Doctor Jeorge

Yes, it's true. I guess i got another job. You know, besides the ones i already have: ruler of the earth, ninja, secret agent, author...
It's not easy being me =p
Haha.
But being a doctor is fun. And, I'm sorry, but this is a CONVO.
I'm gonna do something special for the 50th post.
Trust me.

And with that, i give you:

Doctor Jeorge
You know the drill. If it's in orange, it's not part of the real convo.

"Jerry" (11:43:02 AM): im having the worst problem, twinky ~ my nickname. To make a long story short, Tink sounds like Twink, and Twink is like Twinky.
TinkTink203 (11:43:06 AM): awwwww
"Jerry" (11:43:13 AM): i think i have insomnia
TinkTink203 (11:43:27 AM): y?
"Jerry" (11:43:45 AM): cuz i try 2 go 2 sleep at 11. and i cant
"Jerry" (11:44:00 AM): so at 12 (still awake) i watch george lopez
"Jerry" (11:44:10 AM): then eventually i fall asleep.
"Jerry" (11:44:26 AM): but then at like 4 am i wake up and watch more tv cuz i cant sleep
TinkTink203 (11:45:04 AM): the dr. is in! *puts on nurse's hat*
"Jerry" (11:45:09 AM): ha
TinkTink203 (11:45:14 AM): now
TinkTink203 (11:45:23 AM): ull have to wait in the waiting room
"Mango" (11:45:29 AM): O_o
TinkTink203 (11:45:30 AM): ill check u in
"Jerry" (11:45:37 AM): wut waiting room!?!?!
TinkTink203 (11:45:39 AM): here's a BaBar the elephant book
"Jerry" (11:45:42 AM): u JUST got ur hat on!!!
"Jerry" (11:45:50 AM): ...
"Mango" (11:45:55 AM): mango confused
TinkTink203 (11:46:00 AM): lol
"Jerry" (11:46:04 AM): lol
TinkTink203 (11:46:09 AM): the doctor will see u now
"Mango" (11:46:14 AM): see who? ~ ... -_- probably the person who just said she had insomnia. Don't worry, he's only partially like this -_-
"Jerry" (11:46:17 AM): me
"Jerry" (11:46:18 AM): me
"Jerry" (11:46:19 AM): me
"Jerry" (11:46:19 AM): me
"Jerry" (11:46:20 AM): me
TinkTink203 (11:46:20 AM): jerry
"Jerry" (11:46:22 AM): yes
"Mango" (11:46:23 AM): pick her
"Jerry" (11:46:24 AM): ty
TinkTink203 (11:46:26 AM): ok
"Jerry" (11:46:33 AM): ya!
"Jerry" (11:46:34 AM): ty mango
TinkTink203 (11:46:45 AM): please sit on the bed while we get the small hammer thingy to tap at ur knee
"Jerry" (11:46:51 AM): um...
"Jerry" (11:47:01 AM): wut duz my sleeping problem hafta do with reflexs?
TinkTink203 (11:47:07 AM): SHUSH!!!!
"
"Jerry" (11:47:12 AM): yes mam
"Mango" (11:47:12 AM): shes the doctor!!
TinkTink203 (11:47:19 AM): ok
"Jerry" (11:47:19 AM): sorry! sorry!!!
TinkTink203 (11:47:28 AM): i need a tongue depresser
"Jerry" (11:47:35 AM): !?!?!
TinkTink203 (11:47:38 AM): and a flashlight
TinkTink203 (11:47:46 AM): aaand...a tub of peanut butter
"Jerry" (11:47:52 AM): wut!?
TinkTink203 (11:47:53 AM): nurse mango, can u get me this please?
"Jerry" (11:47:57 AM): hehehe
"Jerry" (11:47:58 AM): nurse
"Mango" (11:48:02 AM): -gets all those things-
TinkTink203 (11:48:05 AM): ok
"Mango" (11:48:13 AM): and since when was i a nurse? ~ *sigh* there he goes again...
TinkTink203 (11:48:21 AM): can i also get some smilie face stickers?
"Jerry" (11:48:22 AM): hehehe
TinkTink203 (11:48:27 AM): now jerry
"Jerry" (11:48:30 AM): yes?
