Jeorge Story Numba 2!!!!! An Offer...you cant rufuse...(Mwahaha)

"Batten" down the "Hatches" because its time for "Jeorge Story" Numba "2"!!!
Some people may know that I play Runescape. Well, I do. U can veiw my profile thats to the right of your page you currently have up. This Jeorge Story is all about an experiment I did. See, for people who DON'T play RS, there are certian rules you can break. People ni the game can report you for it, and you get black marks. If you get 10 black marks, you either get permanently banned from the game or permanently muted. My main account on there got banned for one offense because I was advertising a website. Someone actually had stolen my password. If you get 10 black marks or higher, you can Appeal for them, which means you either tell them
1. Youre sorry
2. Why you think Customer support had made a mistake
3. Someone else had your password.
So I looked online to see the chances of my Last Chance appeal being accepted. Other people were complaining that only random appeals go selected, or ones that were funny. Is this true? Lets look at the evidence:

U BETTA BELIEVE IT PL0X!
In this Jeorge Sotry, i take my bad grammar to a whole new lvl!!!!
Get ready for a ton of Pl0x (Pl0x = please, plz. i figure this out AFTER i send the messages)Alright, so i heard that on RuneScape, Jagex approves random appeals with their "bots". a lot of people were sayin that they sent in a weird appeal (ex. i was pregnat and my hormones were actin up...which btw I think is funny and stoopid) and it got accepted, whilist "normal" appeals got denied. I tried this for myself, so i made a new account, called Cornmeal_Ftw. I got as many reports as i could (only managed 3 -_- ) but anywayz, my excuses are funny.
Take a look FTW:
My first report for: Rule 1 ~ Offensive Language
What i did: Well, the only way you could get reported for Rule 1 was either to make racist remarks or *ahem* sexual remarks. Since both were just as bad, i decided 2 do the one that wasnt creepy: racism. I hate racism, i really do (please dont make fun of me for this, or judge me by this, cuz im not racist. but i didnt want to make sexual remarks). But i didnt insult blacks, or yellows (srry, just making a visual). I insulted whites -_- .....so really, thats like insulting myself -_- -_-
Evidence:
cornmeal_ftw: im supposed 2 b racist
cornmeal_ftw: but im not ='(
************: i kno ur not
cornmeal_ftw: mmkay
************: byee
cornmeal_ftw: shuld i say it on private chat?
cornmeal_ftw: i dont want 2 hurt ne 1s feelings
************: no say it out loud so other ppl repotrt
cornmeal_ftw: ...oh...
cornmeal_ftw: i hate...
cornmeal_ftw: hmmm...
cornmeal_ftw: i hate white people!
cornmeal_ftw: o wait wtf i am white -_-
cornmeal_ftw: but anyway
cornmeal_ftw: i hate white people!

My Appeal (reasons why I think Customer Support made a mistake):
OK SOe HeARZ THe DeALIO WULL I WeNTT 2 PLAYe POKeMONZ WeN I COMe BAK MY MANATEES HuNTING CORN AND SOE I LEIK TTLY SLAP HEIM UPSYDE HIS MANATEE HEAD AND HES JST LEIK WTF PL0X ND THEN I FOUND MAILMAN ON COMPUTER WITH BEEEFF JERKIE AND IM LIKE U PHR33 L04DER AND HES LIKE U SUX. WE PLAY POKE MON AND I PWN HIS MAILMANN BUTT YES SIRREEEE THTS Y I NEED THIS ACC BAK CUZ THE MAIL MAN HATES MANATEES. RADDA


My Second Report for:Rule 3 ~ Password Scamming
What i did: Errr...well, a girl just reported me for it.

Evidence:There's no evidence that i DID actually password scamm.

My Appeal (my apology):

I WANNA BE
THE VRY BEST
LEIK NO 1 EVER WAZ
*DUN DUN DUN

2 CATCH THEM IZ MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IZ MY CAUZ
I WILL TRAVL CROSS THE LAND
SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
*DUN DUN DUN

THESE POKEMON
TO UNDERSTAND,
THE POWER THATZ INSIDE
POKEMON GOTTA CATCHEM (ITS U AND ME)
I KNO ITS MY DESTINY
POKEMON
OHH
UR MY BEST FREND
IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEENNNNED!

PL0X IT WAS THT MAILMAN AGAIN!


My Thrid Report:Rule 5 ~ Jagex / Staff Impersonation
How i did it: I said I was a mod

Evidence:
cornmeal_ftw: i am a jagex mod
cornmeal_ftw: haha
cornmeal_ftw: rawr
cornmeal_ftw: i am a jagex mod
cornmeal_ftw: i am a jagex mod
cornmeal_ftw: i am a jagex mod
cornmeal_ftw: mwahaha

My Appeal (My other apology):
HEY PL0XERZ MY CAT SCRATCHD MY IN MY EYEBALLZ AND I WAS TYPING THINGS THT I DIN NO I WAZ TYPING I WILL SU U CAUSE MY KITTYS ON A RAMPAGE WITH THOSE DAMN LEPUCHAUNS I CONT CATCH THE CORN. ANYWAYZ PL0X, I GAVE MY LOCAL RETAILER A GOOD BEATIN W/ TEH WAFFLE IRON, U KNO WAT IM SAYIN FOO? CUZ I DON TANX 2 MEH PSYCHOTIC KITTY. HEY, I DNT EVEN HAVE A CAT! HOO R U?! Y AM I ON THE DINING R00M TABLE?! PL0X!!

But it's funny...2 out of those three appeals got accepted. Which one do you think didn't get accepted?


...Numba 1!!!
Heres the response I got back:

Thank you for your appeal.
We are sorry to inform you that this appeal has been denied.
We have conclusive evidence that you were in control of the account at the time of the offence and, for this reason, this offence will remain on your account.
We suggest you take some time to remind yourself of the Rules of Conduct before you start playing again!
Jagex Customer Support

Alright, umm...First off, I never said i WASNT in controll of my account. Secondly, err.... they give the same message out to everyone.
But anywayz.....

Hope you enjoyed reading! I enjoyed the whole experiment (except my first report ='( man, i feel so bad) But what i really enjoyed was writing the reasons. E-mail me back saying which one you liked!
Appeal 1,
Appeal 2,
orAppeal 3?

PokeAHippo@mail2me.com




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