Uh Oh...A Jeorge Story Shortage!

I'm running out of Jeorge Stories! It's a relief that I can do a rant on gym teachers, but...
Here is one of my last Jeorge Stories. NO, this site will not be closed down, YES I'll come up with new stories. My private e-mailers don't even get e-mails anymore >.< so don't take it so personally. i WAS going to see if i could maybe tap into my last e-mail, but we cancelled our subscription to earthlink and got roadruner. AaAaAaaK. So here it is: One of the last George Stories (I will try and get the video on my website):

CHARLIE AND THE UNICORN (this has not been made by me, i take no credit except for getting the script ((the song i didn't though)))

Purple: Heyyy, Charlie, hey Charlie, wake up!
Pink: Yeah Charlie, you silly sleepy head, wake up!
Charlie: Gehhhh, oh God you guys, this had better be pretty freakin important, is the meadow on fire?
Purple: No Charlie, we found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain, Charlie!
Pink: Yeah Charlie, we’re going to Candy Mountain! Come with us, Charlie!
Purple: Yeah Charlie, it’ll be an adventure! We’re going on an adventure, Charlie.
Charlie: Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I’m just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now.
Purple: Noooo, Charlie, you have to come with us to Candy Mountain.
Pink: Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain! It’s a land of sweets, and joy…and joyness
Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me.
Purple: CANDY MOUNTAIN, CHARLIE!
Pink: Yeah, Candy Mountain.
Charlie: Alright, fine, I’ll go with you to Candy Mountain!
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Purple and Pink: la la la, la la la, la la la la la, la la la
Charlie: Enough with the singing already!
Purple: Our first stop is over their Charlie.
Charlie: Oh God, what is that?
Purple: it’s a Leoplarodon, Charlie.
Pink: A magical Leoplarodon.
Purple: It’s gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain
Charlie: Alright, guys, you do know that there’s no actual Candy Mountain, right
Purple: Shun the non believer
Pink: Shuuuuuuunnnnn
Purple: Shuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn…..
Charlie:…Yeah.
*Leoplarodon speaks*
Purple: It has spoken!
Pink: It has told us the waaaayyyyy….
Charlie: It didn’t say anything!
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Purple: It’s just over this bridge, Charlie.
Pink: This magical bridge, of hope and wonder.
Charlie: Is anyone else being light covered in splinters, seriously guys, we shouldn’t be on this thing.
Purple: Charlieee, Chaaaarlieeeee, Charrrrlieee, Char-
Charlie: I’m right here, what do you want?!
Purple:…We’re on a bridge Charlie!
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Pink: We’re heeeeere!
Charlie: Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain
Purple: Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain, you fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
Pink: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave, Charlie
Purple: Yeah Charlie, go inside the cave. Magical wonders will behold when you enter.
Charlie: Yeah uh, thanks but no thanks, I’m gonna stay out here
Pink But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave, Charlie!

Y: Oh when you’re down and looking for some cheering up, then just head, right on up, to the Candy Mountain Cave, when you get inside, you’ll find yourself a cheery land, such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land. They’ve got lollipops and gummy dropsand candy things, oh so many things that will brighten up your day. It’s impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town, it’s the mecca of lovely Candy Cave. They’ve got jelly beans and coconut with lit-tel hats, candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets, buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band, candy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land. Cherry ribbon stream across the sky, and to the ground, turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat. In the candy cave imagination runs so free, sio now Charlie won’t you into the cave.

Charlie: Alright, fine, I’ll go into the freakin Candy Cave…this’d better be good.
Purple & Pink: *laugh*
Purple: Goodbye Charlie-
Pink: Yeah, goodbye Charlie
Charlie: Goodbye? What? *doors shut* Hey, what’s goin on here? Hello? Who is that? *hear Charlie being beaten*
…Ow, geh…What happened…Gaww, they took my freakin kidney!