Nag Nag Nag...And a Jeorge Story!

Okay guys. Before i post ANOTHER Jeorge Story (you know, two Jeorge Stories in one day is lucky for my private e-mailers. You better be happy) i must nag:
Guys, post. It's not hard. Tell your friends. E-mail me personally. Jump off a cliff. I don't care what you do, just POST SOMETHING! I've threatened to shut the site down, i begged, pleaded, asked, demanded, and gave some audience input (still waiting on the friend code, guys. What do i gotta do? You know what, I'l frig*** ask Hallmark to send a f'in card to everyone in the world saying "Hey, come to
tinktink203.blogspot.com!" and maybe THAT will get you guys to post.

Alright, now on to the Jeorge Story.
See, this Jeorge Story is a combo. And it's about Runescape. So you Runescape fans will enjoy this, now won't you?

Jeorge Story COMBO!!!!!

2 Stories in one for twice the fun!!! (tm)

This week on the george stories:

"HELP!!!!! HELP! OUR SECRET LAIR IS BREAKING DOWN! SCOUT JERRY, HURRY!"

Oops, sorry. This week on the george stories:
Runescape!

Why Crystalbloo2 can't Be in Show Business
"Four years and three scores ago...wait, how many is three scores?"
"Cut! Crystalbloo, hon please, three score is three months."
"Then can't we just say-"
"No! Action!"
"*ahem*...hold it. should i 'ahem' in the beginning?"
"I really don't care...action!"
"Four years and three floors ago...did i just say 'floors'?"
"CUT! Crystalbloo, Puh-LEASE just get through what i wrote in your script. Action!"
"Four years and three scores ago, there was a tragic incident in Runescape...what was the incident again?"
"CUT!!! CB, honey work with me, it was RS41 trying to steal your business and take over the world. Remember the book?"
"Oh yeah."
"ACTION!"
"Four years...hold it."
"WHAT?!!!"
"This wasn't four years ago!"
"So?"
"It was only two years!"
"Whatever. ACTION!"
"Four years and three scores ago...what was my next line?"
"That's IT!!!! I quit! Someone else can direct this stupid commercial! It's not THAT hard! All you have to say is---"
"Four years and three scores ago there was a tragic incident in Runescape: RSPolice41 tried to take it over. Tink203, myself, and Grumpybear97 have face tons of challenges, but non like this next one. stay tuned for the fourth book. See you then! and then cut to commercial, yeah, i got it."
"Oh my gosh! Did we have any film in the camera?"
"No"
"CURSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



Why We Picked Tink203 to Host 'Welcome to Runescape'

Resume for: Tink203
I want this job because: I'm very bored and would like to have something to do while *Fish is at day care
Experiance: With what?
Are you coopertive? Sometimes i am
Health Issues: No, but i cant have **bored face and sometimes i sneeze a lot.
Are you a morning person? That depends what morning it is
Why I think i should be the host/hostess for Welcome to Runescape: Cuz hosts get free food
Special Skills: I'm good at killing people
Any extra traits that you think would be good for the host/hostess: fishing, mining, attack, defense

Thank you, what's this line for? , we will get back to you. Feel free to call our number:
1-800-555-plzdntcall


*Fish= Tink203's pet moose
**bored face= a face that looks bored. -.- or -_-