"Mango" (11:48:31 AM): -gets those 2-
TinkTink203 (11:48:44 AM): i need u 2 stand up
TinkTink203 (11:48:50 AM): no wiat
"Jerry" (11:48:53 AM): * stands up *
"Jerry" (11:49:00 AM): * sits back down? *
TinkTink203 (11:49:08 AM): first i need 2 check ur earlobes for damage
TinkTink203 (11:49:17 AM): *taps hammer on earlobes*
"Jerry" (11:49:18 AM): ur a bizzare doctor
TinkTink203 (11:49:47 AM): now, i need to chek the tongue for any tongue disease
"Jerry" (11:49:56 AM): tongue disease...?
TinkTink203 (11:50:04 AM): whos the doctor here?
"Mango" (11:50:04 AM): >.>
"Mango" (11:50:08 AM): i am
"Jerry" (11:50:13 AM): ya...twinky, ur the nurse
TinkTink203 (11:50:13 AM): aw, shit
TinkTink203 (11:50:23 AM): screw u, buckos!!!
"Jerry" (11:50:28 AM): ur wearing ur stylish nurses dress
TinkTink203 (11:50:36 AM): i partially went to collage!
"Mango" (11:50:44 AM): wait so sonce when was i a nurse
"Jerry" (11:50:45 AM): twinky, ur the doctor.
TinkTink203 (11:50:52 AM): oh
"Jerry" (11:50:53 AM): since the doc sed so!!
TinkTink203 (11:50:54 AM): thats good
"Jerry" (11:51:04 AM): ya now help me with my prob plz
"Mango" (11:51:08 AM): >.>
"Jerry" (11:51:21 AM): i asked my mom and she sed its cuz i wake up 2 late.
TinkTink203 (11:51:25 AM): yes
"Jerry" (11:51:29 AM): well... the later i stay up the later i sleep, right!?
"Jerry" (11:51:35 AM): so she was no help there.
TinkTink203 (11:51:35 AM): that is exactly correct
"Jerry" (11:51:49 AM): i need 2 sleep at night, but i cant =(
TinkTink203 (11:52:02 AM): i found the problem
TinkTink203 (11:52:16 AM): its because u dont burn off enough energy throughout the day.
TinkTink203 (11:52:35 AM): like, take walks, and ride ur bike, and...other stuff
TinkTink203 (11:52:39 AM): WOO HOOO!!!!! NOBEL PRIZE!!!!
"Jerry" (11:52:41 AM): twinky, this has been going on 4 months. its been getting worse every day
"Jerry" (11:52:49 AM): even wen u and i went 4 a bike ride
TinkTink203 (11:52:55 AM): shit
TinkTink203 (11:53:03 AM): damn the mind
"Mango" (11:53:05 AM): no nobel prize for u
TinkTink203 (11:53:07 AM): grrr
"Jerry" (11:53:08 AM): haha
TinkTink203 (11:53:10 AM): okay
"Jerry" (11:53:14 AM): i say the nurse gets one ~ yet he doesnt even know hes a nurse?!
"Jerry" (11:53:19 AM): 4 getting all the supplies!
TinkTink203 (11:53:25 AM): screw u, bucko
"Mango" (11:53:31 AM): i know i should get one for that
TinkTink203 (11:53:38 AM): screw u 2
"Jerry" (11:53:40 AM): ya
"Jerry" (11:53:41 AM): ha
TinkTink203 (11:53:42 AM): ummmmm
"Mango" (11:53:43 AM): >.>
"Jerry" (11:54:02 AM): mango, heres ur plaque
TinkTink203 (11:54:03 AM): DONT PRESSURE ME
"Mango" (11:54:18 AM): -taked plaque- mine!! ~ Great... a man nurse gets a plaque for getting me a rubber hammer thingy and tongue depressers. And he doesn't even know he's a nurse. -_- *sigh* if only if only...
"Jerry" (11:54:26 AM): hahaha
TinkTink203 (11:54:37 AM): *slaps mango upside head* go play supermario

Ended on a bad note, but its okay...yes, he did go play supermario. I hope someday Mango realizes hes a nurse, or his future wont be very bright =p
Especially if he's a nurse.