiration date. We give you an audio segment of his dillusion.
"Lalala, why hello Carl. why hello Bob. It seems as though we are trapped in here." it appears he is playing with his socks.

After 48 hours, he vanishes to Demension 1, and has to work his way up back to our demension.
Our demension is number 999.

heh, no, its actually one.

Thank you for tuning in
Jeorge