Saturday, January 24, 2009

Chilli?




Okay, I had the WEIRDEST dream that definately cracked the top 10 for 2009's weirdest dreams. Hehe. Seriously, this is like one of those dreams where you get to the end and you're just about to pull your hair out. Not even kidding. Allow me to tell you...

Okay, so I was at my school in this one. Sara (a girl at my school) and I were selling chilli randomly in the hallway. Right in the middle of the hallway was a large table, and all the teachers were having a feast. So we gave them bowls of chilli. Well, two other people at my school named Stoney and Brandon decided to hang out around our chilli stand just because they didn't want to go to class.
Obviously, we started talking. But here's the weird thing. This really old lady sitting at the teacher's table told us to shut up. And so we did. For about five mintues. Then i started being all obnoxious and talking really loud. so my writing teacher, Ms. Kramer (no one really likes her because she lashes out sometimes) started yelling at me.

"Shut the hell up!" she yelled.
"We were just selling chilli!" I protested.
"Well quiet down or I'll send you back to the classroom!"
"Yeah, a classroom that doesn't have any teachers in it. So what's the point of going back?" I asked her.
"Okay, that's it, you're done selling chilli." and Ms. Kramer grabs my arm and Sara's and ordered Stoney and Brandon to go back to their classrooms. So also takes the chilli.
"What did i do?!" I demanded.
"Quiet." was her reply. She took us to the office and took the chilli and walked away. So Sara and I stood there, wondering what to do, when Ms. Kramer comes back with the chilli and a big yellow envelope. And, of all the things in the world, she puts the chilli in the envelope! What is this, anyway?!
"Ms. Kramer," I raised my hand for some reason. "if you put the chilli in that envelope, it's going to drip through. And it's also going to get freezer burn."
"Hey!" Ms. Kramer yells at me. "Shut up, you smart ass."
And all the sudden, Sara and I are riding in her car (which is really old and white, by the way) and she drives for a long time before stopping at the side of the road and throwing us out of the car. So now we're stuck in the country, with nothing but a road, a feild, and a barn in the background. Nothing else.
"Well," Sara reaches behind her back and grabs something. "At least we have chilli!"
You've got to be kidding me.

After five hours, we find someone and they take us home. Well, Sara magically teleports somewhere (?!?!??) and the mysterious driver takes me to my neighbor's house. So now I'm all the sudden in my neighbor's basement (he's the same age as me) and we're watching a movie, lights are off, popcorn...
And all the sudden, he disappears, and this other kid from my school, Reed, is watching the movie with me. (Which by the way, happens to be Titanic, my favorite movie).
He looks at me, and-- wait for it--
"Want some chilli?"


This is the part where i woke up and screamed out, "DAMN THE CHILLI!"
So now I have this weird urge to laugh whenever i see, hear, or think about chilli.
Weird? Ch-yeah, I'd have to agree with you there.

(By the way, I tasted the chilli Reed gave me, and it was freakin delicious)
^_^ - Jeorge!!

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